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  1. pete

    Tuning in a TV.

    Thanks Robert, I see what your saying, I'll unravel all the wiring and give it a try.Later:D
    Thanks Robert, I see what your saying, I'll unravel all the wiring and give it a try.Later:D
    Thanks Robert, I see what your saying, I'll unravel all the wiring and give it a try.Later:D
    Thanks Robert, I see what your saying, I'll unravel all the wiring and give it a try.Later:D
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  2. Pro Gard

    Anyone used a Fein Multimaster?

    Good stuff Pro. You'll also be able to trim the bottoms of doors without taking them off and a host of other fiddly things that would otherwise take ages. And just wait till you get onto the...
    Good stuff Pro. You'll also be able to trim the bottoms of doors without taking them off and a host of other fiddly things that would otherwise take ages. And just wait till you get onto the tiling....
    Good stuff Pro. You'll also be able to trim the bottoms of doors without taking them off and a host of other fiddly things that would otherwise take ages. And just wait till you get onto the tiling....
    Good stuff Pro. You'll also be able to trim the bottoms of doors without taking them off and a host of other fiddly things that would otherwise take ages. And just wait till you get onto the...
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  3. capney

    27.8C

    Standing at a potting bench for 7 hours pricking out seedlings in a glasshouse in 30c+ isn't so much fun, August it could be 42c.:D
    Standing at a potting bench for 7 hours pricking out seedlings in a glasshouse in 30c+ isn't so much fun, August it could be 42c.:D
    Standing at a potting bench for 7 hours pricking out seedlings in a glasshouse in 30c+ isn't so much fun, August it could be 42c.:D
    Standing at a potting bench for 7 hours pricking out seedlings in a glasshouse in 30c+ isn't so much fun, August it could be 42c.:D
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  4. redstar

    Colon Cancer

    redstar, I'm so sorry to hear about your friends sister. Young too. clueless, glad to hear your mother-in-law is well. Doctors have changed their outlook I think. I've had this procedure and...
    redstar, I'm so sorry to hear about your friends sister. Young too. clueless, glad to hear your mother-in-law is well. Doctors have changed their outlook I think. I've had this procedure and I won't lie, it does hurt but you have a sedative and doesn't take too long. Without wishing to...
    redstar, I'm so sorry to hear about your friends sister. Young too. clueless, glad to hear your mother-in-law is well. Doctors have changed their outlook I think. I've had this procedure and I won't lie, it does hurt but you have a sedative...
    redstar, I'm so sorry to hear about your friends sister. Young too. clueless, glad to hear your mother-in-law is well. Doctors have changed their outlook I think. I've had this procedure and...
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  5. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Freddy

    .... hope you had a nice day.
    .... hope you had a nice day.
    .... hope you had a nice day.
    .... hope you had a nice day.
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  6. capney

    Conspiracy

    Mrs C Is very astute and correct in her observations,I have also noticed that when out driving the Roads are getting narrower But when I try and cross the Road while out walking they have got even...
    Mrs C Is very astute and correct in her observations,I have also noticed that when out driving the Roads are getting narrower But when I try and cross the Road while out walking they have got even wider, I will try and email Mrs C,s observation to everyone I know but now the Goverment are...
    Mrs C Is very astute and correct in her observations,I have also noticed that when out driving the Roads are getting narrower But when I try and cross the Road while out walking they have got even wider, I will try and email Mrs C,s observation...
    Mrs C Is very astute and correct in her observations,I have also noticed that when out driving the Roads are getting narrower But when I try and cross the Road while out walking they have got even...
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  7. Lyn

    St George Day

    :luv:Thanks from both of us:gnthb:
    :luv:Thanks from both of us:gnthb:
    :luv:Thanks from both of us:gnthb:
    :luv:Thanks from both of us:gnthb:
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  8. capney

    RIP-OFF Britain

    I have to admit I dont know how long I was asleep in one of those chairs this afternoon.:snz::snz::snz::snz::snz::snz::snz::snz: I dont clock watch like I used to..:thmb: It was so easy and I was...
    I have to admit I dont know how long I was asleep in one of those chairs this afternoon.:snz::snz::snz::snz::snz::snz::snz::snz: I dont clock watch like I used to..:thmb: It was so easy and I was only awakened by a friend visiting.. robert
    I have to admit I dont know how long I was asleep in one of those chairs this afternoon.:snz::snz::snz::snz::snz::snz::snz::snz: I dont clock watch like I used to..:thmb: It was so easy and I was only awakened by a friend visiting.. robert
    I have to admit I dont know how long I was asleep in one of those chairs this afternoon.:snz::snz::snz::snz::snz::snz::snz::snz: I dont clock watch like I used to..:thmb: It was so easy and I was...
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  9. pip

    Inconsiderate neighbours

    It's hard to advise. I am young and strong and extremely capable of dealing with people face to face-and have done on many occasions, but what would I do if I was older and weaker than I am now? ...
    It's hard to advise. I am young and strong and extremely capable of dealing with people face to face-and have done on many occasions, but what would I do if I was older and weaker than I am now? I don't know. But this is trespass and criminal damage, and really, although you know in your...
    It's hard to advise. I am young and strong and extremely capable of dealing with people face to face-and have done on many occasions, but what would I do if I was older and weaker than I am now? I don't know. But this is trespass and...
    It's hard to advise. I am young and strong and extremely capable of dealing with people face to face-and have done on many occasions, but what would I do if I was older and weaker than I am now? ...
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  10. rosa
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  11. Helofadigger

    State OAP

    I was self employed for a while and had no option to opt out. In fact I was employed by a company and self employed in my own venture at the same time, so had to pay NI twice (once through the...
    I was self employed for a while and had no option to opt out. In fact I was employed by a company and self employed in my own venture at the same time, so had to pay NI twice (once through the company I worked for and again directly to HM Customs and Revenue for my self employment).As far as...
    I was self employed for a while and had no option to opt out. In fact I was employed by a company and self employed in my own venture at the same time, so had to pay NI twice (once through the company I worked for and again directly to HM Customs...
    I was self employed for a while and had no option to opt out. In fact I was employed by a company and self employed in my own venture at the same time, so had to pay NI twice (once through the...
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  12. Lyn

    What is wrong with some people

    I also grew up on a council estate. In the early 1950s having a 'phone was considered something of a luxury and so on street corners there were alarm boxes in order to call the fire brigade if an...
    I also grew up on a council estate. In the early 1950s having a 'phone was considered something of a luxury and so on street corners there were alarm boxes in order to call the fire brigade if an emergency arose. Once in a blue moon the glass was smashed and the fire brigade called out...
    I also grew up on a council estate. In the early 1950s having a 'phone was considered something of a luxury and so on street corners there were alarm boxes in order to call the fire brigade if an emergency arose. Once in a blue moon the glass was...
    I also grew up on a council estate. In the early 1950s having a 'phone was considered something of a luxury and so on street corners there were alarm boxes in order to call the fire brigade if an...
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  13. vegpatch

    Facebook addiction

    whooo accepted lol
    whooo accepted lol
    whooo accepted lol
    whooo accepted lol
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  14. capney

    Albino frog

    fascinating and great footage of the white frog i love frogs they are most welcome in the garden
    fascinating and great footage of the white frog i love frogs they are most welcome in the garden
    fascinating and great footage of the white frog i love frogs they are most welcome in the garden
    fascinating and great footage of the white frog i love frogs they are most welcome in the garden
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  15. shiney

    I'm Back! At Last!

    Glad to see you back mate. I know only too well how it feels when something goes wrong (:hehe:). Not funny at the time though, in any respect. Looking forward to seeing pics of your next open...
    Glad to see you back mate. I know only too well how it feels when something goes wrong (:hehe:). Not funny at the time though, in any respect. Looking forward to seeing pics of your next open day. cheers
    Glad to see you back mate. I know only too well how it feels when something goes wrong (:hehe:). Not funny at the time though, in any respect. Looking forward to seeing pics of your next open day. cheers
    Glad to see you back mate. I know only too well how it feels when something goes wrong (:hehe:). Not funny at the time though, in any respect. Looking forward to seeing pics of your next open...
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  16. Jack by the hedge

    Gas board threat

    Thanks for that, borrowers. At the moment he's visiting a mutual friend in the Lake District so I hope he still finds his gas connected when he gets back after his short break !Having just...
    Thanks for that, borrowers. At the moment he's visiting a mutual friend in the Lake District so I hope he still finds his gas connected when he gets back after his short break !Having just moved, with all the worry that it involves, the last thing you want is this sort of hassle when you...
    Thanks for that, borrowers. At the moment he's visiting a mutual friend in the Lake District so I hope he still finds his gas connected when he gets back after his short break !Having just moved, with all the worry that it involves, the last...
    Thanks for that, borrowers. At the moment he's visiting a mutual friend in the Lake District so I hope he still finds his gas connected when he gets back after his short break !Having just...
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  17. Lyn

    A Good book

    I've just finished reading ""The Suspicions of Mr Whicher" by Kate Summerscale.It's a fascinating research into a real murder that happened in 1860 but it contains many references to the...
    I've just finished reading ""The Suspicions of Mr Whicher" by Kate Summerscale.It's a fascinating research into a real murder that happened in 1860 but it contains many references to the early detective novels of the time and the social and political circumstances of the Victorian era. ...
    I've just finished reading ""The Suspicions of Mr Whicher" by Kate Summerscale.It's a fascinating research into a real murder that happened in 1860 but it contains many references to the early detective novels of the time and the social and...
    I've just finished reading ""The Suspicions of Mr Whicher" by Kate Summerscale.It's a fascinating research into a real murder that happened in 1860 but it contains many references to the...
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  18. capney

    Dentist tomorrow

    :dh:Oh Cap, what are you like:hehe: I think you've got a 'taste' for the dentist now and just want to keep going:wink: Thinking of you whilst I eat my lovely dinner! cheers
    :dh:Oh Cap, what are you like:hehe: I think you've got a 'taste' for the dentist now and just want to keep going:wink: Thinking of you whilst I eat my lovely dinner! cheers
    :dh:Oh Cap, what are you like:hehe: I think you've got a 'taste' for the dentist now and just want to keep going:wink: Thinking of you whilst I eat my lovely dinner! cheers
    :dh:Oh Cap, what are you like:hehe: I think you've got a 'taste' for the dentist now and just want to keep going:wink: Thinking of you whilst I eat my lovely dinner! cheers
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  19. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Borrowers

    Borrowers..!!!! Here's
    Borrowers..!!!! Here's
    Borrowers..!!!! Here's
    Borrowers..!!!! Here's
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  20. rosa

    Happy Anniversary Mr & Mrs Victoria

    A belated anniversary to you both. Hope you had a great day. I can recommend a cruise to celebrate the next one!
    A belated anniversary to you both. Hope you had a great day. I can recommend a cruise to celebrate the next one!
    A belated anniversary to you both. Hope you had a great day. I can recommend a cruise to celebrate the next one!
    A belated anniversary to you both. Hope you had a great day. I can recommend a cruise to celebrate the next one!
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