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  1. ARMANDII
    Agree x 8

    SOMETIMES YOU GET A GOOD ONE

    Well, I hope you have now made that 7 brilliant reviews; if not 8 ;)Flip flop!!! :yikes: How big was the meal!!??? :thud: :thud: :thud: No wonder you thought the car repair was a bargain! :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Well, I hope you have now made that 7 brilliant reviews; if not 8 ;)Flip flop!!! :yikes: How big was the meal!!??? :thud: :thud: :thud: No wonder you thought the car repair was a bargain! :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Well, I hope you have now made that 7 brilliant reviews; if not 8 ;)Flip flop!!! :yikes: How big was the meal!!??? :thud: :thud: :thud: No wonder you thought the car repair was a bargain! :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Well, I hope you have now made that 7 brilliant reviews; if not 8 ;)Flip flop!!! :yikes: How big was the meal!!??? :thud: :thud: :thud: No wonder you thought the car repair was a bargain! :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  2. Grum Tum

    A bit off topic... Fences...

    It could be a lot worse!Your neighbour could use the existing concrete fence as a retaining wall and raise the ground level their side, say by 300mm/one foot. The height of the 2m high fence...
    It could be a lot worse!Your neighbour could use the existing concrete fence as a retaining wall and raise the ground level their side, say by 300mm/one foot. The height of the 2m high fence permitted is measured from the (new raised) ground level in their garden. They could also attach some...
    It could be a lot worse!Your neighbour could use the existing concrete fence as a retaining wall and raise the ground level their side, say by 300mm/one foot. The height of the 2m high fence permitted is measured from the (new raised) ground...
    It could be a lot worse!Your neighbour could use the existing concrete fence as a retaining wall and raise the ground level their side, say by 300mm/one foot. The height of the 2m high fence...
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  3. wiseowl

    Dickens Festival In June

    The Dickens festival is in June ,followed by the Battle of Medway Festival well worth a visit:blue thumb:What's coming up...Dickens Festival A colourful Victorian-themed weekend of Dickensian discovery,...
    The Dickens festival is in June ,followed by the Battle of Medway Festival well worth a visit:blue thumb:What's coming up...Dickens Festival A colourful Victorian-themed weekend of Dickensian discovery, celebrating the works and times of one of England's greatest writers. Join in the Dickens Festival...
    The Dickens festival is in June ,followed by the Battle of Medway Festival well worth a visit:blue thumb:What's coming up...Dickens Festival A colourful Victorian-themed weekend of Dickensian discovery, celebrating the works and times of one of England's...
    The Dickens festival is in June ,followed by the Battle of Medway Festival well worth a visit:blue thumb:What's coming up...Dickens Festival A colourful Victorian-themed weekend of Dickensian discovery,...
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  4. pete

    Horses on roads.

    That's exactly what our farming friends turned up with when some dodgy types turned up to nick our stuff.
    That's exactly what our farming friends turned up with when some dodgy types turned up to nick our stuff.
    That's exactly what our farming friends turned up with when some dodgy types turned up to nick our stuff.
    That's exactly what our farming friends turned up with when some dodgy types turned up to nick our stuff.
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  5. Phil A
    Friendly x 21

    Zig's new gaff

    OMG @Zigs and @Scrungee I would just love that.! :yes:
    OMG @Zigs and @Scrungee I would just love that.! :yes:
    OMG @Zigs and @Scrungee I would just love that.! :yes:
    OMG @Zigs and @Scrungee I would just love that.! :yes:
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  6. shiney
    Like x 5

    Big Elephant Helps Little Elephant

    Tis nice to see that sort of things, i bet little'n said Thank Mum
    Tis nice to see that sort of things, i bet little'n said Thank Mum
    Tis nice to see that sort of things, i bet little'n said Thank Mum
    Tis nice to see that sort of things, i bet little'n said Thank Mum
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  7. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Jack McHammocklashing

    Oh, he does, Lori, he does!!:heehee:
    Oh, he does, Lori, he does!!:heehee:
    Oh, he does, Lori, he does!!:heehee:
    Oh, he does, Lori, he does!!:heehee:
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  8. Jiffy
    Like x 10

    Jiffy's go's walk about again

    Your welcome Kandy
    Your welcome Kandy
    Your welcome Kandy
    Your welcome Kandy
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  9. HarryS

    Diesel Dilemma ?

    The legend of the monkeys is thought to go back over 1,500 years but the depiction of them is on the 400 year old Toshogu Shrine to Tokugawa Ieyasu in Nikko, Japan.
    The legend of the monkeys is thought to go back over 1,500 years but the depiction of them is on the 400 year old Toshogu Shrine to Tokugawa Ieyasu in Nikko, Japan.
    The legend of the monkeys is thought to go back over 1,500 years but the depiction of them is on the 400 year old Toshogu Shrine to Tokugawa Ieyasu in Nikko, Japan.
    The legend of the monkeys is thought to go back over 1,500 years but the depiction of them is on the 400 year old Toshogu Shrine to Tokugawa Ieyasu in Nikko, Japan.
    Capture.PNG Capture1.PNG Capture2.PNG Capture3.PNG Toshogu Shrine.jpg
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  10. wiseowl
    Informative x 3

    ROCHESTER SWEEPS FESTIVAL TOMORROW

    Are you going dressed as a Green Woodpecker Woo? :)
    Are you going dressed as a Green Woodpecker Woo? :)
    Are you going dressed as a Green Woodpecker Woo? :)
    Are you going dressed as a Green Woodpecker Woo? :)
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  11. shiney
    Funny x 5

    Don't Be Caught Out! Old £5 Notes.

    I don't suppose they'll be interested in a Clydesdale Bank fiver :snorky:If your mattress is stuffed full of those @HarryS they're probably worth a fortune! :biggrin:While we're on the subject, the new...
    I don't suppose they'll be interested in a Clydesdale Bank fiver :snorky:If your mattress is stuffed full of those @HarryS they're probably worth a fortune! :biggrin:While we're on the subject, the new fivers along with the new £1 coins recently released have already been forged.
    I don't suppose they'll be interested in a Clydesdale Bank fiver :snorky:If your mattress is stuffed full of those @HarryS they're probably worth a fortune! :biggrin:While we're on the subject, the new fivers along with the new £1 coins recently released...
    I don't suppose they'll be interested in a Clydesdale Bank fiver :snorky:If your mattress is stuffed full of those @HarryS they're probably worth a fortune! :biggrin:While we're on the subject, the new...
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  12. Phil A
    Funny x 3

    Number one social networking site

    I knew if I kept typing it in someone would notice :heehee:
    I knew if I kept typing it in someone would notice :heehee:
    I knew if I kept typing it in someone would notice :heehee:
    I knew if I kept typing it in someone would notice :heehee:
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  13. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Freddy

    Help yourself @shiney I'm sure Freddy won't mind. :biggrin:
    Help yourself @shiney I'm sure Freddy won't mind. :biggrin:
    Help yourself @shiney I'm sure Freddy won't mind. :biggrin:
    Help yourself @shiney I'm sure Freddy won't mind. :biggrin:
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  14. wiseowl

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARMANDII

    Thanks, guys and gals, much appreciated.:snorky:
    Thanks, guys and gals, much appreciated.:snorky:
    Thanks, guys and gals, much appreciated.:snorky:
    Thanks, guys and gals, much appreciated.:snorky:
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  15. Phil A

    All they need now is a Yeti

    Good job i can't put up pictures as i would have the perfect oneNo Ziggy don't dig the one of me up from the deleted files :nonofinger:
    Good job i can't put up pictures as i would have the perfect oneNo Ziggy don't dig the one of me up from the deleted files :nonofinger:
    Good job i can't put up pictures as i would have the perfect oneNo Ziggy don't dig the one of me up from the deleted files :nonofinger:
    Good job i can't put up pictures as i would have the perfect oneNo Ziggy don't dig the one of me up from the deleted files :nonofinger:
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  16. stephenprudence
    Friendly x 3

    Tomorrow....

    Well done :greenstars: and good luck for the next two!
    Well done :greenstars: and good luck for the next two!
    Well done :greenstars: and good luck for the next two!
    Well done :greenstars: and good luck for the next two!
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  18. miraflores

    Grand National

    Your bookie paid out on 15% of the field, at 1/5th odds, had your horse come 6th you would have received for £1 e.w. £11, £9 profit, none of the first 6 even at s.p. would have returned a negative...
    Your bookie paid out on 15% of the field, at 1/5th odds, had your horse come 6th you would have received for £1 e.w. £11, £9 profit, none of the first 6 even at s.p. would have returned a negative for the punter.
    Your bookie paid out on 15% of the field, at 1/5th odds, had your horse come 6th you would have received for £1 e.w. £11, £9 profit, none of the first 6 even at s.p. would have returned a negative for the punter.
    Your bookie paid out on 15% of the field, at 1/5th odds, had your horse come 6th you would have received for £1 e.w. £11, £9 profit, none of the first 6 even at s.p. would have returned a negative...
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  19. Phil A

    Anyone know anything about art?

    To me, they look quite amateurish in technique and subject (the way that the background blends with the subject, the meaning of a bus and clothes on some unidentified surface...it is too detailed...
    To me, they look quite amateurish in technique and subject (the way that the background blends with the subject, the meaning of a bus and clothes on some unidentified surface...it is too detailed to be an impressionist, but at the same time it does not really communicate a message. Not to...
    To me, they look quite amateurish in technique and subject (the way that the background blends with the subject, the meaning of a bus and clothes on some unidentified surface...it is too detailed to be an impressionist, but at the same time it...
    To me, they look quite amateurish in technique and subject (the way that the background blends with the subject, the meaning of a bus and clothes on some unidentified surface...it is too detailed...
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  20. Phil A

    New Doctor Who

    19.20 BBC 1 :dancy::dancy::dancy:
    19.20 BBC 1 :dancy::dancy::dancy:
    19.20 BBC 1 :dancy::dancy::dancy:
    19.20 BBC 1 :dancy::dancy::dancy:
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