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  1. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Noisette

    Thank you all! Celebrated last night with a meal at the local Peruvian resto...I kid you not You get awfully tired of duck living here ...
    Thank you all! Celebrated last night with a meal at the local Peruvian resto...I kid you not You get awfully tired of duck living here ...
    Thank you all! Celebrated last night with a meal at the local Peruvian resto...I kid you not You get awfully tired of duck living here ...
    Thank you all! Celebrated last night with a meal at the local Peruvian resto...I kid you not You get awfully tired of duck living here ...
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  2. Paladin

    Collections or Hobbies?

    Have been into a Martial arts since the age of 11.. black belt in three separate disciplines but age means I train at a low level now. Currently into playing guitar but it's on the back burner...
    Have been into a Martial arts since the age of 11.. black belt in three separate disciplines but age means I train at a low level now. Currently into playing guitar but it's on the back burner while I complete the renovation of our bungalow.Oh and gardening in between :biggrin:
    Have been into a Martial arts since the age of 11.. black belt in three separate disciplines but age means I train at a low level now. Currently into playing guitar but it's on the back burner while I complete the renovation of our bungalow.Oh...
    Have been into a Martial arts since the age of 11.. black belt in three separate disciplines but age means I train at a low level now. Currently into playing guitar but it's on the back burner...
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  3. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Willow

    Cor, we is poor, our daughter's birthday treat was free drinks and cakes at John Lewis.Still some birthday cake left ...
    Cor, we is poor, our daughter's birthday treat was free drinks and cakes at John Lewis.Still some birthday cake left ...
    Cor, we is poor, our daughter's birthday treat was free drinks and cakes at John Lewis.Still some birthday cake left ...
    Cor, we is poor, our daughter's birthday treat was free drinks and cakes at John Lewis.Still some birthday cake left ...
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  4. Fat Controller
    Like x 4

    Glen Campbell - RIP

    My left ear enjoyed it..... ;)
    My left ear enjoyed it..... ;)
    My left ear enjoyed it..... ;)
    My left ear enjoyed it..... ;)
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  5. Loofah
    Like x 7

    Another new gardener

    Oh she's really taking to him now :) was very suspicious at first but all part of the furniture now lol
    Oh she's really taking to him now :) was very suspicious at first but all part of the furniture now lol
    Oh she's really taking to him now :) was very suspicious at first but all part of the furniture now lol
    Oh she's really taking to him now :) was very suspicious at first but all part of the furniture now lol
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  6. shiney
    Like x 3

    Lest We Forget

    Please, share mine ...
    Please, share mine ...
    Please, share mine ...
    Please, share mine ...
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  7. Sally Parker

    Magnesium - The Miracle Mineral

    :phew: I'd have been a bit worried if you were still leaking! :huh:
    :phew: I'd have been a bit worried if you were still leaking! :huh:
    :phew: I'd have been a bit worried if you were still leaking! :huh:
    :phew: I'd have been a bit worried if you were still leaking! :huh:
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  8. shiney

    Happy Birthday Redstar

    Thank you again, it was good. but it continues. My trip is the gift to me.
    Thank you again, it was good. but it continues. My trip is the gift to me.
    Thank you again, it was good. but it continues. My trip is the gift to me.
    Thank you again, it was good. but it continues. My trip is the gift to me.
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  9. Verdun
    Funny x 10

    Lucky or wot?

    :love30::yahoo::lunapic 130165696578242 5::yahoo: Oh my, you made me laugh out loud:loll: Keep up the good work! Together we will win:old::paladin::pcthwack:
    :love30::yahoo::lunapic 130165696578242 5::yahoo: Oh my, you made me laugh out loud:loll: Keep up the good work! Together we will win:old::paladin::pcthwack:
    :love30::yahoo::lunapic 130165696578242 5::yahoo: Oh my, you made me laugh out loud:loll: Keep up the good work! Together we will win:old::paladin::pcthwack:
    :love30::yahoo::lunapic 130165696578242 5::yahoo: Oh my, you made me laugh out loud:loll: Keep up the good work! Together we will win:old::paladin::pcthwack:
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  10. Charlie996

    Moles.

    Another update.No more moles. Well not since the poison went down and a bit of time allowed for it to work.So anyone who gets the pretty annoying and difficult to shift moles move in don't...
    Another update.No more moles. Well not since the poison went down and a bit of time allowed for it to work.So anyone who gets the pretty annoying and difficult to shift moles move in don't bother with traps just get some Raco rat poison off Ebay and pop it into the runs. :blue thumb:
    Another update.No more moles. Well not since the poison went down and a bit of time allowed for it to work.So anyone who gets the pretty annoying and difficult to shift moles move in don't bother with traps just get some Raco rat poison off...
    Another update.No more moles. Well not since the poison went down and a bit of time allowed for it to work.So anyone who gets the pretty annoying and difficult to shift moles move in don't...
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  11. Fat Controller
    Funny x 3

    Not saying I have a big one, but...........

    We've been moving pots around, and 'found' this one which had been hiding at the back behind all the foliage......It is almost a marrow!We're generally getting whoppers this year - here is...
    We've been moving pots around, and 'found' this one which had been hiding at the back behind all the foliage......It is almost a marrow!We're generally getting whoppers this year - here is the one above, with another two picked today, and my first two tomatoes of the year.... finally!!
    We've been moving pots around, and 'found' this one which had been hiding at the back behind all the foliage......It is almost a marrow!We're generally getting whoppers this year - here is the one above, with another two picked today, and...
    We've been moving pots around, and 'found' this one which had been hiding at the back behind all the foliage......It is almost a marrow!We're generally getting whoppers this year - here is...
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  12. Fat Controller
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    Robert Hardy RIP

    I remember him from 'All creatures great and small' Happy childhood memoriesRIP Robert Hardy
    I remember him from 'All creatures great and small' Happy childhood memoriesRIP Robert Hardy
    I remember him from 'All creatures great and small' Happy childhood memoriesRIP Robert Hardy
    I remember him from 'All creatures great and small' Happy childhood memoriesRIP Robert Hardy
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  13. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Radiation91

    @Radiation91
    @Radiation91
    @Radiation91
    @Radiation91
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  14. pete

    Wimbledon.

    Chess @longk, there are similarities be they slightly distant. I played chess when I was young and my late Mum who was a very very good tennis player (couldn't get where she should have done due...
    Chess @longk, there are similarities be they slightly distant. I played chess when I was young and my late Mum who was a very very good tennis player (couldn't get where she should have done due to WW11) was Scottish chess champion despite the fact she loathed chess and only played to appease...
    Chess @longk, there are similarities be they slightly distant. I played chess when I was young and my late Mum who was a very very good tennis player (couldn't get where she should have done due to WW11) was Scottish chess champion despite the...
    Chess @longk, there are similarities be they slightly distant. I played chess when I was young and my late Mum who was a very very good tennis player (couldn't get where she should have done due...
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  15. wiseowl

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRUNKY

    Belatated birthday wishes to you Trunky :greenstars:
    Belatated birthday wishes to you Trunky :greenstars:
    Belatated birthday wishes to you Trunky :greenstars:
    Belatated birthday wishes to you Trunky :greenstars:
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  16. Fat Controller

    Happy Birthday KFF

    Happy belated birthday to.... :whistle: Hope you both had a lovely day :birthday:
    Happy belated birthday to.... :whistle: Hope you both had a lovely day :birthday:
    Happy belated birthday to.... :whistle: Hope you both had a lovely day :birthday:
    Happy belated birthday to.... :whistle: Hope you both had a lovely day :birthday:
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  17. Phil A

    Soylent green is coming

    The heat and the alkali will break most drugs down. I won't be around so I won't mind what they do to the remains.
    The heat and the alkali will break most drugs down. I won't be around so I won't mind what they do to the remains.
    The heat and the alkali will break most drugs down. I won't be around so I won't mind what they do to the remains.
    The heat and the alkali will break most drugs down. I won't be around so I won't mind what they do to the remains.
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  19. miraflores

    High speed rail network in the pipeline.

    I'm sure back in Victorian days people said what is the point of railways, the peasants that is. As they couldn't see of what use it might be to them.Personally it doesn't matter one way or...
    I'm sure back in Victorian days people said what is the point of railways, the peasants that is. As they couldn't see of what use it might be to them.Personally it doesn't matter one way or the other to me whether HS2 goes ahead or not, but it does in my mind go a bit towards pointing out...
    I'm sure back in Victorian days people said what is the point of railways, the peasants that is. As they couldn't see of what use it might be to them.Personally it doesn't matter one way or the other to me whether HS2 goes ahead or not, but...
    I'm sure back in Victorian days people said what is the point of railways, the peasants that is. As they couldn't see of what use it might be to them.Personally it doesn't matter one way or...
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  20. John Jameson
    Funny x 6

    Urgent help needed

    Trust me, if my mother-in-laws tongue reached this house ... it would rapidly become ...... a deli counter delicacy! ;) :heehee:
    Trust me, if my mother-in-laws tongue reached this house ... it would rapidly become ...... a deli counter delicacy! ;) :heehee:
    Trust me, if my mother-in-laws tongue reached this house ... it would rapidly become ...... a deli counter delicacy! ;) :heehee:
    Trust me, if my mother-in-laws tongue reached this house ... it would rapidly become ...... a deli counter delicacy! ;) :heehee:
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