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  1. Upsydaisy
    Friendly x 4

    Grenfell Towers

    The number of blocks now listed as dangerous has risen to 75. :rolleyespink: I reckon it will be much higher by the time they finish checking.Apparently the cladding manufacturers have always stated that...
    The number of blocks now listed as dangerous has risen to 75. :rolleyespink: I reckon it will be much higher by the time they finish checking.Apparently the cladding manufacturers have always stated that they the cladding shouldn't be put on tower blocks unless they use a non-flammable packing...
    The number of blocks now listed as dangerous has risen to 75. :rolleyespink: I reckon it will be much higher by the time they finish checking.Apparently the cladding manufacturers have always stated that they the cladding shouldn't be put on tower blocks...
    The number of blocks now listed as dangerous has risen to 75. :rolleyespink: I reckon it will be much higher by the time they finish checking.Apparently the cladding manufacturers have always stated that...
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  2. Fat Controller
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    Domestic appliances - yes, I am going to nag you!

    Hi FC,Many thanks for your detailed and helpful reply.Am sure many others will also appreciate all your advice.
    Hi FC,Many thanks for your detailed and helpful reply.Am sure many others will also appreciate all your advice.
    Hi FC,Many thanks for your detailed and helpful reply.Am sure many others will also appreciate all your advice.
    Hi FC,Many thanks for your detailed and helpful reply.Am sure many others will also appreciate all your advice.
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  3. Phil A
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    Heat Wave

    @fat controller .....I don`t think it`s faulty, just upside down - it needs turning around. I only know because my own flag was also at half mast and upside down, and a knowledgeable camper told...
    @fat controller .....I don`t think it`s faulty, just upside down - it needs turning around. I only know because my own flag was also at half mast and upside down, and a knowledgeable camper told me it was wrong - and HE was a scout master for years ...so he turned it round for me AND did...
    @fat controller .....I don`t think it`s faulty, just upside down - it needs turning around. I only know because my own flag was also at half mast and upside down, and a knowledgeable camper told me it was wrong - and HE was a scout master for...
    @fat controller .....I don`t think it`s faulty, just upside down - it needs turning around. I only know because my own flag was also at half mast and upside down, and a knowledgeable camper told...
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  4. wiseowl
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    London Attack

    Ok, fair comment, I should have said *some* :redface: and I can't think of anyone who knows you who could begin to call *you* workshy! So, I apologise for not writing *some* and leaving you thinking that...
    Ok, fair comment, I should have said *some* :redface: and I can't think of anyone who knows you who could begin to call *you* workshy! So, I apologise for not writing *some* and leaving you thinking that I may have included you in that description.Ok, like me, I think that should have read *some* ;)I...
    Ok, fair comment, I should have said *some* :redface: and I can't think of anyone who knows you who could begin to call *you* workshy! So, I apologise for not writing *some* and leaving you thinking that I may have included you in that description.Ok,...
    Ok, fair comment, I should have said *some* :redface: and I can't think of anyone who knows you who could begin to call *you* workshy! So, I apologise for not writing *some* and leaving you thinking that...
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  5. HarryS
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    Time to retire !

    Eighteen years for me :hate-shocked: - but whose counting? :heehee:
    Eighteen years for me :hate-shocked: - but whose counting? :heehee:
    Eighteen years for me :hate-shocked: - but whose counting? :heehee:
    Eighteen years for me :hate-shocked: - but whose counting? :heehee:
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  6. miraflores

    This is one of the slugs in my garden having breakfast.

    You should think yourself lucky we have to deal with these.
    You should think yourself lucky we have to deal with these.
    You should think yourself lucky we have to deal with these.
    You should think yourself lucky we have to deal with these.
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  7. Rustler

    Web site Building

    I agree with @fat controller , get your domain first.I set up my website 15 years ago using an app from Yahoo/Abaca. Totally DIY as I have no intentions of selling to anyone more than 10...
    I agree with @fat controller , get your domain first.I set up my website 15 years ago using an app from Yahoo/Abaca. Totally DIY as I have no intentions of selling to anyone more than 10 kilometers from me. I use mine as an online portfolio but do get the odd "hit" for new business.@Zigs...
    I agree with @fat controller , get your domain first.I set up my website 15 years ago using an app from Yahoo/Abaca. Totally DIY as I have no intentions of selling to anyone more than 10 kilometers from me. I use mine as an online portfolio but...
    I agree with @fat controller , get your domain first.I set up my website 15 years ago using an app from Yahoo/Abaca. Totally DIY as I have no intentions of selling to anyone more than 10...
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  8. Phil A
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    Oi, Fat Controler

    How on earth did I not see this?I would be more than happy piloting day trips around your area @Zigs - if only I could afford to move there, get a house, and get a coach....
    How on earth did I not see this?I would be more than happy piloting day trips around your area @Zigs - if only I could afford to move there, get a house, and get a coach....
    How on earth did I not see this?I would be more than happy piloting day trips around your area @Zigs - if only I could afford to move there, get a house, and get a coach....
    How on earth did I not see this?I would be more than happy piloting day trips around your area @Zigs - if only I could afford to move there, get a house, and get a coach....
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  9. wiseowl

    Happy Fathers Day

    :heehee: She has your sense of humour for sure! :heehee:
    :heehee: She has your sense of humour for sure! :heehee:
    :heehee: She has your sense of humour for sure! :heehee:
    :heehee: She has your sense of humour for sure! :heehee:
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  11. HarryS
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    Amazing cloud shape

    Just seen these cloud photos on the BBC . Second one would be a bit scary !Great Britain Concorde
    Just seen these cloud photos on the BBC . Second one would be a bit scary !Great Britain Concorde
    Just seen these cloud photos on the BBC . Second one would be a bit scary !Great Britain Concorde
    Just seen these cloud photos on the BBC . Second one would be a bit scary !Great Britain Concorde
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  12. "M"
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    Let's raise a glass to ...

    I've lost a dear friend this year and I think of him often and talk to him as well. We were so close that if I hadn't already been married, we would have been We never ever talked or made any...
    I've lost a dear friend this year and I think of him often and talk to him as well. We were so close that if I hadn't already been married, we would have been We never ever talked or made any advances, assignations or unacceptable behaviour because, both us, being moral and ethical people would...
    I've lost a dear friend this year and I think of him often and talk to him as well. We were so close that if I hadn't already been married, we would have been We never ever talked or made any advances, assignations or unacceptable behaviour...
    I've lost a dear friend this year and I think of him often and talk to him as well. We were so close that if I hadn't already been married, we would have been We never ever talked or made any...
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  13. Phil A
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    Another day at the office

    Yep, 100 metre bundles, these are soft wood, prefer hardwood as they don't buckle.My arm is feeling sore now :thud:Scratch coat on :)
    Yep, 100 metre bundles, these are soft wood, prefer hardwood as they don't buckle.My arm is feeling sore now :thud:Scratch coat on :)
    Yep, 100 metre bundles, these are soft wood, prefer hardwood as they don't buckle.My arm is feeling sore now :thud:Scratch coat on :)
    Yep, 100 metre bundles, these are soft wood, prefer hardwood as they don't buckle.My arm is feeling sore now :thud:Scratch coat on :)
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  14. Kandy
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  15. CharlieBot
    Friendly x 6

    Hi Everyone, say hi to...

    Lookin good there @CharlieBot :)
    Lookin good there @CharlieBot :)
    Lookin good there @CharlieBot :)
    Lookin good there @CharlieBot :)
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  16. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Bilbo675

    Thank you again everyone, yes I had a great day :snork::spinning::partytime:
    Thank you again everyone, yes I had a great day :snork::spinning::partytime:
    Thank you again everyone, yes I had a great day :snork::spinning::partytime:
    Thank you again everyone, yes I had a great day :snork::spinning::partytime:
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  17. Charlie996
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    Addiction.....

    You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave :snorky:
    You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave :snorky:
    You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave :snorky:
    You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave :snorky:
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  18. Phil A

    Starve a mouse and cure it's diabetes

    @wiseowl thanks. It's not very bad. But I've cut down a lot.
    @wiseowl thanks. It's not very bad. But I've cut down a lot.
    @wiseowl thanks. It's not very bad. But I've cut down a lot.
    @wiseowl thanks. It's not very bad. But I've cut down a lot.
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  19. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Marley Farley

    Thank you all for the lovely birthday wishes I had a lovely day ending with a beautiful family meal.. All good fun. :SUNsmile:
    Thank you all for the lovely birthday wishes I had a lovely day ending with a beautiful family meal.. All good fun. :SUNsmile:
    Thank you all for the lovely birthday wishes I had a lovely day ending with a beautiful family meal.. All good fun. :SUNsmile:
    Thank you all for the lovely birthday wishes I had a lovely day ending with a beautiful family meal.. All good fun. :SUNsmile:
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  20. miraflores

    Speed limits map.

    Before we moved here there was only one :blue thumb: but we soon poshed the place up. :snorky: The wonky entrance was all there was but larger vehicles had trouble getting in and out. So we made another one that...
    Before we moved here there was only one :blue thumb: but we soon poshed the place up. :snorky: The wonky entrance was all there was but larger vehicles had trouble getting in and out. So we made another one that was straight. :hapydancsmil:Half our neighbours have gone even posher and now have electronic gates! :hate-shocked: I don't...
    Before we moved here there was only one :blue thumb: but we soon poshed the place up. :snorky: The wonky entrance was all there was but larger vehicles had trouble getting in and out. So we made another one that was straight. :hapydancsmil:Half our neighbours have gone even...
    Before we moved here there was only one :blue thumb: but we soon poshed the place up. :snorky: The wonky entrance was all there was but larger vehicles had trouble getting in and out. So we made another one that...
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