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  2. KFF

    Pensioners playing bingo

    That's the PRS (Performing Rights Society) charges. It's been the law since 1914. There's also the PPL (Phonographic Performance Ltd) which is much younger as it started in 1934.They have been...
    That's the PRS (Performing Rights Society) charges. It's been the law since 1914. There's also the PPL (Phonographic Performance Ltd) which is much younger as it started in 1934.They have been collecting the charges since those days but have got much more diligent in recent years as they...
    That's the PRS (Performing Rights Society) charges. It's been the law since 1914. There's also the PPL (Phonographic Performance Ltd) which is much younger as it started in 1934.They have been collecting the charges since those days but have...
    That's the PRS (Performing Rights Society) charges. It's been the law since 1914. There's also the PPL (Phonographic Performance Ltd) which is much younger as it started in 1934.They have been...
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  3. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday CanadianLori

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORI !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORI !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORI !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORI !
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  4. ARMANDII
    Informative x 3

    LAST "SUPER" MOON FOR 2017

    Thank you, Our Mandy (Aye!) I shall be on the look out for it and will impress my menfolk with your my knowledge ;) :dbgrtmb:
    Thank you, Our Mandy (Aye!) I shall be on the look out for it and will impress my menfolk with your my knowledge ;) :dbgrtmb:
    Thank you, Our Mandy (Aye!) I shall be on the look out for it and will impress my menfolk with your my knowledge ;) :dbgrtmb:
    Thank you, Our Mandy (Aye!) I shall be on the look out for it and will impress my menfolk with your my knowledge ;) :dbgrtmb:
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  5. HarryS

    Silicone Removal , How ?

    Yes, you could ... just have your stripper tool in one hand and ...... a bag of chips in the other and then you won't notice the smell :blue thumb:
    Yes, you could ... just have your stripper tool in one hand and ...... a bag of chips in the other and then you won't notice the smell :blue thumb:
    Yes, you could ... just have your stripper tool in one hand and ...... a bag of chips in the other and then you won't notice the smell :blue thumb:
    Yes, you could ... just have your stripper tool in one hand and ...... a bag of chips in the other and then you won't notice the smell :blue thumb:
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  6. miraflores

    oxygen

    one of your many enigmatic answers...
    one of your many enigmatic answers...
    one of your many enigmatic answers...
    one of your many enigmatic answers...
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  7. ARMANDII
    Like x 9

    A WEEKEND IN BRADFORD

    It was close, KFF:dunno::snorky:Well, Tim's on a personal mission to get back into Space and keeping himself in the Spotlight, while passing on his enthusiasm to Schools etc. He's worked hard to get into...
    It was close, KFF:dunno::snorky:Well, Tim's on a personal mission to get back into Space and keeping himself in the Spotlight, while passing on his enthusiasm to Schools etc. He's worked hard to get into the Space Program and get to the Space Station and you can understand his need to get back there.:love30::snorky:
    It was close, KFF:dunno::snorky:Well, Tim's on a personal mission to get back into Space and keeping himself in the Spotlight, while passing on his enthusiasm to Schools etc. He's worked hard to get into the Space Program and get to the Space Station and...
    It was close, KFF:dunno::snorky:Well, Tim's on a personal mission to get back into Space and keeping himself in the Spotlight, while passing on his enthusiasm to Schools etc. He's worked hard to get into...
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  8. Fat Controller
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    There is some good in the world.....

    Hope this doesn't mean people are now going to donate dogs to her household :huh:
    Hope this doesn't mean people are now going to donate dogs to her household :huh:
    Hope this doesn't mean people are now going to donate dogs to her household :huh:
    Hope this doesn't mean people are now going to donate dogs to her household :huh:
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  9. Fat Controller

    Jeremy Hunt might have lied.....

    I was on the front page of the News Chronicle (who remembers that?) in 1959 but only in a photo. :blue thumb: I remained incognito (they didn't publish names) :heehee: as it was a photo of the front of the...
    I was on the front page of the News Chronicle (who remembers that?) in 1959 but only in a photo. :blue thumb: I remained incognito (they didn't publish names) :heehee: as it was a photo of the front of the Aldermaston March (I didn't actually go on the march :noidea:).
    I was on the front page of the News Chronicle (who remembers that?) in 1959 but only in a photo. :blue thumb: I remained incognito (they didn't publish names) :heehee: as it was a photo of the front of the Aldermaston March (I didn't actually go on the march :noidea:).
    I was on the front page of the News Chronicle (who remembers that?) in 1959 but only in a photo. :blue thumb: I remained incognito (they didn't publish names) :heehee: as it was a photo of the front of the...
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  10. Phil A
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    Remembrance Sunday

    As some of you know I was privileged to go to the Centenary Event of the Passchendaele battle back in July this year. Two of my Great Uncles were killed there in 1917 and two other Great Uncles...
    As some of you know I was privileged to go to the Centenary Event of the Passchendaele battle back in July this year. Two of my Great Uncles were killed there in 1917 and two other Great Uncles were also fighting alongside and survived.My Great Uncle Alf, who had previously been wounded in...
    As some of you know I was privileged to go to the Centenary Event of the Passchendaele battle back in July this year. Two of my Great Uncles were killed there in 1917 and two other Great Uncles were also fighting alongside and survived.My Great...
    As some of you know I was privileged to go to the Centenary Event of the Passchendaele battle back in July this year. Two of my Great Uncles were killed there in 1917 and two other Great Uncles...
    18699720_10213596458889642_1313324953497565194_o.jpg upload_2017-11-12_13-21-42.jpeg Arthur Mutimer - Army - Copy.jpg Wilfred Mutimer - Army 2 - Copy.jpg DSC09839 - Copy.JPG IMG_20171112_104716.jpg
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  11. Ned

    A to Z Gardening Programme(Hedgehogs)

    Good morning @Tetters my friend good Thread ,I just love Hedgehogs and Roses;):blue thumb:Sorry I just couldn't resist this(all done in good humour)
    Good morning @Tetters my friend good Thread ,I just love Hedgehogs and Roses;):blue thumb:Sorry I just couldn't resist this(all done in good humour)
    Good morning @Tetters my friend good Thread ,I just love Hedgehogs and Roses;):blue thumb:Sorry I just couldn't resist this(all done in good humour)
    Good morning @Tetters my friend good Thread ,I just love Hedgehogs and Roses;):blue thumb:Sorry I just couldn't resist this(all done in good humour)
    upload_2017-11-12_8-47-7.jpeg Ops-Mistake.jpg
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  12. wiseowl

    Removing Glued Carpet Tiles

    In such a situation, I would use acetone. Of course, in a well ventilated area, using gloves and some kind of face mask to filter out the fumes.Be prepared for the need to re-grout afterwards.
    In such a situation, I would use acetone. Of course, in a well ventilated area, using gloves and some kind of face mask to filter out the fumes.Be prepared for the need to re-grout afterwards.
    In such a situation, I would use acetone. Of course, in a well ventilated area, using gloves and some kind of face mask to filter out the fumes.Be prepared for the need to re-grout afterwards.
    In such a situation, I would use acetone. Of course, in a well ventilated area, using gloves and some kind of face mask to filter out the fumes.Be prepared for the need to re-grout afterwards.
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  13. Fat Controller
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    I need this explained in words of one syllable

    I wasn't having a dig at you FC. I agree, it is bang out of order (pun intended). My point is it is a problem largely of society in general's making. What's even worse is that we haven't even...
    I wasn't having a dig at you FC. I agree, it is bang out of order (pun intended). My point is it is a problem largely of society in general's making. What's even worse is that we haven't even learned anything. Rather than giving kids something to do, we are still further turning the screw. For...
    I wasn't having a dig at you FC. I agree, it is bang out of order (pun intended). My point is it is a problem largely of society in general's making. What's even worse is that we haven't even learned anything. Rather than giving kids something to...
    I wasn't having a dig at you FC. I agree, it is bang out of order (pun intended). My point is it is a problem largely of society in general's making. What's even worse is that we haven't even...
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  14. JWK

    Disposal of large quantity of chalk cost

    Sell it to a lime mortar company :)
    Sell it to a lime mortar company :)
    Sell it to a lime mortar company :)
    Sell it to a lime mortar company :)
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  15. silu

    Re buying a new vehicle

    Congratulations, silu! Hope all goes well for the delivery. All I can add is 'don't ever, ever buy anything in France. Anything, from a tin of tuna to a new car, is fraught with indifferent...
    Congratulations, silu! Hope all goes well for the delivery. All I can add is 'don't ever, ever buy anything in France. Anything, from a tin of tuna to a new car, is fraught with indifferent service and woe betide anyone who complains :dunno: (That's a gallic shrug, by the way, perfected over several...
    Congratulations, silu! Hope all goes well for the delivery. All I can add is 'don't ever, ever buy anything in France. Anything, from a tin of tuna to a new car, is fraught with indifferent service and woe betide anyone who complains :dunno: (That's a...
    Congratulations, silu! Hope all goes well for the delivery. All I can add is 'don't ever, ever buy anything in France. Anything, from a tin of tuna to a new car, is fraught with indifferent...
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  16. Fat Controller
    Like x 6

    If this doesn't raise a tear......

    Awwwww, happy endings :). But what about all the unhappy endings:sad: . I think about that a lot.
    Awwwww, happy endings :). But what about all the unhappy endings:sad: . I think about that a lot.
    Awwwww, happy endings :). But what about all the unhappy endings:sad: . I think about that a lot.
    Awwwww, happy endings :). But what about all the unhappy endings:sad: . I think about that a lot.
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  17. BeeHappy
    Friendly x 3

    Is this a genuine guest/member and link info

    @shiney :thumbsup: - Im sure they would have sounded better with you reciting them,;) I do love poetry, quotes, and rhymes and enjoy discovering new pieces, neither of those i had read so :thankyou: for sharing
    @shiney :thumbsup: - Im sure they would have sounded better with you reciting them,;) I do love poetry, quotes, and rhymes and enjoy discovering new pieces, neither of those i had read so :thankyou: for sharing
    @shiney :thumbsup: - Im sure they would have sounded better with you reciting them,;) I do love poetry, quotes, and rhymes and enjoy discovering new pieces, neither of those i had read so :thankyou: for sharing
    @shiney :thumbsup: - Im sure they would have sounded better with you reciting them,;) I do love poetry, quotes, and rhymes and enjoy discovering new pieces, neither of those i had read so :thankyou: for sharing
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  18. BeeHappy
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    FAVORITE GARDEN QUOTES

    @ARMANDII how strange as I had decided that was my last quote to load as I had hoped more members would have joined in especially during the non-gardening times - never mind it's all about trying...
    @ARMANDII how strange as I had decided that was my last quote to load as I had hoped more members would have joined in especially during the non-gardening times - never mind it's all about trying to keep fresh threads on a forum some work some don't:scratch:
    @ARMANDII how strange as I had decided that was my last quote to load as I had hoped more members would have joined in especially during the non-gardening times - never mind it's all about trying to keep fresh threads on a forum some work some don't:scratch:
    @ARMANDII how strange as I had decided that was my last quote to load as I had hoped more members would have joined in especially during the non-gardening times - never mind it's all about trying...
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  20. strongylodon

    Happy Birthday Sirius

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIRIUS !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIRIUS !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIRIUS !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIRIUS !
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