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  1. Victoria

    United Breaks Guitars

    Definitely Country in my books ... The group, Sons of Maxwell are a Canadian group (brothers Dave and Don plus two) who sing Irish Country Rock ... and excellent in my opinion. T'other half...
    Definitely Country in my books ... The group, Sons of Maxwell are a Canadian group (brothers Dave and Don plus two) who sing Irish Country Rock ... and excellent in my opinion. T'other half does not like my Country music for the most part as he's into hard rock but 'alerted' me to this song...
    Definitely Country in my books ... The group, Sons of Maxwell are a Canadian group (brothers Dave and Don plus two) who sing Irish Country Rock ... and excellent in my opinion. T'other half does not like my Country music for the most part as...
    Definitely Country in my books ... The group, Sons of Maxwell are a Canadian group (brothers Dave and Don plus two) who sing Irish Country Rock ... and excellent in my opinion. T'other half...
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  2. Lyn

    Driving license points

    You always manage it, Aaron :hehe: :lollol:
    You always manage it, Aaron :hehe: :lollol:
    You always manage it, Aaron :hehe: :lollol:
    You always manage it, Aaron :hehe: :lollol:
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  3. capney

    You are all invited...

    Well my one little bag is packed. I will buy the rest I need later.
    Well my one little bag is packed. I will buy the rest I need later.
    Well my one little bag is packed. I will buy the rest I need later.
    Well my one little bag is packed. I will buy the rest I need later.
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  4. Sussexgardener

    A dilemma

    I love this country - it's green, fresh and the weather always changes. The range of plants we can grow here is astounding. What I don't like is our obsession with speed cameras, CCTV and ANPR...
    I love this country - it's green, fresh and the weather always changes. The range of plants we can grow here is astounding. What I don't like is our obsession with speed cameras, CCTV and ANPR (wait for those cameras to start appearing all over your roads - we have several here already, road...
    I love this country - it's green, fresh and the weather always changes. The range of plants we can grow here is astounding. What I don't like is our obsession with speed cameras, CCTV and ANPR (wait for those cameras to start appearing all...
    I love this country - it's green, fresh and the weather always changes. The range of plants we can grow here is astounding. What I don't like is our obsession with speed cameras, CCTV and ANPR...
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  5. Sam1974x

    Times when you are so very tired

    Only lost about 20 capney.My card didn't work on my laptop so took it to Asda when we did our shopping today.It didn't work there so hopefully,fingers crossed, that is my problem.
    Only lost about 20 capney.My card didn't work on my laptop so took it to Asda when we did our shopping today.It didn't work there so hopefully,fingers crossed, that is my problem.
    Only lost about 20 capney.My card didn't work on my laptop so took it to Asda when we did our shopping today.It didn't work there so hopefully,fingers crossed, that is my problem.
    Only lost about 20 capney.My card didn't work on my laptop so took it to Asda when we did our shopping today.It didn't work there so hopefully,fingers crossed, that is my problem.
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  6. capney

    Shuttle is at 3 hours and holding

    T minus 10 and holding
    T minus 10 and holding
    T minus 10 and holding
    T minus 10 and holding
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  7. Helofadigger

    Has B&Q gone self-serviced?

    I first came across self service checkouts in France, but the other day I was at our local IKEA ( notorious for queues Europewide I think) and to my horror they had replaced 4 checkouts with self...
    I first came across self service checkouts in France, but the other day I was at our local IKEA ( notorious for queues Europewide I think) and to my horror they had replaced 4 checkouts with self service - of course two members of staff were assisting bewildered shoppers in their use... adding...
    I first came across self service checkouts in France, but the other day I was at our local IKEA ( notorious for queues Europewide I think) and to my horror they had replaced 4 checkouts with self service - of course two members of staff were...
    I first came across self service checkouts in France, but the other day I was at our local IKEA ( notorious for queues Europewide I think) and to my horror they had replaced 4 checkouts with self...
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  8. Pro Gard

    Bee petition

    The use of Imidacloprid as an animal insecticide is not the issue besides for veterinary medication Fiprinol used in front line, selamectin used in stronghold or pemethrin used in cattle drenches...
    The use of Imidacloprid as an animal insecticide is not the issue besides for veterinary medication Fiprinol used in front line, selamectin used in stronghold or pemethrin used in cattle drenches dominate the issue is the use as a horticultural and agricultural insecticide. In commercial pest...
    The use of Imidacloprid as an animal insecticide is not the issue besides for veterinary medication Fiprinol used in front line, selamectin used in stronghold or pemethrin used in cattle drenches dominate the issue is the use as a horticultural...
    The use of Imidacloprid as an animal insecticide is not the issue besides for veterinary medication Fiprinol used in front line, selamectin used in stronghold or pemethrin used in cattle drenches...
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  9. rosa

    Hoover Fuse Problem

    just been to currys and bought new hoover hurricane 2000 watts pet hair one it was only £80 great buy im pleased with it, it has washable filters, just tried it out and it picks up great
    just been to currys and bought new hoover hurricane 2000 watts pet hair one it was only £80 great buy im pleased with it, it has washable filters, just tried it out and it picks up great
    just been to currys and bought new hoover hurricane 2000 watts pet hair one it was only £80 great buy im pleased with it, it has washable filters, just tried it out and it picks up great
    just been to currys and bought new hoover hurricane 2000 watts pet hair one it was only £80 great buy im pleased with it, it has washable filters, just tried it out and it picks up great
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  10. rosa

    Car Danger

    thanks pippa we must of posted same time, lets hope so
    thanks pippa we must of posted same time, lets hope so
    thanks pippa we must of posted same time, lets hope so
    thanks pippa we must of posted same time, lets hope so
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  11. Kandy

    'Happy Birthday Woo'

    Hi Lyn and Shiney and Mrs Shiney.Thank you for your Birthday wishes They are very much appreciated,:thumb::)
    Hi Lyn and Shiney and Mrs Shiney.Thank you for your Birthday wishes They are very much appreciated,:thumb::)
    Hi Lyn and Shiney and Mrs Shiney.Thank you for your Birthday wishes They are very much appreciated,:thumb::)
    Hi Lyn and Shiney and Mrs Shiney.Thank you for your Birthday wishes They are very much appreciated,:thumb::)
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  12. borrowers

    Just our luck!

    I know this is an old thread but guess what....... Since that last post I have.... reversed into bushes (twice):cry:I knew they were there, just misjudged how far the back of the car stuck...
    I know this is an old thread but guess what....... Since that last post I have.... reversed into bushes (twice):cry:I knew they were there, just misjudged how far the back of the car stuck out. had one more bump parking into the garage:cry: left something lying where it shouldn't have...
    I know this is an old thread but guess what....... Since that last post I have.... reversed into bushes (twice):cry:I knew they were there, just misjudged how far the back of the car stuck out. had one more bump parking into the garage:cry:...
    I know this is an old thread but guess what....... Since that last post I have.... reversed into bushes (twice):cry:I knew they were there, just misjudged how far the back of the car stuck...
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  13. Kathy3

    test

    LOL!!!! AAAWWWWWW....... too cute....
    LOL!!!! AAAWWWWWW....... too cute....
    LOL!!!! AAAWWWWWW....... too cute....
    LOL!!!! AAAWWWWWW....... too cute....
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  14. Sussexgardener

    Baggage handlers...grrrrr!

    Well I've had a response, of sorts from BA. The standard, "we're sorry, very upsetting for you" sort of email. He also had the balls to say that they always advise passengers not to pack anything...
    Well I've had a response, of sorts from BA. The standard, "we're sorry, very upsetting for you" sort of email. He also had the balls to say that they always advise passengers not to pack anything valuable in their bags that get checked in, because airlines have low liabilty payout ability. I...
    Well I've had a response, of sorts from BA. The standard, "we're sorry, very upsetting for you" sort of email. He also had the balls to say that they always advise passengers not to pack anything valuable in their bags that get checked in,...
    Well I've had a response, of sorts from BA. The standard, "we're sorry, very upsetting for you" sort of email. He also had the balls to say that they always advise passengers not to pack anything...
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  15. Sussexgardener

    I have a new job

    I am pleased for you Aaron, well done.:gnthb:
    I am pleased for you Aaron, well done.:gnthb:
    I am pleased for you Aaron, well done.:gnthb:
    I am pleased for you Aaron, well done.:gnthb:
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  16. clueless1

    Blueberry and goosegog muffins

    Thanks Lovage, I'll get myself a few current bushes next year.Oh, and I won by the way:gnthb: The wife and I both agreed that my chocolate, coffee and brandy muffins were marginally nicer than...
    Thanks Lovage, I'll get myself a few current bushes next year.Oh, and I won by the way:gnthb: The wife and I both agreed that my chocolate, coffee and brandy muffins were marginally nicer than her blueberry ones:)
    Thanks Lovage, I'll get myself a few current bushes next year.Oh, and I won by the way:gnthb: The wife and I both agreed that my chocolate, coffee and brandy muffins were marginally nicer than her blueberry ones:)
    Thanks Lovage, I'll get myself a few current bushes next year.Oh, and I won by the way:gnthb: The wife and I both agreed that my chocolate, coffee and brandy muffins were marginally nicer than...
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  17. glenw

    Bushnell binocular problems

    Thanks for the replies, sorry for the delay I've just had 8 days without pc on holiday in lovely Norfolk/Suffolk border. I was going to start my letter writing when I got back BUT I've received...
    Thanks for the replies, sorry for the delay I've just had 8 days without pc on holiday in lovely Norfolk/Suffolk border. I was going to start my letter writing when I got back BUT I've received the binoculars back from the repairers with a note saying 'estimate refused returned unrepaired' but...
    Thanks for the replies, sorry for the delay I've just had 8 days without pc on holiday in lovely Norfolk/Suffolk border. I was going to start my letter writing when I got back BUT I've received the binoculars back from the repairers with a note...
    Thanks for the replies, sorry for the delay I've just had 8 days without pc on holiday in lovely Norfolk/Suffolk border. I was going to start my letter writing when I got back BUT I've received...
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  18. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Walnut

    :dh: Ooops I am glad you enjoyed your special day Walnut :hpbthd::hpbthd::hpbthd:
    :dh: Ooops I am glad you enjoyed your special day Walnut :hpbthd::hpbthd::hpbthd:
    :dh: Ooops I am glad you enjoyed your special day Walnut :hpbthd::hpbthd::hpbthd:
    :dh: Ooops I am glad you enjoyed your special day Walnut :hpbthd::hpbthd::hpbthd:
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  19. clueless1

    Legal issues about event on agricultural land

    Good idea Rosa. I've met the farmer from one side of my land, and I reckon he'd be fine with it as long as it doesn't coincide with shooting season (he seems more interested in the pheasant shoot...
    Good idea Rosa. I've met the farmer from one side of my land, and I reckon he'd be fine with it as long as it doesn't coincide with shooting season (he seems more interested in the pheasant shoot than actually farming). The farm to the other side of my land is a sheep farm owned by an elderly...
    Good idea Rosa. I've met the farmer from one side of my land, and I reckon he'd be fine with it as long as it doesn't coincide with shooting season (he seems more interested in the pheasant shoot than actually farming). The farm to the other side...
    Good idea Rosa. I've met the farmer from one side of my land, and I reckon he'd be fine with it as long as it doesn't coincide with shooting season (he seems more interested in the pheasant shoot...
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  20. strongylodon

    Graduation

    He's home Wednesday and we go away Monday so he will be house and cat sitting.:D
    He's home Wednesday and we go away Monday so he will be house and cat sitting.:D
    He's home Wednesday and we go away Monday so he will be house and cat sitting.:D
    He's home Wednesday and we go away Monday so he will be house and cat sitting.:D
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