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  1. Liz

    What is this strange object in my garden?

    Wht a lovely name for the cat - like it Liz
    Wht a lovely name for the cat - like it Liz
    Wht a lovely name for the cat - like it Liz
    Wht a lovely name for the cat - like it Liz
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  2. Daisies

    You gotta laugh.....!

    Elainfiz - with an answer like that from your hubby - you just had to be from round here!! Wayeye!!No he hasn't started, nor will he! I found another chap who, whilst maybe lacking in the...
    Elainfiz - with an answer like that from your hubby - you just had to be from round here!! Wayeye!!No he hasn't started, nor will he! I found another chap who, whilst maybe lacking in the intimate detail of plantsmanship, is a keen amateur gardener and has agreed to do it for �£10 an hour....
    Elainfiz - with an answer like that from your hubby - you just had to be from round here!! Wayeye!!No he hasn't started, nor will he! I found another chap who, whilst maybe lacking in the intimate detail of plantsmanship, is a keen amateur...
    Elainfiz - with an answer like that from your hubby - you just had to be from round here!! Wayeye!!No he hasn't started, nor will he! I found another chap who, whilst maybe lacking in the...
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  3. Fran

    Sad but nature

    The noice shouldn't bother them at all, they will have been aware of it when they built their nest - though don't peak.The female usually goes missing for a bit when she's incubating the eggs -...
    The noice shouldn't bother them at all, they will have been aware of it when they built their nest - though don't peak.The female usually goes missing for a bit when she's incubating the eggs - as I recall, it takes 1-2 weeks to hatch and then a further 4 weeks til they leave the nest....
    The noice shouldn't bother them at all, they will have been aware of it when they built their nest - though don't peak.The female usually goes missing for a bit when she's incubating the eggs - as I recall, it takes 1-2 weeks to hatch and then...
    The noice shouldn't bother them at all, they will have been aware of it when they built their nest - though don't peak.The female usually goes missing for a bit when she's incubating the eggs -...
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  4. Fran

    Newt or Sand Lizard

    Glad you found out it wasn't me!! I didn't think I'd said that?? But I do forget things - must be getting old....
    Glad you found out it wasn't me!! I didn't think I'd said that?? But I do forget things - must be getting old....
    Glad you found out it wasn't me!! I didn't think I'd said that?? But I do forget things - must be getting old....
    Glad you found out it wasn't me!! I didn't think I'd said that?? But I do forget things - must be getting old....
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  5. Fran

    Could we do it?

    Like it Fran...
    Like it Fran...
    Like it Fran...
    Like it Fran...
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  6. Marley Farley

    What Camera...???

    Thanks Fran. I shall definately go & try one out now...!!!! [ 24. May 2006, 12:51 PM: Message edited by: Marley Farley ]
    Thanks Fran. I shall definately go & try one out now...!!!! [ 24. May 2006, 12:51 PM: Message edited by: Marley Farley ]
    Thanks Fran. I shall definately go & try one out now...!!!! [ 24. May 2006, 12:51 PM: Message edited by: Marley Farley ]
    Thanks Fran. I shall definately go & try one out now...!!!! [ 24. May 2006, 12:51 PM: Message edited by: Marley Farley ]
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  7. DAG

    Your Other-Half's Moto

    O/H is speechless when I tell him how perfect I am (cough cough) ! :D :D :D
    O/H is speechless when I tell him how perfect I am (cough cough) ! :D :D :D
    O/H is speechless when I tell him how perfect I am (cough cough) ! :D :D :D
    O/H is speechless when I tell him how perfect I am (cough cough) ! :D :D :D
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  8. Honey Bee

    Who else should be working????

    I should be asleep but I am reading up on trachycarpus ailments for waco!!!
    I should be asleep but I am reading up on trachycarpus ailments for waco!!!
    I should be asleep but I am reading up on trachycarpus ailments for waco!!!
    I should be asleep but I am reading up on trachycarpus ailments for waco!!!
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  9. Liz

    Proper camera!

    Took these today in brief respite from rain. Not nearly as crisp as other photographers here, but will do until someone else in the family upgrades!
    Took these today in brief respite from rain. Not nearly as crisp as other photographers here, but will do until someone else in the family upgrades!
    Took these today in brief respite from rain. Not nearly as crisp as other photographers here, but will do until someone else in the family upgrades!
    Took these today in brief respite from rain. Not nearly as crisp as other photographers here, but will do until someone else in the family upgrades!
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  10. Fran

    Blast from the Past

    Liz: you got me wondering about Whitey, so I looked it up on Google:http://www.seniorsnetwork.co.uk/reminiscence/dickbarton.htmBBC's first daily radio serial! I knew it was popular, but 711...
    Liz: you got me wondering about Whitey, so I looked it up on Google:http://www.seniorsnetwork.co.uk/reminiscence/dickbarton.htmBBC's first daily radio serial! I knew it was popular, but 711 episodes? How did they do it?Saw the films on Saturday Morning Pictures and scared the hell out of...
    Liz: you got me wondering about Whitey, so I looked it up on Google:http://www.seniorsnetwork.co.uk/reminiscence/dickbarton.htmBBC's first daily radio serial! I knew it was popular, but 711 episodes? How did they do it?Saw the films on...
    Liz: you got me wondering about Whitey, so I looked it up on Google:http://www.seniorsnetwork.co.uk/reminiscence/dickbarton.htmBBC's first daily radio serial! I knew it was popular, but 711...
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  11. Paladin

    What can you see?

    ^ Hawkeye Me thinks :D
    ^ Hawkeye Me thinks :D
    ^ Hawkeye Me thinks :D
    ^ Hawkeye Me thinks :D
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  12. Fran

    They're mad of course

    Ah, so that's why people ask about you Scoobying - thought it was something to do with, actually I won't say, you probably know what I thought it was to do with!And all that good work - wow! ...
    Ah, so that's why people ask about you Scoobying - thought it was something to do with, actually I won't say, you probably know what I thought it was to do with!And all that good work - wow! Fantastic.I think most enthusiast clubs are friendly , the love of what you're interested in...
    Ah, so that's why people ask about you Scoobying - thought it was something to do with, actually I won't say, you probably know what I thought it was to do with!And all that good work - wow! Fantastic.I think most enthusiast clubs are...
    Ah, so that's why people ask about you Scoobying - thought it was something to do with, actually I won't say, you probably know what I thought it was to do with!And all that good work - wow! ...
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  13. frogesque

    Eagle Eye Webcam

    They are certainly doing very well... nice to see.
    They are certainly doing very well... nice to see.
    They are certainly doing very well... nice to see.
    They are certainly doing very well... nice to see.
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  14. Fran

    Springwatch

    Take a look http://www.bbc.co.uk/devon/content/webcams/nestbox_webcam.shtml
    Take a look http://www.bbc.co.uk/devon/content/webcams/nestbox_webcam.shtml
    Take a look http://www.bbc.co.uk/devon/content/webcams/nestbox_webcam.shtml
    Take a look http://www.bbc.co.uk/devon/content/webcams/nestbox_webcam.shtml
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  15. Fran

    How well do you know your planet

    45 and not impressed , I thought I should have done better. Good fun though.
    45 and not impressed , I thought I should have done better. Good fun though.
    45 and not impressed , I thought I should have done better. Good fun though.
    45 and not impressed , I thought I should have done better. Good fun though.
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  16. Rich

    In case you missed it...

    Oh Dear...Sandy Shaw "Puppet on a string" our 1st holiday abroad to Isle of Elba Italy , and every Taverna would play this when English people walked in we flew with Freddie Laker..in a BAC 1.11...
    Oh Dear...Sandy Shaw "Puppet on a string" our 1st holiday abroad to Isle of Elba Italy , and every Taverna would play this when English people walked in we flew with Freddie Laker..in a BAC 1.11 Hows that for history?
    Oh Dear...Sandy Shaw "Puppet on a string" our 1st holiday abroad to Isle of Elba Italy , and every Taverna would play this when English people walked in we flew with Freddie Laker..in a BAC 1.11 Hows that for history?
    Oh Dear...Sandy Shaw "Puppet on a string" our 1st holiday abroad to Isle of Elba Italy , and every Taverna would play this when English people walked in we flew with Freddie Laker..in a BAC 1.11...
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  17. Hornbeam

    Garden stories and poems

    Oh Fran that is lovely.
    Oh Fran that is lovely.
    Oh Fran that is lovely.
    Oh Fran that is lovely.
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  18. chkm8

    avatar test

    worked ok ;) Something for your avatar to chase! :D
    worked ok ;) Something for your avatar to chase! :D
    worked ok ;) Something for your avatar to chase! :D
    worked ok ;) Something for your avatar to chase! :D
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  19. sheppy

    Non-Gardeners

    :D Yes, shhhhhhhhh! Soar point at the moment! ;)She might reach for another ciggy! ;)
    :D Yes, shhhhhhhhh! Soar point at the moment! ;)She might reach for another ciggy! ;)
    :D Yes, shhhhhhhhh! Soar point at the moment! ;)She might reach for another ciggy! ;)
    :D Yes, shhhhhhhhh! Soar point at the moment! ;)She might reach for another ciggy! ;)
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  20. Rich

    Shame its the old shirt.

    is that your mum?
    is that your mum?
    is that your mum?
    is that your mum?
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