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  1. Dianthus

    Nick names how did you choose yours

    Oh keep it Riley :)It's interesting to hear why members chose a particular name.
    Oh keep it Riley :)It's interesting to hear why members chose a particular name.
    Oh keep it Riley :)It's interesting to hear why members chose a particular name.
    Oh keep it Riley :)It's interesting to hear why members chose a particular name.
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  2. kaytee576

    The New Ornament what was I thinking? lol

    Kaytee, he/she is great:) I hope it doesn't rust. Rosa, you cannot have any more room on your balcony,lol. cheers
    Kaytee, he/she is great:) I hope it doesn't rust. Rosa, you cannot have any more room on your balcony,lol. cheers
    Kaytee, he/she is great:) I hope it doesn't rust. Rosa, you cannot have any more room on your balcony,lol. cheers
    Kaytee, he/she is great:) I hope it doesn't rust. Rosa, you cannot have any more room on your balcony,lol. cheers
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  3. Sam1974x

    Someone has stolen our car !!!

    MZ, that's terrible, your poor mum.I hope she's put the word about and the garage gets no more work. It must be obvious to those that work there who's responsible unless it's the owner who's...
    MZ, that's terrible, your poor mum.I hope she's put the word about and the garage gets no more work. It must be obvious to those that work there who's responsible unless it's the owner who's doing it. clueless1 - I thought the same. How can the passenger really be responsible for what the...
    MZ, that's terrible, your poor mum.I hope she's put the word about and the garage gets no more work. It must be obvious to those that work there who's responsible unless it's the owner who's doing it. clueless1 - I thought the same. How can...
    MZ, that's terrible, your poor mum.I hope she's put the word about and the garage gets no more work. It must be obvious to those that work there who's responsible unless it's the owner who's...
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  4. music

    Talking to machines!

    When we first moved in here, I phoned up the electricity company to tell them we were here and all bills for electricity used at this address from now on should come to me. A couple of weeks later...
    When we first moved in here, I phoned up the electricity company to tell them we were here and all bills for electricity used at this address from now on should come to me. A couple of weeks later I received a bill for about £3000. I phoned them and asked them how I could have used so much...
    When we first moved in here, I phoned up the electricity company to tell them we were here and all bills for electricity used at this address from now on should come to me. A couple of weeks later I received a bill for about £3000. I phoned them...
    When we first moved in here, I phoned up the electricity company to tell them we were here and all bills for electricity used at this address from now on should come to me. A couple of weeks later...
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  5. music

    Its 70 years!!

    hello capney .i have just been in ships nostalgia ,informationHMS DIAMOND launch date 08-04-32. built GBR. builder VICKERS-ARMSTRONGS. yard, BARROW. type DESTROYER. TONS 1375 IDNo 6109305....
    hello capney .i have just been in ships nostalgia ,information>HMS DIAMOND> launch date 08-04-32. built GBR. builder VICKERS-ARMSTRONGS. yard, BARROW. type DESTROYER. TONS 1375 IDNo 6109305. HOPE THIS WILL HELP YOU. music.:gnthb:
    hello capney .i have just been in ships nostalgia ,information>HMS DIAMOND> launch date 08-04-32. built GBR. builder VICKERS-ARMSTRONGS. yard, BARROW. type DESTROYER. TONS 1375 IDNo 6109305. HOPE THIS WILL HELP YOU. music.:gnthb:
    hello capney .i have just been in ships nostalgia ,informationHMS DIAMOND launch date 08-04-32. built GBR. builder VICKERS-ARMSTRONGS. yard, BARROW. type DESTROYER. TONS 1375 IDNo 6109305....
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  6. cajary

    Missing Persons

    If anyone has his pm could they please let me know ,I thought he was on holiday? :scratch:
    If anyone has his pm could they please let me know ,I thought he was on holiday? :scratch:
    If anyone has his pm could they please let me know ,I thought he was on holiday? :scratch:
    If anyone has his pm could they please let me know ,I thought he was on holiday? :scratch:
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  7. Jazmine

    Paris on the Eurostar.

    Kandy, going in a helicopter would be the most scary for me I think :D I have to say I am tempted to fly to Cornwall, 8 hours in a car is not nice.The form has been filled in, signed etc so I...
    Kandy, going in a helicopter would be the most scary for me I think :D I have to say I am tempted to fly to Cornwall, 8 hours in a car is not nice.The form has been filled in, signed etc so I am off to post it today, paying the extra for the P.O to check it for me. My friend signed in for...
    Kandy, going in a helicopter would be the most scary for me I think :D I have to say I am tempted to fly to Cornwall, 8 hours in a car is not nice.The form has been filled in, signed etc so I am off to post it today, paying the extra for the...
    Kandy, going in a helicopter would be the most scary for me I think :D I have to say I am tempted to fly to Cornwall, 8 hours in a car is not nice.The form has been filled in, signed etc so I...
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  8. NeilC

    BFPO Under Threat - Sign the Petition

    I've signed and sent it to everyone I can think of. Our armed forces are being treated abominably by our government. We should be supporting these guys and girls.
    I've signed and sent it to everyone I can think of. Our armed forces are being treated abominably by our government. We should be supporting these guys and girls.
    I've signed and sent it to everyone I can think of. Our armed forces are being treated abominably by our government. We should be supporting these guys and girls.
    I've signed and sent it to everyone I can think of. Our armed forces are being treated abominably by our government. We should be supporting these guys and girls.
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  9. Doghouse Riley

    The Computer Age

    Although we're on t"elephone preference" a few calls get through. The ones I like best are those where after the "preamble" they say; "I'm not trying to sell you anything." We aways reply; "Well,...
    Although we're on t"elephone preference" a few calls get through. The ones I like best are those where after the "preamble" they say; "I'm not trying to sell you anything." We aways reply; "Well, thanks for letting me know, goodbye" and we put the phone down.
    Although we're on t"elephone preference" a few calls get through. The ones I like best are those where after the "preamble" they say; "I'm not trying to sell you anything." We aways reply; "Well, thanks for letting me know, goodbye" and we put...
    Although we're on t"elephone preference" a few calls get through. The ones I like best are those where after the "preamble" they say; "I'm not trying to sell you anything." We aways reply; "Well,...
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  10. NeilC

    New Telephone Scam

    I've been known to do the very same thing to telephone sales people who insist on calling every evening in the middle of my serving up dinner.......just leave the phone down without hanging up. ...
    I've been known to do the very same thing to telephone sales people who insist on calling every evening in the middle of my serving up dinner.......just leave the phone down without hanging up. If they've been asked not to call back, and they do.....that's exactly what they get :) Either that,...
    I've been known to do the very same thing to telephone sales people who insist on calling every evening in the middle of my serving up dinner.......just leave the phone down without hanging up. If they've been asked not to call back, and they...
    I've been known to do the very same thing to telephone sales people who insist on calling every evening in the middle of my serving up dinner.......just leave the phone down without hanging up. ...
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  11. mztrouble

    back to work blues....

    My Al says about his retirement, "Every days a Sunday". Its alright for some :p :D 02
    My Al says about his retirement, "Every days a Sunday". Its alright for some :p :D 02
    My Al says about his retirement, "Every days a Sunday". Its alright for some :p :D 02
    My Al says about his retirement, "Every days a Sunday". Its alright for some :p :D 02
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  12. clueless1

    Is it just me...

    another thing from supermarkets (fruit). you get to the counter,you see all this fruit ,shining,ripe,.you think (lovely) i will have some of that!! bag it ,take it home.put away the shopping...
    another thing from supermarkets (fruit). you get to the counter,you see all this fruit ,shining,ripe,.you think (lovely) i will have some of that!! bag it ,take it home.put away the shopping ,thinking ,i am going to have that big juicy pear.get it out the bag and bite!!! your false teeth fall...
    another thing from supermarkets (fruit). you get to the counter,you see all this fruit ,shining,ripe,.you think (lovely) i will have some of that!! bag it ,take it home.put away the shopping ,thinking ,i am going to have that big juicy pear.get...
    another thing from supermarkets (fruit). you get to the counter,you see all this fruit ,shining,ripe,.you think (lovely) i will have some of that!! bag it ,take it home.put away the shopping...
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  13. rosa

    Something In The Sky

    Hi Rosa your photos are great,here,s just a couple of mine(and there,s a lot more) :dh: that you don,t see:hehe::lollol::rotfl:
    Hi Rosa your photos are great,here,s just a couple of mine(and there,s a lot more) :dh: that you don,t see:hehe::lollol::rotfl:
    Hi Rosa your photos are great,here,s just a couple of mine(and there,s a lot more) :dh: that you don,t see:hehe::lollol::rotfl:
    Hi Rosa your photos are great,here,s just a couple of mine(and there,s a lot more) :dh: that you don,t see:hehe::lollol::rotfl:
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  14. capney

    Now we all like a survey....dont we?

    Terrible loss, Robert. With such narrow buildings, it's lucky that the fire didn't spread futher into the surrounding buildings. Mind you, if the shop was a really popular one, then they'll...
    Terrible loss, Robert. With such narrow buildings, it's lucky that the fire didn't spread futher into the surrounding buildings. Mind you, if the shop was a really popular one, then they'll probably be reopened in next to no time at all. Let's hope so for the owners.
    Terrible loss, Robert. With such narrow buildings, it's lucky that the fire didn't spread futher into the surrounding buildings. Mind you, if the shop was a really popular one, then they'll probably be reopened in next to no time at all. Let's...
    Terrible loss, Robert. With such narrow buildings, it's lucky that the fire didn't spread futher into the surrounding buildings. Mind you, if the shop was a really popular one, then they'll...
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  15. NeilC

    £GC ???

    And there's me thinking I could become a millionaire - oh well back to the premium bonds.
    And there's me thinking I could become a millionaire - oh well back to the premium bonds.
    And there's me thinking I could become a millionaire - oh well back to the premium bonds.
    And there's me thinking I could become a millionaire - oh well back to the premium bonds.
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  16. clueless1

    Useful info for shopping online

    I wholeheartedly agree with the things you point out. I sometimes think that if the governments agency, trading standards put a little bit more effort into ensuring that the consumer was given the...
    I wholeheartedly agree with the things you point out. I sometimes think that if the governments agency, trading standards put a little bit more effort into ensuring that the consumer was given the full force of their rights, the retail sector would be more reluctant to cheat the consumer. I'm 67...
    I wholeheartedly agree with the things you point out. I sometimes think that if the governments agency, trading standards put a little bit more effort into ensuring that the consumer was given the full force of their rights, the retail sector...
    I wholeheartedly agree with the things you point out. I sometimes think that if the governments agency, trading standards put a little bit more effort into ensuring that the consumer was given the...
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  17. rosa

    Holiday On Tuesday, Turkey

    hehe marley, well im logging off as ive loads to do before the taxi arrives, see you all when i get back next week, bye for now all my dear friends xx
    hehe marley, well im logging off as ive loads to do before the taxi arrives, see you all when i get back next week, bye for now all my dear friends xx
    hehe marley, well im logging off as ive loads to do before the taxi arrives, see you all when i get back next week, bye for now all my dear friends xx
    hehe marley, well im logging off as ive loads to do before the taxi arrives, see you all when i get back next week, bye for now all my dear friends xx
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  18. clueless1

    Guilty until proven Guilty

    It certainly is a mine field. Years ago, when I very nearly joined the army, they did background checks not only on me, but the also wanted to know all about my parents and close associates....
    It certainly is a mine field. Years ago, when I very nearly joined the army, they did background checks not only on me, but the also wanted to know all about my parents and close associates. They were quite open about the fact that they were going to check if I had any direct or indirect links...
    It certainly is a mine field. Years ago, when I very nearly joined the army, they did background checks not only on me, but the also wanted to know all about my parents and close associates. They were quite open about the fact that they were...
    It certainly is a mine field. Years ago, when I very nearly joined the army, they did background checks not only on me, but the also wanted to know all about my parents and close associates....
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  19. wiseowl

    Happy birthday Daisees

    Oops :doh: Happy Birthday
    Oops :doh: Happy Birthday
    Oops :doh: Happy Birthday
    Oops :doh: Happy Birthday
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  20. daitheplant

    9/11

    Short and sweet. Myself and the other half where staying at a holiday cottage somewhere ?
    Short and sweet. Myself and the other half where staying at a holiday cottage somewhere ?
    Short and sweet. Myself and the other half where staying at a holiday cottage somewhere ?
    Short and sweet. Myself and the other half where staying at a holiday cottage somewhere ?
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