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  1. The Muppet Show

    ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes
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  2. Gardeners Corner Question Time

    Members willing to be interrogated by other members can start a thread in here. PLEASE READ THE STICKY ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST.
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  2. miraflores

    A praise to Wikipedia (a long one)

    Wikipedia is Changing Lives - Wikimedia Foundation
    Wikipedia is Changing Lives - Wikimedia Foundation
    Wikipedia is Changing Lives - Wikimedia Foundation
    Wikipedia is Changing Lives - Wikimedia Foundation
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  3. Fat Controller

    Before I go getting all unreasonable.....

    Focus has been nudged back a bit, and will be gone altogether as soon as the young lad can afford to get the parts that it needs (spoke to him tonight, nice young lad, and starting a new job on...
    Focus has been nudged back a bit, and will be gone altogether as soon as the young lad can afford to get the parts that it needs (spoke to him tonight, nice young lad, and starting a new job on Monday bless him); he offered to get the car dragged around the corner into another street out of the...
    Focus has been nudged back a bit, and will be gone altogether as soon as the young lad can afford to get the parts that it needs (spoke to him tonight, nice young lad, and starting a new job on Monday bless him); he offered to get the car...
    Focus has been nudged back a bit, and will be gone altogether as soon as the young lad can afford to get the parts that it needs (spoke to him tonight, nice young lad, and starting a new job on...
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  4. silu
    Like x 11

    I'm celebrating today

    did she suspect an ulterior motive? :snorky:
    did she suspect an ulterior motive? :snorky:
    did she suspect an ulterior motive? :snorky:
    did she suspect an ulterior motive? :snorky:
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  5. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Joolz68

    Just seen this thread so belated Happy Birthday and hope you had a great day:Wino:
    Just seen this thread so belated Happy Birthday and hope you had a great day:Wino:
    Just seen this thread so belated Happy Birthday and hope you had a great day:Wino:
    Just seen this thread so belated Happy Birthday and hope you had a great day:Wino:
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  6. clueless1

    What would you do if you saw a young girl getting bullied?

    while I have no story to tell. but have no issue intervening. I often call the police on a dog in a hot car, and then just stand and wait for the police to appear. Prior to that the owners my...
    while I have no story to tell. but have no issue intervening. I often call the police on a dog in a hot car, and then just stand and wait for the police to appear. Prior to that the owners my appear and decide to use wonderful choice of words. It does not faze me, after all prior to that I...
    while I have no story to tell. but have no issue intervening. I often call the police on a dog in a hot car, and then just stand and wait for the police to appear. Prior to that the owners my appear and decide to use wonderful choice of...
    while I have no story to tell. but have no issue intervening. I often call the police on a dog in a hot car, and then just stand and wait for the police to appear. Prior to that the owners my...
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  7. Fat Controller
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    When are cyclists going to be dealt with properly?

    Good afternoon I have received 3 reports on this thread so I am sorry to say that until some semblance of reason prevails I have locked this thread until it has been discussed by Admin and a...
    Good afternoon I have received 3 reports on this thread so I am sorry to say that until some semblance of reason prevails I have locked this thread until it has been discussed by Admin and a consensus is arrived at
    Good afternoon I have received 3 reports on this thread so I am sorry to say that until some semblance of reason prevails I have locked this thread until it has been discussed by Admin and a consensus is arrived at
    Good afternoon I have received 3 reports on this thread so I am sorry to say that until some semblance of reason prevails I have locked this thread until it has been discussed by Admin and a...
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  8. shiney

    Info On Which Car To Buy, Please.

    Is that because she's good at running up and down stairs? :scratch:
    Is that because she's good at running up and down stairs? :scratch:
    Is that because she's good at running up and down stairs? :scratch:
    Is that because she's good at running up and down stairs? :scratch:
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  9. shiney

    Happy Birthday, Roders

    :yahoo: Happy, happy birthday roders! :yahoo:
    :yahoo: Happy, happy birthday roders! :yahoo:
    :yahoo: Happy, happy birthday roders! :yahoo:
    :yahoo: Happy, happy birthday roders! :yahoo:
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  10. shiney

    Happy Birthday StephenPrudence

    :hapydancsmil: Happy, happy birthday young man! :hapydancsmil:
    :hapydancsmil: Happy, happy birthday young man! :hapydancsmil:
    :hapydancsmil: Happy, happy birthday young man! :hapydancsmil:
    :hapydancsmil: Happy, happy birthday young man! :hapydancsmil:
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  11. music

    Light Bulbs.

    To give some idea of the life expectancy of LED's, one of the companies here (that I usually refer to as "Codgers Kindergarden") offers a 10 year guarantee on the ones they sell.
    To give some idea of the life expectancy of LED's, one of the companies here (that I usually refer to as "Codgers Kindergarden") offers a 10 year guarantee on the ones they sell.
    To give some idea of the life expectancy of LED's, one of the companies here (that I usually refer to as "Codgers Kindergarden") offers a 10 year guarantee on the ones they sell.
    To give some idea of the life expectancy of LED's, one of the companies here (that I usually refer to as "Codgers Kindergarden") offers a 10 year guarantee on the ones they sell.
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  12. Phil A
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    Expensive Planter

    I have seen exactly the same planter in Lidl's centre aisle for £9.99 :snork:
    I have seen exactly the same planter in Lidl's centre aisle for £9.99 :snork:
    I have seen exactly the same planter in Lidl's centre aisle for £9.99 :snork:
    I have seen exactly the same planter in Lidl's centre aisle for £9.99 :snork:
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  13. Phil A

    Free Rice

    Got to 2000 - bored now
    Got to 2000 - bored now
    Got to 2000 - bored now
    Got to 2000 - bored now
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  14. HarryS

    A Question on Saws ?

    Only if you want it PAR, ie. planed up it will be 45 x 45 mm, ie. 1 3/4 ins square.:biggrin:
    Only if you want it PAR, ie. planed up it will be 45 x 45 mm, ie. 1 3/4 ins square.:biggrin:
    Only if you want it PAR, ie. planed up it will be 45 x 45 mm, ie. 1 3/4 ins square.:biggrin:
    Only if you want it PAR, ie. planed up it will be 45 x 45 mm, ie. 1 3/4 ins square.:biggrin:
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  15. Steve R
    Funny x 9

    Tesco Cafe

    You can do that but to make it more authentic (without the roadkill) is to use boned leg of lamb, sliced thickly, marinate it in minced onion, garlic, olive oil, herbs and spices. Then put on a...
    You can do that but to make it more authentic (without the roadkill) is to use boned leg of lamb, sliced thickly, marinate it in minced onion, garlic, olive oil, herbs and spices. Then put on a long skewer and on a rotisserie - if you have one. Otherwise get the kids to stand by the grill and...
    You can do that but to make it more authentic (without the roadkill) is to use boned leg of lamb, sliced thickly, marinate it in minced onion, garlic, olive oil, herbs and spices. Then put on a long skewer and on a rotisserie - if you have one. ...
    You can do that but to make it more authentic (without the roadkill) is to use boned leg of lamb, sliced thickly, marinate it in minced onion, garlic, olive oil, herbs and spices. Then put on a...
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  16. Fat Controller

    Where does the aquatic life come from?

    We used to have gorgeous vivid green lakes near us. Ever tightening environmental laws gradually turned them clear. When they were green, they were largely sulphuric acid waste byproduct from the...
    We used to have gorgeous vivid green lakes near us. Ever tightening environmental laws gradually turned them clear. When they were green, they were largely sulphuric acid waste byproduct from the nearby works.
    We used to have gorgeous vivid green lakes near us. Ever tightening environmental laws gradually turned them clear. When they were green, they were largely sulphuric acid waste byproduct from the nearby works.
    We used to have gorgeous vivid green lakes near us. Ever tightening environmental laws gradually turned them clear. When they were green, they were largely sulphuric acid waste byproduct from the...
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  17. clanless
    Agree x 5

    Bargain - £5,700 for 40 minutes 'work'.

    The 'Lords' now want a 'meaningful vote' on the outcome of the Brexit negotiations.Someone should sit them down and tell them that we only have 2 years to conclude negotiations - if they start...
    The 'Lords' now want a 'meaningful vote' on the outcome of the Brexit negotiations.Someone should sit them down and tell them that we only have 2 years to conclude negotiations - if they start faffing about and we can't reach agreement before the 2 years is concluded - we will default to the...
    The 'Lords' now want a 'meaningful vote' on the outcome of the Brexit negotiations.Someone should sit them down and tell them that we only have 2 years to conclude negotiations - if they start faffing about and we can't reach agreement before...
    The 'Lords' now want a 'meaningful vote' on the outcome of the Brexit negotiations.Someone should sit them down and tell them that we only have 2 years to conclude negotiations - if they start...
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  18. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Jungle Jane

    Happy Belated Birthday @Jungle Jane. I hope you had a lovely day xx
    Happy Belated Birthday @Jungle Jane. I hope you had a lovely day xx
    Happy Belated Birthday @Jungle Jane. I hope you had a lovely day xx
    Happy Belated Birthday @Jungle Jane. I hope you had a lovely day xx
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  19. pete

    chiltern seeds

    I am always getting promotions via email from Chilterns. Goes straight to spam.
    I am always getting promotions via email from Chilterns. Goes straight to spam.
    I am always getting promotions via email from Chilterns. Goes straight to spam.
    I am always getting promotions via email from Chilterns. Goes straight to spam.
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  20. Fat Controller

    Dieselgate - this is incredible

    One thing is for sure, I think that John Cadogan is bang on the money when he says that they will be looking for a new CEO before too long.
    One thing is for sure, I think that John Cadogan is bang on the money when he says that they will be looking for a new CEO before too long.
    One thing is for sure, I think that John Cadogan is bang on the money when he says that they will be looking for a new CEO before too long.
    One thing is for sure, I think that John Cadogan is bang on the money when he says that they will be looking for a new CEO before too long.
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