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  1. Pro Gard

    A mountain Walk

    You do go to some lovely places don't you? I feel ashamed to be sat on my b*m (well, not all the time) while you get out and about all over:) Great view - and the landscapes not bad either,lol. ...
    You do go to some lovely places don't you? I feel ashamed to be sat on my b*m (well, not all the time) while you get out and about all over:) Great view - and the landscapes not bad either,lol. You must have an impressive photo album. cheers
    You do go to some lovely places don't you? I feel ashamed to be sat on my b*m (well, not all the time) while you get out and about all over:) Great view - and the landscapes not bad either,lol. You must have an impressive photo album. cheers
    You do go to some lovely places don't you? I feel ashamed to be sat on my b*m (well, not all the time) while you get out and about all over:) Great view - and the landscapes not bad either,lol. ...
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  2. capney

    Be afraid...be very afraid..

    You won the last little conflict... its our turn....
    You won the last little conflict... its our turn....
    You won the last little conflict... its our turn....
    You won the last little conflict... its our turn....
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  3. capney

    All is well with the world..

    Sounds an idyllic morning :)
    Sounds an idyllic morning :)
    Sounds an idyllic morning :)
    Sounds an idyllic morning :)
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  4. gilbie

    Goats feet

    Hi. sorry to take take so long to reply, yes, had the vet out to look at Ant & he has no infection,, he did say he has never seen this is in a young goat (Ant is a year old but it could be...
    Hi. sorry to take take so long to reply, yes, had the vet out to look at Ant & he has no infection,, he did say he has never seen this is in a young goat (Ant is a year old but it could be genentic) but has a high heel ? & not wearing his feet down down naturally, as Dec is doing, ( yes, Ant &...
    Hi. sorry to take take so long to reply, yes, had the vet out to look at Ant & he has no infection,, he did say he has never seen this is in a young goat (Ant is a year old but it could be genentic) but has a high heel ? & not wearing his feet...
    Hi. sorry to take take so long to reply, yes, had the vet out to look at Ant & he has no infection,, he did say he has never seen this is in a young goat (Ant is a year old but it could be...
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  5. Doogle

    Saving the Planet

    Hi Peter, clueless. :) I'm sure you're both right about the "profit" motive. It's whats called "Capitalism". The problem is in trying to find a different system. No point in relying on the current...
    Hi Peter, clueless. :) I'm sure you're both right about the "profit" motive. It's whats called "Capitalism". The problem is in trying to find a different system. No point in relying on the current bunch of politictians, the recent revelations have shown what they're interested in:wink::hehe:. ...
    Hi Peter, clueless. :) I'm sure you're both right about the "profit" motive. It's whats called "Capitalism". The problem is in trying to find a different system. No point in relying on the current bunch of politictians, the recent revelations have...
    Hi Peter, clueless. :) I'm sure you're both right about the "profit" motive. It's whats called "Capitalism". The problem is in trying to find a different system. No point in relying on the current...
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  6. lollipop

    silly season is open

    T'is indeed-I can't help it, I always acquire something from the book I am currently reading.:lollol::lollol:
    T'is indeed-I can't help it, I always acquire something from the book I am currently reading.:lollol::lollol:
    T'is indeed-I can't help it, I always acquire something from the book I am currently reading.:lollol::lollol:
    T'is indeed-I can't help it, I always acquire something from the book I am currently reading.:lollol::lollol:
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  7. Pro Gard

    Insect repellent

    Thank you for the salt tip Marley. If I get bitten the itch drives me mad so I'll keep the salt in mind. For mosquitos, Autan works for me, but you do have to put it everywhere, no point in a wee...
    Thank you for the salt tip Marley. If I get bitten the itch drives me mad so I'll keep the salt in mind. For mosquitos, Autan works for me, but you do have to put it everywhere, no point in a wee dab here and there.
    Thank you for the salt tip Marley. If I get bitten the itch drives me mad so I'll keep the salt in mind. For mosquitos, Autan works for me, but you do have to put it everywhere, no point in a wee dab here and there.
    Thank you for the salt tip Marley. If I get bitten the itch drives me mad so I'll keep the salt in mind. For mosquitos, Autan works for me, but you do have to put it everywhere, no point in a wee...
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  8. roders

    Cleaning car dashboard......How?

    Excellent advice Vicky:gnthb:....Seems you is the girl and roders & the scoobie ACE have seen the light:D I use the Andrex wet wipes myself:wink:
    Excellent advice Vicky:gnthb:....Seems you is the girl and roders & the scoobie ACE have seen the light:D I use the Andrex wet wipes myself:wink:
    Excellent advice Vicky:gnthb:....Seems you is the girl and roders & the scoobie ACE have seen the light:D I use the Andrex wet wipes myself:wink:
    Excellent advice Vicky:gnthb:....Seems you is the girl and roders & the scoobie ACE have seen the light:D I use the Andrex wet wipes myself:wink:
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  9. golfer

    MP Expensive Claims

    Anyone see Peter Mandelson on The Andrew Marr Show this morning? For some reason, that little toad sends shivers down my spine...and he's now effectively the deputy PM. Great!
    Anyone see Peter Mandelson on The Andrew Marr Show this morning? For some reason, that little toad sends shivers down my spine...and he's now effectively the deputy PM. Great!
    Anyone see Peter Mandelson on The Andrew Marr Show this morning? For some reason, that little toad sends shivers down my spine...and he's now effectively the deputy PM. Great!
    Anyone see Peter Mandelson on The Andrew Marr Show this morning? For some reason, that little toad sends shivers down my spine...and he's now effectively the deputy PM. Great!
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  10. capney

    Pineapple v Strawberry?

    HID knew thats the case, but forgot on the day:old:
    HID knew thats the case, but forgot on the day:old:
    HID knew thats the case, but forgot on the day:old:
    HID knew thats the case, but forgot on the day:old:
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  11. RandyRos

    whats the £GC about?

    thanks for that. ive been a member of different forums for a few years now, so pretty much know my way around most software, but i will ask for help if i need it, thanks
    thanks for that. ive been a member of different forums for a few years now, so pretty much know my way around most software, but i will ask for help if i need it, thanks
    thanks for that. ive been a member of different forums for a few years now, so pretty much know my way around most software, but i will ask for help if i need it, thanks
    thanks for that. ive been a member of different forums for a few years now, so pretty much know my way around most software, but i will ask for help if i need it, thanks
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  12. Pro Gard

    Blacksmith made

    Presumably they must have made a sizeable pilot hole, probably in two stadges so as to get the taper. Makes me feel lazy fixing the new up with a pasloade nailer, the origional carpenters would...
    Presumably they must have made a sizeable pilot hole, probably in two stadges so as to get the taper. Makes me feel lazy fixing the new up with a pasloade nailer, the origional carpenters would be quaking in thier boots!!!!
    Presumably they must have made a sizeable pilot hole, probably in two stadges so as to get the taper. Makes me feel lazy fixing the new up with a pasloade nailer, the origional carpenters would be quaking in thier boots!!!!
    Presumably they must have made a sizeable pilot hole, probably in two stadges so as to get the taper. Makes me feel lazy fixing the new up with a pasloade nailer, the origional carpenters would...
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  13. Kandy

    'Happy Birthday'Plant1star'

    :dh:That goes for me too! Hope you had a great day:gnthb:
    :dh:That goes for me too! Hope you had a great day:gnthb:
    :dh:That goes for me too! Hope you had a great day:gnthb:
    :dh:That goes for me too! Hope you had a great day:gnthb:
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  14. high kype

    happy birthday Danny c

    Happy Birthday Danny c :hpbthd::hpbthd::hpbthd:
    Happy Birthday Danny c :hpbthd::hpbthd::hpbthd:
    Happy Birthday Danny c :hpbthd::hpbthd::hpbthd:
    Happy Birthday Danny c :hpbthd::hpbthd::hpbthd:
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  15. Kandy

    Yellow Pages

    We can't even recycle them here - they count as paper and the council only collect newspaper and cardboard. They're very specific about NO DIRECTORIES! Grrr.
    We can't even recycle them here - they count as paper and the council only collect newspaper and cardboard. They're very specific about NO DIRECTORIES! Grrr.
    We can't even recycle them here - they count as paper and the council only collect newspaper and cardboard. They're very specific about NO DIRECTORIES! Grrr.
    We can't even recycle them here - they count as paper and the council only collect newspaper and cardboard. They're very specific about NO DIRECTORIES! Grrr.
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  16. Nat75

    Life's crossroad

    yes you can take them with you, but they have to go in to quarantine for 30 days
    yes you can take them with you, but they have to go in to quarantine for 30 days
    yes you can take them with you, but they have to go in to quarantine for 30 days
    yes you can take them with you, but they have to go in to quarantine for 30 days
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  17. Pro Gard

    This is were we are going wrong

    Agreed, no sense of personal responsibility. It was a thing drummed into me when I was a kid by my Dad-be considerate and aware of others. I can't pretend to have been an angel when I was...
    Agreed, no sense of personal responsibility. It was a thing drummed into me when I was a kid by my Dad-be considerate and aware of others. I can't pretend to have been an angel when I was younger-anything but, however everything I did hurt only myself-with the exception of giving my parents a...
    Agreed, no sense of personal responsibility. It was a thing drummed into me when I was a kid by my Dad-be considerate and aware of others. I can't pretend to have been an angel when I was younger-anything but, however everything I did hurt only...
    Agreed, no sense of personal responsibility. It was a thing drummed into me when I was a kid by my Dad-be considerate and aware of others. I can't pretend to have been an angel when I was...
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  18. Paladin

    Vulcan

    Climb inside a giant paper bag, sit under the stairs and listen to the wireless for further instructions.
    Climb inside a giant paper bag, sit under the stairs and listen to the wireless for further instructions.
    Climb inside a giant paper bag, sit under the stairs and listen to the wireless for further instructions.
    Climb inside a giant paper bag, sit under the stairs and listen to the wireless for further instructions.
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  19. rosa

    Happy Birthday Trignorton

    Have a lovely birthday trignorton
    Have a lovely birthday trignorton
    Have a lovely birthday trignorton
    Have a lovely birthday trignorton
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  20. rosa

    Happy Birthday Man Of Leisure

    :hpbthd::hpbthd::hpbthd:
    :hpbthd::hpbthd::hpbthd:
    :hpbthd::hpbthd::hpbthd:
    :hpbthd::hpbthd::hpbthd:
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