GC New Year's Eve party ...

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    You don't get out of Hosting jobs quite *that* easily ... first, you are on coat duty; then, you have to introduce the shy ones, calm down the rowdy ones and then .... I may just let you take a wee breather under that table ;) :heehee:
     
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      I have delegated coat duty to @Zigs (he has his hip-flask to keep him going until he can get to the drinks table), @ARMANDII has 'volunteered' to calm the rowdy ones down (he used to be a bouncer you know), and @wiseowl is our resident caring bird to take care of the shy ones - - - I will of course keep an eye on the drinks for you..... ;)
       
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        Wouldnt that be better in the bathroom? :whistle::heehee:
         
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          Well, I've rounded up the Chippendales so we can all play some party games :yes: :yahoo: (with those strong, shapely legs I'm sure us ladies will be *completely* satisfied :wub2: ).


















          Anyone for musical chairs?
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            Trust me, by the time our FC has finished sploshing alcohol out of the funnel it really wouldn't make *any* difference and no one will notice any minor *accidents* (he'll be swimming in it :loll:) :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
             
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              Really? Ok ... well, you do know that his role in his school Christmas play was ...

              ... The Artful Dodger :whistle: Just saying! :heehee:
               
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                At least I won't end up asleep, upside down, behind the telly.......
                 
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                  Which year was it someone went into a wardrobe, and tried to flush a white boot with an empty coat hanger?:dunno::heehee:
                   
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                    Nah, just oops upside your head :rolleyespink: :heehee:
                     
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                      The year @Zigs was on toilet duty? :heehee:
                       
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                        That is nothing - the best laugh was when @shiney went to the loo, and was fascinated by the automatic light that came on when he opened the door.......
                         
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                            And I was looking for the gas mantle! :noidea:
                             
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                              I've been cleaning out gutters all day long and now Mrs Shiney tells me that they aren't the type of gutter that our drunken staff end up in! :doh:
                               
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                                I"ve heard of those, and heard tales about those who then spent 30 minutes or more trying to find the switch to turn it (plus the noisy fan) off, searching inside the bathroom and on the outside walls whilst opening and closing the door setting it off again and again.
                                 
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