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  1. Fat Controller
    Agree x 4

    George Michael - RIP

    My favourite is, you have been loved.
    My favourite is, you have been loved.
    My favourite is, you have been loved.
    My favourite is, you have been loved.
    Fat Controller, Dec 25, 2016
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    Logan
    May 28, 2017
  2. clanless

    Poetic justice?

    Lets hope he died a damn sight slower than she did.
    Lets hope he died a damn sight slower than she did.
    Lets hope he died a damn sight slower than she did.
    Lets hope he died a damn sight slower than she did.
    clanless, May 24, 2017
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    daitheplant
    May 25, 2017
  3. Vince
    Funny x 3

    Oh Dear!

    I might well don them with pride! I know how much you envy me my willies :whistle:A slap? Gosh: you *would* be getting away lightly! :pathd: :heehee:
    I might well don them with pride! I know how much you envy me my willies :whistle:A slap? Gosh: you *would* be getting away lightly! :pathd: :heehee:
    I might well don them with pride! I know how much you envy me my willies :whistle:A slap? Gosh: you *would* be getting away lightly! :pathd: :heehee:
    I might well don them with pride! I know how much you envy me my willies :whistle:A slap? Gosh: you *would* be getting away lightly! :pathd: :heehee:
    Vince, May 19, 2017
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    "M"
    May 24, 2017
  4. ARMANDII
    Like x 3

    FOR MANCHESTER

    This is going around on FB.
    This is going around on FB.
    This is going around on FB.
    This is going around on FB.
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    ARMANDII, May 23, 2017
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    Beckie76
    May 24, 2017
  5. miraflores

    The Pippa bouquet.

    Could you, knowledgeable gardens, guess what the flowers/greens in the bouquet are?
    Could you, knowledgeable gardens, guess what the flowers/greens in the bouquet are?
    Could you, knowledgeable gardens, guess what the flowers/greens in the bouquet are?
    Could you, knowledgeable gardens, guess what the flowers/greens in the bouquet are?
    miraflores, May 24, 2017
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    miraflores
    May 24, 2017
  6. silu
    Friendly x 4

    Could kick myself, how best to get a satisfactory outcome?

    Advice for laying a black limestone hearth underneath log burner
    Advice for laying a black limestone hearth underneath log burner
    Advice for laying a black limestone hearth underneath log burner
    Advice for laying a black limestone hearth underneath log burner
    silu, May 21, 2017 ... 2
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    Scrungee
    May 22, 2017
  7. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEXY13

    Happy birthday @bexy13
    Happy birthday @bexy13
    Happy birthday @bexy13
    Happy birthday @bexy13
    ARMANDII, May 20, 2017
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    JWK
    May 21, 2017
  8. pete

    ITV political leaders debate

    We don't want another Nick Clegg! No, thanks!
    We don't want another Nick Clegg! No, thanks!
    We don't want another Nick Clegg! No, thanks!
    We don't want another Nick Clegg! No, thanks!
    pete, May 18, 2017
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    alp
    May 21, 2017
  9. shiney

    Warning - If You Don't Have A TV

    What amazes me, is how the BBC also promotes some programmes for ITV.
    What amazes me, is how the BBC also promotes some programmes for ITV.
    What amazes me, is how the BBC also promotes some programmes for ITV.
    What amazes me, is how the BBC also promotes some programmes for ITV.
    shiney, Sep 1, 2016 ... 2 3 4
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    daitheplant
    May 19, 2017
  10. Charlie996

    Tripod ladders for hedge cutting ??

    I bought the Niwaki 10 foot EN PRO one..... for anyone with lots of hedges to cut or trees to take care of (we have both) these ladders are absolutely awesome. Safety is in a different league and...
    I bought the Niwaki 10 foot EN PRO one..... for anyone with lots of hedges to cut or trees to take care of (we have both) these ladders are absolutely awesome. Safety is in a different league and having such a wide stable platform to work off halves the effort required to do the hard work ......
    I bought the Niwaki 10 foot EN PRO one..... for anyone with lots of hedges to cut or trees to take care of (we have both) these ladders are absolutely awesome. Safety is in a different league and having such a wide stable platform to work off...
    I bought the Niwaki 10 foot EN PRO one..... for anyone with lots of hedges to cut or trees to take care of (we have both) these ladders are absolutely awesome. Safety is in a different league and...
    Charlie996, May 12, 2017
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    Charlie996
    May 19, 2017
  11. "M"
    Like x 3

    Today I made Homemade Butter

    When I was in Junior School we all had to donate the top of our milk for a "butter" project. The teacher collected it all and put it into jars. Then the jars were passed around each pupil who...
    When I was in Junior School we all had to donate the top of our milk for a "butter" project. The teacher collected it all and put it into jars. Then the jars were passed around each pupil who had to give the jar 30 shakes before passing it on :heehee: The highlight for me was being chosen to go to...
    When I was in Junior School we all had to donate the top of our milk for a "butter" project. The teacher collected it all and put it into jars. Then the jars were passed around each pupil who had to give the jar 30 shakes before passing it on :heehee: ...
    When I was in Junior School we all had to donate the top of our milk for a "butter" project. The teacher collected it all and put it into jars. Then the jars were passed around each pupil who...
    "M", May 16, 2017
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    "M"
    May 18, 2017
  12. Snorky85

    Any advice for back pain/trapped nerve before I try....

    Try an ostyopath (sorry about spelling) best money I ever spent when I had a bad back
    Try an ostyopath (sorry about spelling) best money I ever spent when I had a bad back
    Try an ostyopath (sorry about spelling) best money I ever spent when I had a bad back
    Try an ostyopath (sorry about spelling) best money I ever spent when I had a bad back
    Snorky85, May 12, 2017
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    stumorphmac
    May 14, 2017
  13. miraflores

    The birth of motorways.

    It appears there is a third part also:
    It appears there is a third part also:
    It appears there is a third part also:
    It appears there is a third part also:
    miraflores, May 14, 2017
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    Fat Controller
    May 14, 2017
  14. Sian in Belgium

    Disappointing advice given to a friend...

    I agree - but - they don't ban you from washing your trees to make them cleaner. :snork:I used to use surgical spirit on woolly aphids. You can use neem oil instead but surgical spirit is cheaper and...
    I agree - but - they don't ban you from washing your trees to make them cleaner. :snork:I used to use surgical spirit on woolly aphids. You can use neem oil instead but surgical spirit is cheaper and is good for the 'maintenance of tree health' ;) A soft toothbrush is plenty good enough.
    I agree - but - they don't ban you from washing your trees to make them cleaner. :snork:I used to use surgical spirit on woolly aphids. You can use neem oil instead but surgical spirit is cheaper and is good for the 'maintenance of tree health' ;) A...
    I agree - but - they don't ban you from washing your trees to make them cleaner. :snork:I used to use surgical spirit on woolly aphids. You can use neem oil instead but surgical spirit is cheaper and...
    Sian in Belgium, May 12, 2017
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    shiney
    May 14, 2017
  15. kindredspirit
    Funny x 4

    What other hobbies besides gardening do you have?

    Good starter model here Woo :)
    Good starter model here Woo :)
    Good starter model here Woo :)
    Good starter model here Woo :)
    kindredspirit, Apr 17, 2017 ... 2
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    Phil A
    May 13, 2017
  16. miraflores

    can I just say

    they look delicious
    they look delicious
    they look delicious
    they look delicious
    miraflores, May 12, 2017
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    miraflores
    May 12, 2017
  17. shiney
    Funny x 4

    Do You Think This Is Spam?

    We used to give our hens all the peelings plus the leftovers but the 'mash' with both ingredients in was freshly cooked for them. Would that count as 'fresh' for DEFRA? :snork:
    We used to give our hens all the peelings plus the leftovers but the 'mash' with both ingredients in was freshly cooked for them. Would that count as 'fresh' for DEFRA? :snork:
    We used to give our hens all the peelings plus the leftovers but the 'mash' with both ingredients in was freshly cooked for them. Would that count as 'fresh' for DEFRA? :snork:
    We used to give our hens all the peelings plus the leftovers but the 'mash' with both ingredients in was freshly cooked for them. Would that count as 'fresh' for DEFRA? :snork:
    shiney, May 7, 2017
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    shiney
    May 8, 2017
  18. shiney
    Informative x 4

    The furniture company that doesn't move furniture!

    Unfortunately, the person that owned the sofa is disabled and has nobody that could help him move it or dispose of it. Harveys were told this but they didn't care. :mad: They still kept spouting...
    Unfortunately, the person that owned the sofa is disabled and has nobody that could help him move it or dispose of it. Harveys were told this but they didn't care. :mad: They still kept spouting their ridiculous 'rules'.
    Unfortunately, the person that owned the sofa is disabled and has nobody that could help him move it or dispose of it. Harveys were told this but they didn't care. :mad: They still kept spouting their ridiculous 'rules'.
    Unfortunately, the person that owned the sofa is disabled and has nobody that could help him move it or dispose of it. Harveys were told this but they didn't care. :mad: They still kept spouting...
    shiney, May 7, 2017
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    shiney
    May 8, 2017
  19. Fat Controller

    Birds.......

    I agree with Redwing and the middle bird in picture two is a Starling.
    I agree with Redwing and the middle bird in picture two is a Starling.
    I agree with Redwing and the middle bird in picture two is a Starling.
    I agree with Redwing and the middle bird in picture two is a Starling.
    Fat Controller, May 7, 2017
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    Sheal
    May 7, 2017
  20. Phil A
    Like x 4

    What happens when you leave your camera on the pub bench

    No, the flats in the background. I`m hoping to win Euromillions on Tuesday so as I can buy one.lol lol lol
    No, the flats in the background. I`m hoping to win Euromillions on Tuesday so as I can buy one.lol lol lol
    No, the flats in the background. I`m hoping to win Euromillions on Tuesday so as I can buy one.lol lol lol
    No, the flats in the background. I`m hoping to win Euromillions on Tuesday so as I can buy one.lol lol lol
    Phil A, May 7, 2017
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    daitheplant
    May 7, 2017
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