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  1. Scrungee
    Funny x 12

    Valentine's Day

    Please be very careful everyone today. There's a psycho archer going around apparently.Luckily, Master Ken has some advice on how to defend yourself if the psycho archer comes near you.
    Please be very careful everyone today. There's a psycho archer going around apparently.Luckily, Master Ken has some advice on how to defend yourself if the psycho archer comes near you.
    Please be very careful everyone today. There's a psycho archer going around apparently.Luckily, Master Ken has some advice on how to defend yourself if the psycho archer comes near you.
    Please be very careful everyone today. There's a psycho archer going around apparently.Luckily, Master Ken has some advice on how to defend yourself if the psycho archer comes near you.
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  2. Fat Controller

    Dehydrators - anyone got one?

    Great bargain FC, they do need peeling.
    Great bargain FC, they do need peeling.
    Great bargain FC, they do need peeling.
    Great bargain FC, they do need peeling.
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  3. shiney
    Like x 3

    The Elephants That Came to Dinner

    Thank you @shiney :wub2:Magnificent beasts!!!
    Thank you @shiney :wub2:Magnificent beasts!!!
    Thank you @shiney :wub2:Magnificent beasts!!!
    Thank you @shiney :wub2:Magnificent beasts!!!
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  4. clueless1

    Girl Power. I find this very heart warming

    Imagine you're a girl in a very strict Muslim country where girls don't really have rights. Imagine also that faced with violence and oppression from IS, you had to leg it. What do you do next?...
    Imagine you're a girl in a very strict Muslim country where girls don't really have rights. Imagine also that faced with violence and oppression from IS, you had to leg it. What do you do next? Well you defy local cultural norms of course, and start an all girls kung fu class in the mountains of...
    Imagine you're a girl in a very strict Muslim country where girls don't really have rights. Imagine also that faced with violence and oppression from IS, you had to leg it. What do you do next? Well you defy local cultural norms of course, and...
    Imagine you're a girl in a very strict Muslim country where girls don't really have rights. Imagine also that faced with violence and oppression from IS, you had to leg it. What do you do next?...
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  5. Phil A

    Japanese Knotweed Ruling

    I put all sorts of weeds into my "green" bin, together with grass mowing with seed heads.No way would I touch council compost either.
    I put all sorts of weeds into my "green" bin, together with grass mowing with seed heads.No way would I touch council compost either.
    I put all sorts of weeds into my "green" bin, together with grass mowing with seed heads.No way would I touch council compost either.
    I put all sorts of weeds into my "green" bin, together with grass mowing with seed heads.No way would I touch council compost either.
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  6. HarryS

    Knapsack Sprayer Advice ?

    Opted for this carry sprayer in the end , 7 litres is big enough for my needs . 16 litres must be a weight on your back ! Screwfix £9.99 :blue thumb: Hozelock 7 litre £33 and Solo £48 !!!
    Opted for this carry sprayer in the end , 7 litres is big enough for my needs . 16 litres must be a weight on your back ! Screwfix £9.99 :blue thumb: Hozelock 7 litre £33 and Solo £48 !!!
    Opted for this carry sprayer in the end , 7 litres is big enough for my needs . 16 litres must be a weight on your back ! Screwfix £9.99 :blue thumb: Hozelock 7 litre £33 and Solo £48 !!!
    Opted for this carry sprayer in the end , 7 litres is big enough for my needs . 16 litres must be a weight on your back ! Screwfix £9.99 :blue thumb: Hozelock 7 litre £33 and Solo £48 !!!
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  7. Phil A
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    The Vertigo Thread

    I bet your going to sell them double roman tiles Zig :snorky:
    I bet your going to sell them double roman tiles Zig :snorky:
    I bet your going to sell them double roman tiles Zig :snorky:
    I bet your going to sell them double roman tiles Zig :snorky:
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  8. Phil A

    Month of rain in a day tomorrow

    Yes indeed...as do ex-pats living in Italy and (I think) Greece. You know, those well known Siberian-climate type countries with, coincidentally, a high proportion of politicians' holiday...
    Yes indeed...as do ex-pats living in Italy and (I think) Greece. You know, those well known Siberian-climate type countries with, coincidentally, a high proportion of politicians' holiday homes....:whistle: Some bright spark had the excellent, money-saving idea of including France's colonies in the West...
    Yes indeed...as do ex-pats living in Italy and (I think) Greece. You know, those well known Siberian-climate type countries with, coincidentally, a high proportion of politicians' holiday homes....:whistle: Some bright spark had the excellent,...
    Yes indeed...as do ex-pats living in Italy and (I think) Greece. You know, those well known Siberian-climate type countries with, coincidentally, a high proportion of politicians' holiday...
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  9. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Moyra

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOYRA, SORRY I'M LATE!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOYRA, SORRY I'M LATE!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOYRA, SORRY I'M LATE!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOYRA, SORRY I'M LATE!
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  10. Kandy

    Smart Meters Good Or Bad?...

    Well, N Power is raising it's prices by 15% for electricity and 4.8% [why not call it 5%?:doh:], and their Dual Fuel tariff by at least 9.8% [again, why not call it 10%?:doh:]. The other Energy Companies...
    Well, N Power is raising it's prices by 15% for electricity and 4.8% [why not call it 5%?:doh:], and their Dual Fuel tariff by at least 9.8% [again, why not call it 10%?:doh:]. The other Energy Companies will no doubt try to follow suit after waiting to see what the reaction is.:dunno::snorky:
    Well, N Power is raising it's prices by 15% for electricity and 4.8% [why not call it 5%?:doh:], and their Dual Fuel tariff by at least 9.8% [again, why not call it 10%?:doh:]. The other Energy Companies will no doubt try to follow suit after waiting to...
    Well, N Power is raising it's prices by 15% for electricity and 4.8% [why not call it 5%?:doh:], and their Dual Fuel tariff by at least 9.8% [again, why not call it 10%?:doh:]. The other Energy Companies...
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  11. lowrider69

    Expandable Garden Hoses

    Sorry lowrider69 I didn't read your post properly, no it wasn't expandable.
    Sorry lowrider69 I didn't read your post properly, no it wasn't expandable.
    Sorry lowrider69 I didn't read your post properly, no it wasn't expandable.
    Sorry lowrider69 I didn't read your post properly, no it wasn't expandable.
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  12. Kandy

    I Am Sure This Isn't Genuine But...

    The reason is because we're leaving the Brownie Point Exchange Mechanism. :dbgrtmb:
    The reason is because we're leaving the Brownie Point Exchange Mechanism. :dbgrtmb:
    The reason is because we're leaving the Brownie Point Exchange Mechanism. :dbgrtmb:
    The reason is because we're leaving the Brownie Point Exchange Mechanism. :dbgrtmb:
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  13. miraflores

    Birds of prey.

    I think its a Arab sport, I often find live satellite feeds showing rich Arabs flying hawks,I once went with a chap who had various hawks and watched them hunt, not really my cup of tea but...
    I think its a Arab sport, I often find live satellite feeds showing rich Arabs flying hawks,I once went with a chap who had various hawks and watched them hunt, not really my cup of tea but interesting to watch.
    I think its a Arab sport, I often find live satellite feeds showing rich Arabs flying hawks,I once went with a chap who had various hawks and watched them hunt, not really my cup of tea but interesting to watch.
    I think its a Arab sport, I often find live satellite feeds showing rich Arabs flying hawks,I once went with a chap who had various hawks and watched them hunt, not really my cup of tea but...
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  14. pete
    Agree x 5

    A really strange conversation

    I stumbled upon this on YouTube. I wasn't particularly looking for it (you know how youtube suggests stuff based on your past viewing habits).It perfectly illustrates what I meant by the open...
    I stumbled upon this on YouTube. I wasn't particularly looking for it (you know how youtube suggests stuff based on your past viewing habits).It perfectly illustrates what I meant by the open hand to the face.
    I stumbled upon this on YouTube. I wasn't particularly looking for it (you know how youtube suggests stuff based on your past viewing habits).It perfectly illustrates what I meant by the open hand to the face.
    I stumbled upon this on YouTube. I wasn't particularly looking for it (you know how youtube suggests stuff based on your past viewing habits).It perfectly illustrates what I meant by the open...
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  15. Anthony Rogers

    RIP Sir John Hurt

    And who could forget his performance in Alien :yikes:R.I.P. John :sad:
    And who could forget his performance in Alien :yikes:R.I.P. John :sad:
    And who could forget his performance in Alien :yikes:R.I.P. John :sad:
    And who could forget his performance in Alien :yikes:R.I.P. John :sad:
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  16. pete
    Informative x 4

    be careful what you store in your shed.

    You didn't add to it then???:heehee:
    You didn't add to it then???:heehee:
    You didn't add to it then???:heehee:
    You didn't add to it then???:heehee:
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  17. shiney
    Like x 3

    Shiney in Egypt

    :hapydancsmil: Beautiful travel thread!
    :hapydancsmil: Beautiful travel thread!
    :hapydancsmil: Beautiful travel thread!
    :hapydancsmil: Beautiful travel thread!
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  18. miraflores

    The fifty shades of MAY.

    I think the problem will be knowing when it has stopped.I thought it's already changed as the UK no longer gets to attend some meetings.
    I think the problem will be knowing when it has stopped.I thought it's already changed as the UK no longer gets to attend some meetings.
    I think the problem will be knowing when it has stopped.I thought it's already changed as the UK no longer gets to attend some meetings.
    I think the problem will be knowing when it has stopped.I thought it's already changed as the UK no longer gets to attend some meetings.
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  19. roders

    Power of Attorney to do or not to do?

    OK we are going ahead it seems the right thing to do. It's handy that I have a friend/solicitor who's garden I look after so the cost will be minimal. Thanks for all the input.
    OK we are going ahead it seems the right thing to do. It's handy that I have a friend/solicitor who's garden I look after so the cost will be minimal. Thanks for all the input.
    OK we are going ahead it seems the right thing to do. It's handy that I have a friend/solicitor who's garden I look after so the cost will be minimal. Thanks for all the input.
    OK we are going ahead it seems the right thing to do. It's handy that I have a friend/solicitor who's garden I look after so the cost will be minimal. Thanks for all the input.
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  20. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday NigelJ

    Happy Birthday Nigel :blue thumb:
    Happy Birthday Nigel :blue thumb:
    Happy Birthday Nigel :blue thumb:
    Happy Birthday Nigel :blue thumb:
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