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  1. Daisies

    Care to declare ... how old you are?

    Dendy, air-raid shelters - you have started me off now! ;)Early memories of air-raids in North London, jumping down into that awful hole with such a terrible damp smell. Just thinking about...
    Dendy, air-raid shelters - you have started me off now! ;)Early memories of air-raids in North London, jumping down into that awful hole with such a terrible damp smell. Just thinking about it, I can still smell it now! I was lucky, being on the top-deck - camp bed at about ground level...
    Dendy, air-raid shelters - you have started me off now! ;)Early memories of air-raids in North London, jumping down into that awful hole with such a terrible damp smell. Just thinking about it, I can still smell it now! I was lucky, being on...
    Dendy, air-raid shelters - you have started me off now! ;)Early memories of air-raids in North London, jumping down into that awful hole with such a terrible damp smell. Just thinking about...
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  2. Fran

    ID please

    Thanks for all your tips. I shall take a walk up there again this weekend and see whats changed. Not the best place for a badger set - to exposed to road and human traffic, so I hope tis only...
    Thanks for all your tips. I shall take a walk up there again this weekend and see whats changed. Not the best place for a badger set - to exposed to road and human traffic, so I hope tis only temporary.
    Thanks for all your tips. I shall take a walk up there again this weekend and see whats changed. Not the best place for a badger set - to exposed to road and human traffic, so I hope tis only temporary.
    Thanks for all your tips. I shall take a walk up there again this weekend and see whats changed. Not the best place for a badger set - to exposed to road and human traffic, so I hope tis only...
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  3. Daisies

    Have you ever .........

    no. but i friend of mine did every year she rised lots for the local schoolhave you ever told a lie to get out of doing something you alreadt said you would
    no. but i friend of mine did every year she rised lots for the local schoolhave you ever told a lie to get out of doing something you alreadt said you would
    no. but i friend of mine did every year she rised lots for the local schoolhave you ever told a lie to get out of doing something you alreadt said you would
    no. but i friend of mine did every year she rised lots for the local schoolhave you ever told a lie to get out of doing something you alreadt said you would
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  4. Fran

    Photobucket

    Roders, it's alright if the smilies are gardening though!:D :D :D
    Roders, it's alright if the smilies are gardening though!:D :D :D
    Roders, it's alright if the smilies are gardening though!:D :D :D
    Roders, it's alright if the smilies are gardening though!:D :D :D
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  5. Daisies

    GARDENERS CORNER FIRST ANNIVERSARY!!

    I been watching it go up. Sadly I will be away til Saturday - what's the betting 2000 is reached before I come back <sigh>
    I been watching it go up. Sadly I will be away til Saturday - what's the betting 2000 is reached before I come back <sigh>
    I been watching it go up. Sadly I will be away til Saturday - what's the betting 2000 is reached before I come back <sigh>
    I been watching it go up. Sadly I will be away til Saturday - what's the betting 2000 is reached before I come back <sigh>
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  6. frogesque

    It's your copyright! Right?

    I think if they are using them for commercial purposes I would want more than them just to ask permission. :D
    I think if they are using them for commercial purposes I would want more than them just to ask permission. :D
    I think if they are using them for commercial purposes I would want more than them just to ask permission. :D
    I think if they are using them for commercial purposes I would want more than them just to ask permission. :D
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  7. Paladin

    23 April.

    :D Mrs Pal said she hopes there were stars in your dreams :D
    :D Mrs Pal said she hopes there were stars in your dreams :D
    :D Mrs Pal said she hopes there were stars in your dreams :D
    :D Mrs Pal said she hopes there were stars in your dreams :D
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  8. frogesque

    Bird 'Flu

    Oh nothing so common from Paladin, definately wild morello cherry after marinading in brandy.
    Oh nothing so common from Paladin, definately wild morello cherry after marinading in brandy.
    Oh nothing so common from Paladin, definately wild morello cherry after marinading in brandy.
    Oh nothing so common from Paladin, definately wild morello cherry after marinading in brandy.
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  9. Paladin

    Scam warning!

    I wonder what would happen if you asked the operator to reverse the charges ;)Nathan.
    I wonder what would happen if you asked the operator to reverse the charges ;)Nathan.
    I wonder what would happen if you asked the operator to reverse the charges ;)Nathan.
    I wonder what would happen if you asked the operator to reverse the charges ;)Nathan.
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  10. frogesque

    Cuckoo!

    sorry jjordie its just that I don't do "chair persons" so tend to use "well done that man" as a cover all, didn't mean to upset.
    sorry jjordie its just that I don't do "chair persons" so tend to use "well done that man" as a cover all, didn't mean to upset.
    sorry jjordie its just that I don't do "chair persons" so tend to use "well done that man" as a cover all, didn't mean to upset.
    sorry jjordie its just that I don't do "chair persons" so tend to use "well done that man" as a cover all, didn't mean to upset.
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  11. Daisies

    middle letter word game

    pelIcan
    pelIcan
    pelIcan
    pelIcan
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  12. dalbuie

    May the 4th be with you !

    We seem to have some very learned members on GC! Very interesting! :D
    We seem to have some very learned members on GC! Very interesting! :D
    We seem to have some very learned members on GC! Very interesting! :D
    We seem to have some very learned members on GC! Very interesting! :D
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  13. Waco

    Gardening ditties anyone?

    So you obviously know theat waco is abreviation for WAunt COttage - we had to have the walnut tree cut down as it was rotten inside - shame lovely tree, perhaps my husband did not beat it as hard...
    So you obviously know theat waco is abreviation for WAunt COttage - we had to have the walnut tree cut down as it was rotten inside - shame lovely tree, perhaps my husband did not beat it as hard as he beats me!
    So you obviously know theat waco is abreviation for WAunt COttage - we had to have the walnut tree cut down as it was rotten inside - shame lovely tree, perhaps my husband did not beat it as hard as he beats me!
    So you obviously know theat waco is abreviation for WAunt COttage - we had to have the walnut tree cut down as it was rotten inside - shame lovely tree, perhaps my husband did not beat it as hard...
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  14. Waco

    Congratulations Edward!

    Oh paladin - the tourists arn't that bad!Ed has vanished now so all peaceful - well appart from the farmer next door who has stuck a note in his front window saying "please do not stand on my...
    Oh paladin - the tourists arn't that bad!Ed has vanished now so all peaceful - well appart from the farmer next door who has stuck a note in his front window saying "please do not stand on my garden to look into my house", may be we will get a few tourists shot yet!
    Oh paladin - the tourists arn't that bad!Ed has vanished now so all peaceful - well appart from the farmer next door who has stuck a note in his front window saying "please do not stand on my garden to look into my house", may be we will get a...
    Oh paladin - the tourists arn't that bad!Ed has vanished now so all peaceful - well appart from the farmer next door who has stuck a note in his front window saying "please do not stand on my...
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  15. Fran

    2000 coming up

    Registered Members says number 2000 is Gaynutface - different to directory which says Gardencat is 2000! - something not quite right here Nathan on such an important occasion! :D
    Registered Members says number 2000 is Gaynutface - different to directory which says Gardencat is 2000! - something not quite right here Nathan on such an important occasion! :D
    Registered Members says number 2000 is Gaynutface - different to directory which says Gardencat is 2000! - something not quite right here Nathan on such an important occasion! :D
    Registered Members says number 2000 is Gaynutface - different to directory which says Gardencat is 2000! - something not quite right here Nathan on such an important occasion! :D
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  16. Daisies

    Do you like the new board layout?

    yes,hasn`t he done a great job.
    yes,hasn`t he done a great job.
    yes,hasn`t he done a great job.
    yes,hasn`t he done a great job.
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  17. dalbuie

    Can you read this?

    It's just like what all my pupils used to write!! Odd that none of us has any problem reading it.... Are we all dyslexic ??
    It's just like what all my pupils used to write!! Odd that none of us has any problem reading it.... Are we all dyslexic ??
    It's just like what all my pupils used to write!! Odd that none of us has any problem reading it.... Are we all dyslexic ??
    It's just like what all my pupils used to write!! Odd that none of us has any problem reading it.... Are we all dyslexic ??
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  18. elainefiz

    member status?

    If it comes to that, I'm no guru either - and this used to be 'gardening god' which I'm also not!!!
    If it comes to that, I'm no guru either - and this used to be 'gardening god' which I'm also not!!!
    If it comes to that, I'm no guru either - and this used to be 'gardening god' which I'm also not!!!
    If it comes to that, I'm no guru either - and this used to be 'gardening god' which I'm also not!!!
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  19. Honey Bee

    A Woman's Guide to Men.......

    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
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  20. berry

    Paladin!

    :D :D ;)And...What is a beer belly??????????? A six pack? ;)
    :D :D ;)And...What is a beer belly??????????? A six pack? ;)
    :D :D ;)And...What is a beer belly??????????? A six pack? ;)
    :D :D ;)And...What is a beer belly??????????? A six pack? ;)
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