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  1. HarryS

    A Tale of Two Wiper Blades

    I need a new rear wiper blade for my mini, Halfrauds £11, local motor factors £7, so I enquired as to price of front also, £8, so going for a full set later today, he said he would "chuck em on"...
    I need a new rear wiper blade for my mini, Halfrauds £11, local motor factors £7, so I enquired as to price of front also, £8, so going for a full set later today, he said he would "chuck em on" for me too.
    I need a new rear wiper blade for my mini, Halfrauds £11, local motor factors £7, so I enquired as to price of front also, £8, so going for a full set later today, he said he would "chuck em on" for me too.
    I need a new rear wiper blade for my mini, Halfrauds £11, local motor factors £7, so I enquired as to price of front also, £8, so going for a full set later today, he said he would "chuck em on"...
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  2. Fat Controller

    Isn't coincidence a wonderful thing?

    I have just clicked onto the BBC website to read the news, and the upper part of their homepage looked like this:Mental health problems? Nicola Sturgeon with her obsessive fixations?...
    I have just clicked onto the BBC website to read the news, and the upper part of their homepage looked like this:Mental health problems? Nicola Sturgeon with her obsessive fixations?Methinks someone at the BBC has quite a sense of humour..... :biggrin:
    I have just clicked onto the BBC website to read the news, and the upper part of their homepage looked like this:Mental health problems? Nicola Sturgeon with her obsessive fixations?Methinks someone at the BBC has quite a sense of...
    I have just clicked onto the BBC website to read the news, and the upper part of their homepage looked like this:Mental health problems? Nicola Sturgeon with her obsessive fixations?...
    Mental Nicky.png
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  3. Kandy

    Mysterious Phone Calls....

    Our butler stops all our unwanted callers. :paladin:
    Our butler stops all our unwanted callers. :paladin:
    Our butler stops all our unwanted callers. :paladin:
    Our butler stops all our unwanted callers. :paladin:
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  4. Kandy

    Thor Missile Site Vandaslism....

    In a town near us the local council commissioned some of the youths to do graffiti on the walls of all the pedestrian and cycle underpasses. It brightened things up, the work was excellent, the...
    In a town near us the local council commissioned some of the youths to do graffiti on the walls of all the pedestrian and cycle underpasses. It brightened things up, the work was excellent, the youths very proud of their work and they also police the sites to make sure their work isn't messed...
    In a town near us the local council commissioned some of the youths to do graffiti on the walls of all the pedestrian and cycle underpasses. It brightened things up, the work was excellent, the youths very proud of their work and they also...
    In a town near us the local council commissioned some of the youths to do graffiti on the walls of all the pedestrian and cycle underpasses. It brightened things up, the work was excellent, the...
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  5. shiney

    Earth Hour - Will You, Are You, Did You?

    @fat controller Only 19kWh today but we've had four other days this month over 20. It's not Shineyland for nothing!!! :SUNsmile: :snorky:
    @fat controller Only 19kWh today but we've had four other days this month over 20. It's not Shineyland for nothing!!! :SUNsmile: :snorky:
    @fat controller Only 19kWh today but we've had four other days this month over 20. It's not Shineyland for nothing!!! :SUNsmile: :snorky:
    @fat controller Only 19kWh today but we've had four other days this month over 20. It's not Shineyland for nothing!!! :SUNsmile: :snorky:
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  7. wiseowl

    Woo Wishes all the Ladies a "Happy Mothers Day"

    Woo you have a lovely day too with the family.x
    Woo you have a lovely day too with the family.x
    Woo you have a lovely day too with the family.x
    Woo you have a lovely day too with the family.x
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  8. "M"
    Agree x 9

    Westminster today.

    Whoops! Rumbled :sad: :whistle: :loll:
    Whoops! Rumbled :sad: :whistle: :loll:
    Whoops! Rumbled :sad: :whistle: :loll:
    Whoops! Rumbled :sad: :whistle: :loll:
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  9. music

    Is This Another Scam ?.

    Fixed it for you @Zigs ;)
    Fixed it for you @Zigs ;)
    Fixed it for you @Zigs ;)
    Fixed it for you @Zigs ;)
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  10. HsuH
    Like x 15

    Picking up new skills when you're over 50.

    @HsuH that is really pretty, my sort of style as I love painting trees but have never attempted trees in bloom. I love acrylics as you can create different textures, overpaint it and it is...
    @HsuH that is really pretty, my sort of style as I love painting trees but have never attempted trees in bloom. I love acrylics as you can create different textures, overpaint it and it is permanent once dry. I have even used it to dye fabric shoes and jeans (white to yellow).Keep up the...
    @HsuH that is really pretty, my sort of style as I love painting trees but have never attempted trees in bloom. I love acrylics as you can create different textures, overpaint it and it is permanent once dry. I have even used it to dye fabric...
    @HsuH that is really pretty, my sort of style as I love painting trees but have never attempted trees in bloom. I love acrylics as you can create different textures, overpaint it and it is...
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  11. HarryS

    Run Flat Versus Standard Tyres ?

    Go on be a sport and spill the beans,it will help to relieve the angst of being stuck indoors 24/7:snorky::Wino:
    Go on be a sport and spill the beans,it will help to relieve the angst of being stuck indoors 24/7:snorky::Wino:
    Go on be a sport and spill the beans,it will help to relieve the angst of being stuck indoors 24/7:snorky::Wino:
    Go on be a sport and spill the beans,it will help to relieve the angst of being stuck indoors 24/7:snorky::Wino:
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  12. ARMANDII
    Agree x 8

    IN TRIBUTE.....

    Couldn't agree more. The Police Officer deserves some sort of posthumous recognition - in fact, they all do.I have to say that the MP who tried to save the Officer's life also has my utmost...
    Couldn't agree more. The Police Officer deserves some sort of posthumous recognition - in fact, they all do.I have to say that the MP who tried to save the Officer's life also has my utmost respect.
    Couldn't agree more. The Police Officer deserves some sort of posthumous recognition - in fact, they all do.I have to say that the MP who tried to save the Officer's life also has my utmost respect.
    Couldn't agree more. The Police Officer deserves some sort of posthumous recognition - in fact, they all do.I have to say that the MP who tried to save the Officer's life also has my utmost...
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  13. "M"

    Anyone know anything about building smells?

    No problem @"M" I have all sorts of problems over the years and different homes but always had solid fuel somewhere .Let me know how you get on..
    No problem @"M" I have all sorts of problems over the years and different homes but always had solid fuel somewhere .Let me know how you get on..
    No problem @"M" I have all sorts of problems over the years and different homes but always had solid fuel somewhere .Let me know how you get on..
    No problem @"M" I have all sorts of problems over the years and different homes but always had solid fuel somewhere .Let me know how you get on..
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  14. "M"

    Article 50: to be triggered Wednesday 29th March 2017

    Clue` let us up the anti then and add Mr and Mrs Bliar.
    Clue` let us up the anti then and add Mr and Mrs Bliar.
    Clue` let us up the anti then and add Mr and Mrs Bliar.
    Clue` let us up the anti then and add Mr and Mrs Bliar.
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  15. clueless1

    Who can recommend a cheap but useful drill

    Immediate thought was to use Plastidip to restore the handle. Alternatively, its possible to buy ash tool handles, complete with meatal ferrule if needed. It may be possible to adapt one of...
    Immediate thought was to use Plastidip to restore the handle. Alternatively, its possible to buy ash tool handles, complete with meatal ferrule if needed. It may be possible to adapt one of those.Theres a company in Berlin that not onlysells them, but ships worldwide and accepts Paypal. If you...
    Immediate thought was to use Plastidip to restore the handle. Alternatively, its possible to buy ash tool handles, complete with meatal ferrule if needed. It may be possible to adapt one of those.Theres a company in Berlin that not onlysells...
    Immediate thought was to use Plastidip to restore the handle. Alternatively, its possible to buy ash tool handles, complete with meatal ferrule if needed. It may be possible to adapt one of...
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  16. Anthony Rogers

    RIP Chuck Berry

    It was fun! :whistle:I very rarely go to concerts nowadays, so missed Chuck playing here.
    It was fun! :whistle:I very rarely go to concerts nowadays, so missed Chuck playing here.
    It was fun! :whistle:I very rarely go to concerts nowadays, so missed Chuck playing here.
    It was fun! :whistle:I very rarely go to concerts nowadays, so missed Chuck playing here.
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  17. clueless1

    NHS? I give up

    As I continue to endeavour to reduce my foot pain without further assistance from the NHS, and thought occurred to me.It is undeniable that my big toe joint is a mess. I've seen the xray. It's...
    As I continue to endeavour to reduce my foot pain without further assistance from the NHS, and thought occurred to me.It is undeniable that my big toe joint is a mess. I've seen the xray. It's also undeniable that there's a persistent bruise inside the bone. That showed up in the MRI.So the...
    As I continue to endeavour to reduce my foot pain without further assistance from the NHS, and thought occurred to me.It is undeniable that my big toe joint is a mess. I've seen the xray. It's also undeniable that there's a persistent bruise...
    As I continue to endeavour to reduce my foot pain without further assistance from the NHS, and thought occurred to me.It is undeniable that my big toe joint is a mess. I've seen the xray. It's...
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  18. clueless1

    How to fix my door frame

    I never thought of that. There's a builder's merchant near me. Very much nearer in fact than B&Q.In any case though, I was determined to complete the job today. And I'm pleased to report it...
    I never thought of that. There's a builder's merchant near me. Very much nearer in fact than B&Q.In any case though, I was determined to complete the job today. And I'm pleased to report it have. I couldn't find the exact right piece of wood at B&Q but I found something intended for outdoor...
    I never thought of that. There's a builder's merchant near me. Very much nearer in fact than B&Q.In any case though, I was determined to complete the job today. And I'm pleased to report it have. I couldn't find the exact right piece of wood...
    I never thought of that. There's a builder's merchant near me. Very much nearer in fact than B&Q.In any case though, I was determined to complete the job today. And I'm pleased to report it...
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  19. Phil A
    Funny x 4

    They Should have asked Gardeners Corner First

    'Wrong' maple leaf on Canadian banknotes - BBC NewsSo are they going to leaf it how it is?:scratch::doh::snorky:
    'Wrong' maple leaf on Canadian banknotes - BBC NewsSo are they going to leaf it how it is?:scratch::doh::snorky:
    'Wrong' maple leaf on Canadian banknotes - BBC NewsSo are they going to leaf it how it is?:scratch::doh::snorky:
    'Wrong' maple leaf on Canadian banknotes - BBC NewsSo are they going to leaf it how it is?:scratch::doh::snorky:
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  20. wiseowl

    What King Size Mattress

    There's a £230 Ikea one less than 6 months old on ebay for £70 “Hardly used in spare room” But that could mean it's mainly been used elsewhere, such as in the back of a van when camping, plus...
    There's a £230 Ikea one less than 6 months old on ebay for £70 “Hardly used in spare room” But that could mean it's mainly been used elsewhere, such as in the back of a van when camping, plus under the van when up on ramps and working underneath.
    There's a £230 Ikea one less than 6 months old on ebay for £70 “Hardly used in spare room” But that could mean it's mainly been used elsewhere, such as in the back of a van when camping, plus under the van when up on ramps and working underneath.
    There's a £230 Ikea one less than 6 months old on ebay for £70 “Hardly used in spare room” But that could mean it's mainly been used elsewhere, such as in the back of a van when camping, plus...
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