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  1. Paladin

    Idiot rich kids

    The police have been knocking on doors for the last four days and last night they actually got to speak with the Mother of the lad.He's been staying with his Dad who lives elsewhere over the...
    The police have been knocking on doors for the last four days and last night they actually got to speak with the Mother of the lad.He's been staying with his Dad who lives elsewhere over the weekend and when he gets home I imagine all hell will break loose. It seems he's been shooting birds and...
    The police have been knocking on doors for the last four days and last night they actually got to speak with the Mother of the lad.He's been staying with his Dad who lives elsewhere over the weekend and when he gets home I imagine all hell will...
    The police have been knocking on doors for the last four days and last night they actually got to speak with the Mother of the lad.He's been staying with his Dad who lives elsewhere over the...
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  2. Pro Gard

    Petion for Mr Brown to resign

    And the 'expenses'!
    And the 'expenses'!
    And the 'expenses'!
    And the 'expenses'!
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  3. high kype

    my son at his passing out parade

    thanks Aaron
    thanks Aaron
    thanks Aaron
    thanks Aaron
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  4. Sussexgardener

    Cruise to Norway

    lovely pics thanks for sharing, been on a cruise to amsterdam a few times had a great time the nightlife on the boat was great entertainment and a fab piano bar lovely food also in the restaurant...
    lovely pics thanks for sharing, been on a cruise to amsterdam a few times had a great time the nightlife on the boat was great entertainment and a fab piano bar lovely food also in the restaurant on-board
    lovely pics thanks for sharing, been on a cruise to amsterdam a few times had a great time the nightlife on the boat was great entertainment and a fab piano bar lovely food also in the restaurant on-board
    lovely pics thanks for sharing, been on a cruise to amsterdam a few times had a great time the nightlife on the boat was great entertainment and a fab piano bar lovely food also in the restaurant...
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  5. Aesculus

    Really Painful Knuckle?

    Ok well I phoned up NHS Direct and spoke to a very nice lady who took me through some yes/no questions about my symptoms and then went on to apologise that a nurse wouldn't be able to call me back...
    Ok well I phoned up NHS Direct and spoke to a very nice lady who took me through some yes/no questions about my symptoms and then went on to apologise that a nurse wouldn't be able to call me back for up-to 4hrs because half the population of the UK are phoning up to find out if there cough/cold...
    Ok well I phoned up NHS Direct and spoke to a very nice lady who took me through some yes/no questions about my symptoms and then went on to apologise that a nurse wouldn't be able to call me back for up-to 4hrs because half the population of the...
    Ok well I phoned up NHS Direct and spoke to a very nice lady who took me through some yes/no questions about my symptoms and then went on to apologise that a nurse wouldn't be able to call me back...
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  6. rosa

    Jamies Got Talent

    He was great. How sad was it.YouTube - Jamie Pugh - Singer - Britains Got Talent 2009 Ep 4 (Full Version)
    He was great. How sad was it.YouTube - Jamie Pugh - Singer - Britains Got Talent 2009 Ep 4 (Full Version)
    He was great. How sad was it.YouTube - Jamie Pugh - Singer - Britains Got Talent 2009 Ep 4 (Full Version)
    He was great. How sad was it.YouTube - Jamie Pugh - Singer - Britains Got Talent 2009 Ep 4 (Full Version)
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  7. Lyn

    You wouldn't believe it

    It always seems to be bank Holidays when everything goes wrong thoughI have to laugh or I'd turn into a gibbering wreck. Can't wait to see what Spring bank holiday brings.:dh::lollol:
    It always seems to be bank Holidays when everything goes wrong thoughI have to laugh or I'd turn into a gibbering wreck. Can't wait to see what Spring bank holiday brings.:dh::lollol:
    It always seems to be bank Holidays when everything goes wrong thoughI have to laugh or I'd turn into a gibbering wreck. Can't wait to see what Spring bank holiday brings.:dh::lollol:
    It always seems to be bank Holidays when everything goes wrong thoughI have to laugh or I'd turn into a gibbering wreck. Can't wait to see what Spring bank holiday brings.:dh::lollol:
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  8. Lyn

    Leather cleaner

    My nan used to use a bar of soap to clean her leather her leather sofas =] just rub a bar of dry soap over the dirty parts and then with a damp cloth just wipe it off
    My nan used to use a bar of soap to clean her leather her leather sofas =] just rub a bar of dry soap over the dirty parts and then with a damp cloth just wipe it off
    My nan used to use a bar of soap to clean her leather her leather sofas =] just rub a bar of dry soap over the dirty parts and then with a damp cloth just wipe it off
    My nan used to use a bar of soap to clean her leather her leather sofas =] just rub a bar of dry soap over the dirty parts and then with a damp cloth just wipe it off
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  9. Kathy3

    practice shot

    sorry folks this photo was taken during winter, :lollol: i just grabbed it from photo bucket, to try out a new programme :hehe: we did have a touch of snow last sunday, and loads of hail...
    sorry folks this photo was taken during winter, :lollol: i just grabbed it from photo bucket, to try out a new programme :hehe: we did have a touch of snow last sunday, and loads of hail stones :luv:
    sorry folks this photo was taken during winter, :lollol: i just grabbed it from photo bucket, to try out a new programme :hehe: we did have a touch of snow last sunday, and loads of hail stones :luv:
    sorry folks this photo was taken during winter, :lollol: i just grabbed it from photo bucket, to try out a new programme :hehe: we did have a touch of snow last sunday, and loads of hail...
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  10. Shobhna

    I'm back, I think !!

    Hi Shobna, Sisters are doing it for themselves. It'll take more than this to crush you-I know it.
    Hi Shobna, Sisters are doing it for themselves. It'll take more than this to crush you-I know it.
    Hi Shobna, Sisters are doing it for themselves. It'll take more than this to crush you-I know it.
    Hi Shobna, Sisters are doing it for themselves. It'll take more than this to crush you-I know it.
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  11. Kandy

    Happy Birthday Scillygirl

    I'm so sorry :dh:I missed this yesterday....BUT Hope you had a wonderful and HAPPY BIRTHDAY:hpbthd:Best wishes from the Pal's:gnthb:
    I'm so sorry :dh:I missed this yesterday....BUT Hope you had a wonderful and HAPPY BIRTHDAY:hpbthd:Best wishes from the Pal's:gnthb:
    I'm so sorry :dh:I missed this yesterday....BUT Hope you had a wonderful and HAPPY BIRTHDAY:hpbthd:Best wishes from the Pal's:gnthb:
    I'm so sorry :dh:I missed this yesterday....BUT Hope you had a wonderful and HAPPY BIRTHDAY:hpbthd:Best wishes from the Pal's:gnthb:
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  12. Steve R

    Lord of the Rings Fans - New film

    Hi Sussex. I've read everything that he's written and everything I can about him. Imaginative, Intelligent and even a sense of humour. I even tried to learn the Elvish language. (Too much for a...
    Hi Sussex. I've read everything that he's written and everything I can about him. Imaginative, Intelligent and even a sense of humour. I even tried to learn the Elvish language. (Too much for a bear of little brain) I'm just glad he let us into his world!
    Hi Sussex. I've read everything that he's written and everything I can about him. Imaginative, Intelligent and even a sense of humour. I even tried to learn the Elvish language. (Too much for a bear of little brain) I'm just glad he let us into...
    Hi Sussex. I've read everything that he's written and everything I can about him. Imaginative, Intelligent and even a sense of humour. I even tried to learn the Elvish language. (Too much for a...
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  13. rosa

    Tynemouth Beach blue Flag Award

    jack just been down for walk and took pics of my area put them in members gallery rosas walk, the weather wasnt that great but still got some nice pics
    jack just been down for walk and took pics of my area put them in members gallery rosas walk, the weather wasnt that great but still got some nice pics
    jack just been down for walk and took pics of my area put them in members gallery rosas walk, the weather wasnt that great but still got some nice pics
    jack just been down for walk and took pics of my area put them in members gallery rosas walk, the weather wasnt that great but still got some nice pics
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  14. rosa

    Tyne Tees Tv Fame

    thank you jazmine for your lovely comments, i was delighted when my pic was put on tv, well chuffed
    thank you jazmine for your lovely comments, i was delighted when my pic was put on tv, well chuffed
    thank you jazmine for your lovely comments, i was delighted when my pic was put on tv, well chuffed
    thank you jazmine for your lovely comments, i was delighted when my pic was put on tv, well chuffed
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  15. Paladin

    Happy Birthday Pippa

    Happy Birthday Pippa
    Happy Birthday Pippa
    Happy Birthday Pippa
    Happy Birthday Pippa
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  16. Cyril

    The largest dead snake ever found, over 50 feet

    I have seen this in an E-mail and nearly had a Heart Attack, even though I now like them.
    I have seen this in an E-mail and nearly had a Heart Attack, even though I now like them.
    I have seen this in an E-mail and nearly had a Heart Attack, even though I now like them.
    I have seen this in an E-mail and nearly had a Heart Attack, even though I now like them.
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  17. Pro Gard

    A true gentleman

    Seems such a pity the 'Expenses' Grabbing MP's of this country aren't as free with their donations to such worthy causes.
    Seems such a pity the 'Expenses' Grabbing MP's of this country aren't as free with their donations to such worthy causes.
    Seems such a pity the 'Expenses' Grabbing MP's of this country aren't as free with their donations to such worthy causes.
    Seems such a pity the 'Expenses' Grabbing MP's of this country aren't as free with their donations to such worthy causes.
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  18. pamsdish

    Missing,

    Great to see you back David :)
    Great to see you back David :)
    Great to see you back David :)
    Great to see you back David :)
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  19. poohpouri

    Our new girls

    Very cute. Chickens start laying from 5 months old...some breeds later than others! We have raised chicks under a broody before and they were very skittish, but that's normal - incubator raised...
    Very cute. Chickens start laying from 5 months old...some breeds later than others! We have raised chicks under a broody before and they were very skittish, but that's normal - incubator raised associate with those feeding them and are a lot tamer.
    Very cute. Chickens start laying from 5 months old...some breeds later than others! We have raised chicks under a broody before and they were very skittish, but that's normal - incubator raised associate with those feeding them and are a lot...
    Very cute. Chickens start laying from 5 months old...some breeds later than others! We have raised chicks under a broody before and they were very skittish, but that's normal - incubator raised...
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  20. Pro Gard

    30 mins in the bank

    I went into our local NatWest last week to pay a bill and there were two tellers on, one serving and the other doing paperwork. Directly 5 more joined the queue, the one doing the paperwork, got...
    I went into our local NatWest last week to pay a bill and there were two tellers on, one serving and the other doing paperwork. Directly 5 more joined the queue, the one doing the paperwork, got up and went into the back of the branch, so I too walked. Out the door and when I passed some 10...
    I went into our local NatWest last week to pay a bill and there were two tellers on, one serving and the other doing paperwork. Directly 5 more joined the queue, the one doing the paperwork, got up and went into the back of the branch, so I too...
    I went into our local NatWest last week to pay a bill and there were two tellers on, one serving and the other doing paperwork. Directly 5 more joined the queue, the one doing the paperwork, got...
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