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  1. borrowers

    one for the girls....

    :lollol::lollol::hehe::hehe::lollol::lollol::hehe::hehe: I nearly choked on my hobnob then Clueless. I am pretty boyish in my manner of dress so don't bother with all of that, wear no...
    :lollol::lollol::hehe::hehe::lollol::lollol::hehe::hehe: I nearly choked on my hobnob then Clueless. I am pretty boyish in my manner of dress so don't bother with all of that, wear no makeup except if I'm going out, flat shoes or those sketcher pumps because they're easy to get on and I...
    :lollol::lollol::hehe::hehe::lollol::lollol::hehe::hehe: I nearly choked on my hobnob then Clueless. I am pretty boyish in my manner of dress so don't bother with all of that, wear no makeup except if I'm going out, flat shoes or those...
    :lollol::lollol::hehe::hehe::lollol::lollol::hehe::hehe: I nearly choked on my hobnob then Clueless. I am pretty boyish in my manner of dress so don't bother with all of that, wear no...
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  2. clueless1

    Another travesty of justice

    Hi Clueless I have just had a look at the Judges Previous cases ,Seems to have a habit of Leniency To put it Mildly:)
    Hi Clueless I have just had a look at the Judges Previous cases ,Seems to have a habit of Leniency To put it Mildly:)
    Hi Clueless I have just had a look at the Judges Previous cases ,Seems to have a habit of Leniency To put it Mildly:)
    Hi Clueless I have just had a look at the Judges Previous cases ,Seems to have a habit of Leniency To put it Mildly:)
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  3. capney

    Need a new car?

    Doesn't happen with motorbikes - they arrive at the dealers in bits and have to be built!
    Doesn't happen with motorbikes - they arrive at the dealers in bits and have to be built!
    Doesn't happen with motorbikes - they arrive at the dealers in bits and have to be built!
    Doesn't happen with motorbikes - they arrive at the dealers in bits and have to be built!
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  4. chriz1

    what oil for mowers?

    Definatly go with what your manual advises or an expert garden machinery centre. My Brother runs his own centre and makes a good living when folk mess up:dh:
    Definatly go with what your manual advises or an expert garden machinery centre. My Brother runs his own centre and makes a good living when folk mess up:dh:
    Definatly go with what your manual advises or an expert garden machinery centre. My Brother runs his own centre and makes a good living when folk mess up:dh:
    Definatly go with what your manual advises or an expert garden machinery centre. My Brother runs his own centre and makes a good living when folk mess up:dh:
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  5. borrowers

    Built-in ovens...

    :dh:....And I thought you ladies spent more time looking for a bargain than actually buying the first thing that you find!:hehe: Reckon Mrs Pal would like a big cupboard like yours to hold the...
    :dh:....And I thought you ladies spent more time looking for a bargain than actually buying the first thing that you find!:hehe: Reckon Mrs Pal would like a big cupboard like yours to hold the China dinner service she inherited..about £35,000 worth...instead of in storage. Have a good weekend...
    :dh:....And I thought you ladies spent more time looking for a bargain than actually buying the first thing that you find!:hehe: Reckon Mrs Pal would like a big cupboard like yours to hold the China dinner service she inherited..about £35,000...
    :dh:....And I thought you ladies spent more time looking for a bargain than actually buying the first thing that you find!:hehe: Reckon Mrs Pal would like a big cupboard like yours to hold the...
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  6. CrinumBulbs

    Amateur Gardening Mag.

    What a shame:( I really liked her columns...Ah well,onwards and upwards:)
    What a shame:( I really liked her columns...Ah well,onwards and upwards:)
    What a shame:( I really liked her columns...Ah well,onwards and upwards:)
    What a shame:( I really liked her columns...Ah well,onwards and upwards:)
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  7. Pro Gard

    Home made trowel/spade!

    Looks good, Pro. I've always preferred carbon steel for any tool that is subject to levering or needs sharpening. Stainless steel may shed the mud easier but it just doesn't seem as strong.
    Looks good, Pro. I've always preferred carbon steel for any tool that is subject to levering or needs sharpening. Stainless steel may shed the mud easier but it just doesn't seem as strong.
    Looks good, Pro. I've always preferred carbon steel for any tool that is subject to levering or needs sharpening. Stainless steel may shed the mud easier but it just doesn't seem as strong.
    Looks good, Pro. I've always preferred carbon steel for any tool that is subject to levering or needs sharpening. Stainless steel may shed the mud easier but it just doesn't seem as strong.
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  8. Kedi-Gato

    Happy Birthday DAG

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  9. rosa

    Happy Easter Everyone

    We did ,thank you Marley:gnthb:...Last minute invite to my big Bro's....for once,no booze,no food,no kiddies....just tea and chat...excellent!:gnthb:...Tomorrow's a differnet tale:doh:
    We did ,thank you Marley:gnthb:...Last minute invite to my big Bro's....for once,no booze,no food,no kiddies....just tea and chat...excellent!:gnthb:...Tomorrow's a differnet tale:doh:
    We did ,thank you Marley:gnthb:...Last minute invite to my big Bro's....for once,no booze,no food,no kiddies....just tea and chat...excellent!:gnthb:...Tomorrow's a differnet tale:doh:
    We did ,thank you Marley:gnthb:...Last minute invite to my big Bro's....for once,no booze,no food,no kiddies....just tea and chat...excellent!:gnthb:...Tomorrow's a differnet tale:doh:
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  11. Lyn

    Anyone else had a rubbish Easter

    :lollol: Rant over, i do feel much better today The people on here always make things seem better. I Thank you for that.borrowers , yes it's the chesty coughy sore throat bad head virus, loads...
    :lollol: Rant over, i do feel much better today The people on here always make things seem better. I Thank you for that.borrowers , yes it's the chesty coughy sore throat bad head virus, loads of people have it.The car isn't fix due to the holiday. I'm not sure if i should drive it, I...
    :lollol: Rant over, i do feel much better today The people on here always make things seem better. I Thank you for that.borrowers , yes it's the chesty coughy sore throat bad head virus, loads of people have it.The car isn't fix due to the...
    :lollol: Rant over, i do feel much better today The people on here always make things seem better. I Thank you for that.borrowers , yes it's the chesty coughy sore throat bad head virus, loads...
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  12. rosa

    Whistling Gnome

    hehe dee does he have a builders bottom then hahaha
    hehe dee does he have a builders bottom then hahaha
    hehe dee does he have a builders bottom then hahaha
    hehe dee does he have a builders bottom then hahaha
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  13. pete

    David Attenborough sticks his neck out.

    Nature will sort it all out. Nobody is sure what 'global warming' will mean for everyone, but there seems to be too schools of thought. In one version, Britain and the likes will get a climate...
    Nature will sort it all out. Nobody is sure what 'global warming' will mean for everyone, but there seems to be too schools of thought. In one version, Britain and the likes will get a climate similar to that of north africa, and we won't be able to grow our main food crops anymore. In another...
    Nature will sort it all out. Nobody is sure what 'global warming' will mean for everyone, but there seems to be too schools of thought. In one version, Britain and the likes will get a climate similar to that of north africa, and we won't be able...
    Nature will sort it all out. Nobody is sure what 'global warming' will mean for everyone, but there seems to be too schools of thought. In one version, Britain and the likes will get a climate...
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  14. clueless1

    Question for the parents of young kids

    My Mother used to have a mini-pickup - 2 seats in the front, I don't suppose it had any seat belts back then. I used to stand between the two seats when she had a passenger; which is how I came to...
    My Mother used to have a mini-pickup - 2 seats in the front, I don't suppose it had any seat belts back then. I used to stand between the two seats when she had a passenger; which is how I came to break my nose on the read view mirror when we had a crash (1963 or '64 I think)
    My Mother used to have a mini-pickup - 2 seats in the front, I don't suppose it had any seat belts back then. I used to stand between the two seats when she had a passenger; which is how I came to break my nose on the read view mirror when we had...
    My Mother used to have a mini-pickup - 2 seats in the front, I don't suppose it had any seat belts back then. I used to stand between the two seats when she had a passenger; which is how I came to...
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  15. Sussexgardener

    Oh dear...I think I'm addicted

    Thats O.K then. Just to get it right. Shopping and slipping in a few growables is O.K But no garden centres. :lollol:
    Thats O.K then. Just to get it right. Shopping and slipping in a few growables is O.K But no garden centres. :lollol:
    Thats O.K then. Just to get it right. Shopping and slipping in a few growables is O.K But no garden centres. :lollol:
    Thats O.K then. Just to get it right. Shopping and slipping in a few growables is O.K But no garden centres. :lollol:
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  16. Paladin

    A Day Out

    Great photo's & mini stories as per Pal. I agree with with O2 I would string them up too. Why do they do it, (not a rhetorical question) is it to sell them for the meat? Horrible, horrible...
    Great photo's & mini stories as per Pal. I agree with with O2 I would string them up too. Why do they do it, (not a rhetorical question) is it to sell them for the meat? Horrible, horrible people. cheers
    Great photo's & mini stories as per Pal. I agree with with O2 I would string them up too. Why do they do it, (not a rhetorical question) is it to sell them for the meat? Horrible, horrible people. cheers
    Great photo's & mini stories as per Pal. I agree with with O2 I would string them up too. Why do they do it, (not a rhetorical question) is it to sell them for the meat? Horrible, horrible...
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  17. clueless1

    Hand of god spotted

    Fantastic stuff. Thanks for sharing. cheers
    Fantastic stuff. Thanks for sharing. cheers
    Fantastic stuff. Thanks for sharing. cheers
    Fantastic stuff. Thanks for sharing. cheers
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  18. borrowers

    Speed cameras!

    :hehe: borrowers... What are you..???? :lollol::rotfl:
    :hehe: borrowers... What are you..???? :lollol::rotfl:
    :hehe: borrowers... What are you..???? :lollol::rotfl:
    :hehe: borrowers... What are you..???? :lollol::rotfl:
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  19. Winnie

    Timing on this site ...

    Good to see you back, Daisees, you better now?
    Good to see you back, Daisees, you better now?
    Good to see you back, Daisees, you better now?
    Good to see you back, Daisees, you better now?
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  20. Pro Gard

    Strange customers!!!

    Great stories, as has been said it would be great to have all these in a book. Combined with all you other jobbing gardeners etc it would make a great read - funny but sad and with some great...
    Great stories, as has been said it would be great to have all these in a book. Combined with all you other jobbing gardeners etc it would make a great read - funny but sad and with some great historical entries. I'll buy it! cheers
    Great stories, as has been said it would be great to have all these in a book. Combined with all you other jobbing gardeners etc it would make a great read - funny but sad and with some great historical entries. I'll buy it! cheers
    Great stories, as has been said it would be great to have all these in a book. Combined with all you other jobbing gardeners etc it would make a great read - funny but sad and with some great...
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