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  1. Kedi-Gato

    Goats

    No, sorry. I never was one for taking photos unfortunately. I wish I had as we have had some ace animals over the years.
    No, sorry. I never was one for taking photos unfortunately. I wish I had as we have had some ace animals over the years.
    No, sorry. I never was one for taking photos unfortunately. I wish I had as we have had some ace animals over the years.
    No, sorry. I never was one for taking photos unfortunately. I wish I had as we have had some ace animals over the years.
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  2. Sussexgardener

    13 year old father

    Just googled it myself, how disgusting-what a waste of a perfectly tasty bar of chocolate. The game of "nervous" seems laughably tame by comparison. A boy put his hand on your ankle and worked...
    Just googled it myself, how disgusting-what a waste of a perfectly tasty bar of chocolate. The game of "nervous" seems laughably tame by comparison. A boy put his hand on your ankle and worked it up slowly until you said "nervous". I think I have lead a sheltered life-especially after...
    Just googled it myself, how disgusting-what a waste of a perfectly tasty bar of chocolate. The game of "nervous" seems laughably tame by comparison. A boy put his hand on your ankle and worked it up slowly until you said "nervous". I think I...
    Just googled it myself, how disgusting-what a waste of a perfectly tasty bar of chocolate. The game of "nervous" seems laughably tame by comparison. A boy put his hand on your ankle and worked...
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  3. Lyn

    Pot holes

    I thought Roman roads were made of stone, topped off with stone chippings.Surely a "pot hole" is called a "pot hole" because the hole just looks like.... a pot?Around here, if you wanted...
    I thought Roman roads were made of stone, topped off with stone chippings.Surely a "pot hole" is called a "pot hole" because the hole just looks like.... a pot?Around here, if you wanted to make a pot, you could just dig up a bit of clay from outside your hut and get on with it. You...
    I thought Roman roads were made of stone, topped off with stone chippings.Surely a "pot hole" is called a "pot hole" because the hole just looks like.... a pot?Around here, if you wanted to make a pot, you could just dig up a bit of...
    I thought Roman roads were made of stone, topped off with stone chippings.Surely a "pot hole" is called a "pot hole" because the hole just looks like.... a pot?Around here, if you wanted...
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  4. clueless1

    Weird trip to the countryside

    Sounds like the bloke is a nudist, or just plain crazy....... actualy both!!!!!
    Sounds like the bloke is a nudist, or just plain crazy....... actualy both!!!!!
    Sounds like the bloke is a nudist, or just plain crazy....... actualy both!!!!!
    Sounds like the bloke is a nudist, or just plain crazy....... actualy both!!!!!
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  5. Daisies

    Anyone here suffer from tinnitus?

    I haven't tried Gingko. I'm a wuss when it comes to any form of medication. I got some anti inflammatary tablets 3 weeks ago for my wrist (v painful) and having read the side effects I haven't had...
    I haven't tried Gingko. I'm a wuss when it comes to any form of medication. I got some anti inflammatary tablets 3 weeks ago for my wrist (v painful) and having read the side effects I haven't had one!
    I haven't tried Gingko. I'm a wuss when it comes to any form of medication. I got some anti inflammatary tablets 3 weeks ago for my wrist (v painful) and having read the side effects I haven't had one!
    I haven't tried Gingko. I'm a wuss when it comes to any form of medication. I got some anti inflammatary tablets 3 weeks ago for my wrist (v painful) and having read the side effects I haven't had...
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  6. Victoria

    Dancing on Ice 2009

    I took a dislike to Ray Quinn when I caught sight of him on a talent show (I think it was X Factor) but have to say he has really excelled himself in this programme. As one who spent about half an...
    I took a dislike to Ray Quinn when I caught sight of him on a talent show (I think it was X Factor) but have to say he has really excelled himself in this programme. As one who spent about half an hour picking my way up the garden path in the recent snow and ice, I've come to admire him now!
    I took a dislike to Ray Quinn when I caught sight of him on a talent show (I think it was X Factor) but have to say he has really excelled himself in this programme. As one who spent about half an hour picking my way up the garden path in the...
    I took a dislike to Ray Quinn when I caught sight of him on a talent show (I think it was X Factor) but have to say he has really excelled himself in this programme. As one who spent about half an...
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  7. walnut

    We could do with him

    It annoys me when our local council sends out one of its spam mailings, and they are written in about 10 different languages. No wonder the local roads are in disrepair, the council must spend all...
    It annoys me when our local council sends out one of its spam mailings, and they are written in about 10 different languages. No wonder the local roads are in disrepair, the council must spend all our council tax on translators.
    It annoys me when our local council sends out one of its spam mailings, and they are written in about 10 different languages. No wonder the local roads are in disrepair, the council must spend all our council tax on translators.
    It annoys me when our local council sends out one of its spam mailings, and they are written in about 10 different languages. No wonder the local roads are in disrepair, the council must spend all...
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  8. Pro Gard

    A travesty of justice

    Well if you don't conform to the norm (race/age/type of car) then you are an easy target to get stopped even if you don't break any motoring laws. I'm not at all convinced that this guy stumbled...
    Well if you don't conform to the norm (race/age/type of car) then you are an easy target to get stopped even if you don't break any motoring laws. I'm not at all convinced that this guy stumbled across a carefully laid police trap, but then I'm just as cynical about the press and agree with you...
    Well if you don't conform to the norm (race/age/type of car) then you are an easy target to get stopped even if you don't break any motoring laws. I'm not at all convinced that this guy stumbled across a carefully laid police trap, but then I'm...
    Well if you don't conform to the norm (race/age/type of car) then you are an easy target to get stopped even if you don't break any motoring laws. I'm not at all convinced that this guy stumbled...
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  9. Kandy

    Happy Birthday Pip

    Thanks again everybody,had a good day and got plenty of goodies :)
    Thanks again everybody,had a good day and got plenty of goodies :)
    Thanks again everybody,had a good day and got plenty of goodies :)
    Thanks again everybody,had a good day and got plenty of goodies :)
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  10. Sussexgardener

    Bankers' bonuses

    Even thought the bank was British, he was in Singapore where they deal with criminals properly-presumably he broke their rather strict laws.
    Even thought the bank was British, he was in Singapore where they deal with criminals properly-presumably he broke their rather strict laws.
    Even thought the bank was British, he was in Singapore where they deal with criminals properly-presumably he broke their rather strict laws.
    Even thought the bank was British, he was in Singapore where they deal with criminals properly-presumably he broke their rather strict laws.
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  11. Paladin

    Pets not Pies

    :hehe::hehe::hehe: It will all change honeybee when girls come on the scene.:wuvu::D 02
    :hehe::hehe::hehe: It will all change honeybee when girls come on the scene.:wuvu::D 02
    :hehe::hehe::hehe: It will all change honeybee when girls come on the scene.:wuvu::D 02
    :hehe::hehe::hehe: It will all change honeybee when girls come on the scene.:wuvu::D 02
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  12. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday

    Good for Dad!!:gnthb:...We have to look after our babies y'know:luv:
    Good for Dad!!:gnthb:...We have to look after our babies y'know:luv:
    Good for Dad!!:gnthb:...We have to look after our babies y'know:luv:
    Good for Dad!!:gnthb:...We have to look after our babies y'know:luv:
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  13. Freddy

    Name that tune

    Thanks Lollipop thought I was doing something wrong :hehe:
    Thanks Lollipop thought I was doing something wrong :hehe:
    Thanks Lollipop thought I was doing something wrong :hehe:
    Thanks Lollipop thought I was doing something wrong :hehe:
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  14. Lyn

    The house is still standing

    Yes, it's amazing how light the room looks already even in it's sorry state. It was nice in it's day. 25 years ago . I'm stripping the walls today, just having a break and a cuppa. We are having...
    Yes, it's amazing how light the room looks already even in it's sorry state. It was nice in it's day. 25 years ago . I'm stripping the walls today, just having a break and a cuppa. We are having them skimmed so I can paint them. Had enough of papering. I like the plain look. Minimal no clutter...
    Yes, it's amazing how light the room looks already even in it's sorry state. It was nice in it's day. 25 years ago . I'm stripping the walls today, just having a break and a cuppa. We are having them skimmed so I can paint them. Had enough of...
    Yes, it's amazing how light the room looks already even in it's sorry state. It was nice in it's day. 25 years ago . I'm stripping the walls today, just having a break and a cuppa. We are having...
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  15. Lyn

    I love this

    Love it :gnthb:
    Love it :gnthb:
    Love it :gnthb:
    Love it :gnthb:
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  16. sweetpeas

    Chucks fighting

    They're two different breeds so I hope so, :lol:Went down to let them out this morning and they're mingling better, no pecking to be seen :)
    They're two different breeds so I hope so, :lol:Went down to let them out this morning and they're mingling better, no pecking to be seen :)
    They're two different breeds so I hope so, :lol:Went down to let them out this morning and they're mingling better, no pecking to be seen :)
    They're two different breeds so I hope so, :lol:Went down to let them out this morning and they're mingling better, no pecking to be seen :)
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  17. Steve R

    Paypal help please

    Hi, If you log onto Paypal and log into your account there is a transaction history, just go to the relevant transaction and you will have thei.d there, then just cross reference it with any other...
    Hi, If you log onto Paypal and log into your account there is a transaction history, just go to the relevant transaction and you will have thei.d there, then just cross reference it with any other documents ie emails. It is usually the same i.d and you are always sent an email. Hope this helps. xxx
    Hi, If you log onto Paypal and log into your account there is a transaction history, just go to the relevant transaction and you will have thei.d there, then just cross reference it with any other documents ie emails. It is usually the same i.d...
    Hi, If you log onto Paypal and log into your account there is a transaction history, just go to the relevant transaction and you will have thei.d there, then just cross reference it with any other...
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  18. lollipop

    A sad day-Wendy Richard

    I used to like this record when i was growing up but never realised that Wendy was on it as well with Mike Sarne and I didn't realise she was from Middlesborough and was not a Cockney:cool:
    I used to like this record when i was growing up but never realised that Wendy was on it as well with Mike Sarne and I didn't realise she was from Middlesborough and was not a Cockney:cool:
    I used to like this record when i was growing up but never realised that Wendy was on it as well with Mike Sarne and I didn't realise she was from Middlesborough and was not a Cockney:cool:
    I used to like this record when i was growing up but never realised that Wendy was on it as well with Mike Sarne and I didn't realise she was from Middlesborough and was not a Cockney:cool:
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  19. high kype

    happy birthday frenchdigger

    Just seen this. Happy Birthday. Hope you had a great day :)
    Just seen this. Happy Birthday. Hope you had a great day :)
    Just seen this. Happy Birthday. Hope you had a great day :)
    Just seen this. Happy Birthday. Hope you had a great day :)
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  20. Lyn

    Happy Pancake day

    still have not got round to doing the pancakes. perhaps next week.
    still have not got round to doing the pancakes. perhaps next week.
    still have not got round to doing the pancakes. perhaps next week.
    still have not got round to doing the pancakes. perhaps next week.
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