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  1. Phil A

    Welsh Summer Forecast

    Welsh came from India :) Long time ago.
    Welsh came from India :) Long time ago.
    Welsh came from India :) Long time ago.
    Welsh came from India :) Long time ago.
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  2. Fat Controller
    Like x 3

    Get yer hankies oot!

    I always thought that talent shows were a bit rubbish but, a few years ago, I happened to see one of these '...Got Talent' shows and partially changed my mind. There is still a lot of rubbish on...
    I always thought that talent shows were a bit rubbish but, a few years ago, I happened to see one of these '...Got Talent' shows and partially changed my mind. There is still a lot of rubbish on them but there is a hell of a lot of very good talent as well.It's a tough business and being...
    I always thought that talent shows were a bit rubbish but, a few years ago, I happened to see one of these '...Got Talent' shows and partially changed my mind. There is still a lot of rubbish on them but there is a hell of a lot of very good...
    I always thought that talent shows were a bit rubbish but, a few years ago, I happened to see one of these '...Got Talent' shows and partially changed my mind. There is still a lot of rubbish on...
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  4. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Sandy Ground

    Happy Birthday Sand
    Happy Birthday Sand
    Happy Birthday Sand
    Happy Birthday Sand
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  5. KFF

    HaPpY BiRtHdAy LINZ

    Happy belated birthday !
    Happy belated birthday !
    Happy belated birthday !
    Happy belated birthday !
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  6. Palustris

    Sheep on the road

    Sorry, meant to come back and report. We were away from home for the day and when we returned the animals were gone and the field was being sprayed by a contractor. We have to assume that someone...
    Sorry, meant to come back and report. We were away from home for the day and when we returned the animals were gone and the field was being sprayed by a contractor. We have to assume that someone came and removed the sheep before the tractor went in.
    Sorry, meant to come back and report. We were away from home for the day and when we returned the animals were gone and the field was being sprayed by a contractor. We have to assume that someone came and removed the sheep before the tractor went in.
    Sorry, meant to come back and report. We were away from home for the day and when we returned the animals were gone and the field was being sprayed by a contractor. We have to assume that someone...
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  7. Phil A
    Like x 3

    Stuff

    Didn't you catch it? :scratch:
    Didn't you catch it? :scratch:
    Didn't you catch it? :scratch:
    Didn't you catch it? :scratch:
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  8. ricky101

    DAB+

    Have got one of the original all in a box Arcam Solo , which am loathed to get rid of as I love its sound. Seems 'proper' hifi Dab+ tuners are c. £200 and I could plug it into Aux, but kind of...
    Have got one of the original all in a box Arcam Solo , which am loathed to get rid of as I love its sound. Seems 'proper' hifi Dab+ tuners are c. £200 and I could plug it into Aux, but kind of spoils the single box theme.Suppose I could try one of these little units and hide it behind things...
    Have got one of the original all in a box Arcam Solo , which am loathed to get rid of as I love its sound. Seems 'proper' hifi Dab+ tuners are c. £200 and I could plug it into Aux, but kind of spoils the single box theme.Suppose I could try one...
    Have got one of the original all in a box Arcam Solo , which am loathed to get rid of as I love its sound. Seems 'proper' hifi Dab+ tuners are c. £200 and I could plug it into Aux, but kind of...
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  9. HarryS

    Sat Nav on Your Mobile , Is it Legal ?

    The only time I use a satnav is when I am going somewhere in my Camper. I do find that the screen has to be looked at now and again to make sure that the wrong turning is not taken....
    The only time I use a satnav is when I am going somewhere in my Camper. I do find that the screen has to be looked at now and again to make sure that the wrong turning is not taken.Incidentally, Camper style satnavs can have the size of the vehicle programmed in, so they avoid routes that...
    The only time I use a satnav is when I am going somewhere in my Camper. I do find that the screen has to be looked at now and again to make sure that the wrong turning is not taken.Incidentally, Camper style satnavs can have the size of the...
    The only time I use a satnav is when I am going somewhere in my Camper. I do find that the screen has to be looked at now and again to make sure that the wrong turning is not taken....
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  10. clanless
    Funny x 4

    You've got to have a look at this

    I think they were playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order:biggrin:Brings to mind the Morecambe and Wise sketch with "Mister Preview".
    I think they were playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order:biggrin:Brings to mind the Morecambe and Wise sketch with "Mister Preview".
    I think they were playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order:biggrin:Brings to mind the Morecambe and Wise sketch with "Mister Preview".
    I think they were playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order:biggrin:Brings to mind the Morecambe and Wise sketch with "Mister Preview".
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  11. wiseowl
    Like x 5

    Rochester Dickens Festival & The Battle of the Medway

    I loved the Rochester Dickensian Christmas Festival. Just my cup of tea.G.
    I loved the Rochester Dickensian Christmas Festival. Just my cup of tea.G.
    I loved the Rochester Dickensian Christmas Festival. Just my cup of tea.G.
    I loved the Rochester Dickensian Christmas Festival. Just my cup of tea.G.
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  12. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Gogs

    Happy birthday :birthday:
    Happy birthday :birthday:
    Happy birthday :birthday:
    Happy birthday :birthday:
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  13. pete

    The one pound coin.

    I've often been referred to as an "old Groat":dunno::heehee:
    I've often been referred to as an "old Groat":dunno::heehee:
    I've often been referred to as an "old Groat":dunno::heehee:
    I've often been referred to as an "old Groat":dunno::heehee:
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  14. clanless

    UK and the EU

    Another gem of a Brexit economic prediction , i.e stick the decimal point where it looks best. Mark Twain said in the 1800's "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and...
    Another gem of a Brexit economic prediction , i.e stick the decimal point where it looks best. Mark Twain said in the 1800's "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics." This can be updated to " lies, damned lies, and Brexit calculations." :snorky:
    Another gem of a Brexit economic prediction , i.e stick the decimal point where it looks best. Mark Twain said in the 1800's "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics." This can be updated to " lies, damned lies, and...
    Another gem of a Brexit economic prediction , i.e stick the decimal point where it looks best. Mark Twain said in the 1800's "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and...
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  15. silu
    Friendly x 4

    Bruce Forsyth R I P

    Brucie was good at his job, and appreciated by most...including me. I shall try and take a leaf out of his book and carry on as long as possible. Whenever asked when I intend to retire I say...
    Brucie was good at his job, and appreciated by most...including me. I shall try and take a leaf out of his book and carry on as long as possible. Whenever asked when I intend to retire I say ''never'' RIP Bruce, we`ll miss you.
    Brucie was good at his job, and appreciated by most...including me. I shall try and take a leaf out of his book and carry on as long as possible. Whenever asked when I intend to retire I say ''never'' RIP Bruce, we`ll miss you.
    Brucie was good at his job, and appreciated by most...including me. I shall try and take a leaf out of his book and carry on as long as possible. Whenever asked when I intend to retire I say...
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  16. Fat Controller
    Useful x 3

    Freezer defrosting - the easy way!

    Blimey! Not good at all! :nonofinger: My handheld one didn't give me those issues :scratch: Good job really, because ... I don't have a sprayer :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Blimey! Not good at all! :nonofinger: My handheld one didn't give me those issues :scratch: Good job really, because ... I don't have a sprayer :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Blimey! Not good at all! :nonofinger: My handheld one didn't give me those issues :scratch: Good job really, because ... I don't have a sprayer :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Blimey! Not good at all! :nonofinger: My handheld one didn't give me those issues :scratch: Good job really, because ... I don't have a sprayer :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  17. "M"

    Receipts

    1) Take some of the reduced items back for a refund and see if you get refunded at full price.2) If you do, buy some more, then go to (1).
    1) Take some of the reduced items back for a refund and see if you get refunded at full price.2) If you do, buy some more, then go to (1).
    1) Take some of the reduced items back for a refund and see if you get refunded at full price.2) If you do, buy some more, then go to (1).
    1) Take some of the reduced items back for a refund and see if you get refunded at full price.2) If you do, buy some more, then go to (1).
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  18. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SIGORD

    :hapydancsmil: Happy Birthday! :hapydancsmil:
    :hapydancsmil: Happy Birthday! :hapydancsmil:
    :hapydancsmil: Happy Birthday! :hapydancsmil:
    :hapydancsmil: Happy Birthday! :hapydancsmil:
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  19. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Sonya

    Oh yeah! :heehee: I'd forgot about that :dunno: *rolls eyes* :roflol:
    Oh yeah! :heehee: I'd forgot about that :dunno: *rolls eyes* :roflol:
    Oh yeah! :heehee: I'd forgot about that :dunno: *rolls eyes* :roflol:
    Oh yeah! :heehee: I'd forgot about that :dunno: *rolls eyes* :roflol:
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  20. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Noisette

    Thank you all! Celebrated last night with a meal at the local Peruvian resto...I kid you not You get awfully tired of duck living here ...
    Thank you all! Celebrated last night with a meal at the local Peruvian resto...I kid you not You get awfully tired of duck living here ...
    Thank you all! Celebrated last night with a meal at the local Peruvian resto...I kid you not You get awfully tired of duck living here ...
    Thank you all! Celebrated last night with a meal at the local Peruvian resto...I kid you not You get awfully tired of duck living here ...
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