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I talk to it nicely.

I always get told off for not taking things seriously enough Maybe we can work out some sort of a deal?

Then there was that SUPERB Anglo/Welsh spy film, "Frome Rassau With Love".

Neigh, that can`t be right Zigs.lol

Yesterday, when I was out and about, I finally remembered to pop into that well known key cutting place which has popped up in recent years outside of supermarkets to ask if they replace batteries in car key fobs. Much to my relief, they do The young man was laughing when I entered the hut...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, MR TIBBS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!

I remember my dad getting them from a local scrap yard in the early 60s when we had paraffin heaters in the house, was not unusual to buy 4 gallons for the week back then.After that I used the paraffin for greenhouse heaters, couldn't afford to buy 4 gallons a week these days

Many years ago when I was on a psychology course we were set some homework on lateral thinking. "Within a period of 20 minutes write down as many ways as possible to use a ball of string - from the sublime to the ridiculous. The string can be of any material and any length. Explanations of...

I like it, clueless, as it was treated with less gravity and didn't stretch it out too much

Not yet, I think it might be still a bit early for my area. I'll hold off until next week or week after

Now you're boasting and I'm even more jealous! Deep Purple - haven't listened to them for years, a reminder coming up over this weekend methinks. Did you see recently that Black Sabbath are retiring? I saw them at a gig in Middlesex before they became famous.

Mr Bercow is back in place with only a year to go, which is why he probably said what he said.

The acid test will come tonight and tomorrow with Doris blowing in - it is chucking it down out there already.PS - don't tell Mrs C about Doris blowing in my shed, she might get jealous

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Not a problem for me as I'm used to farm trailors with dolly but it's on a bigger scale

That's not even true.Their robots can recognise objects by 'sight', and can adjust to work with them automatically. They can adapt to unexpected circumstances, like uneven surfaces, skidding over, being knocked down, being kicked off course etc.They are not merely remote control either. A...

Yorkshire ValentineValentines day is ere again, She wanted flowers, so I picked em me sen Cos ova in t'Aldi and even in't Lidl Thi wo Ten quid a bunch Wora swiz, wora fiddleCos ad already spent £2 on a card thi normally a quid so that caught me off guard But she said whats that? A card fora...

Vase in my office, first stared with one, then two, then three.

The only thing I can think of is that something happened further up the road - before the collision - and they needed to close off this stretch of road to preserve the scene?