Bad taste barn!!!

Posh eh??

 

Probably, you always was a trouble maker

 

Posh eh?? asks the hoi poloi --

I am no stranger to a triangular sandwich.

 

Well a half eaten ham one, that is.

I get the feeling this is going round in circles.

 

I'll leave this one here to remember 13 years later then

Two idiots are painting the roof of the barn...
Two idiots are painting the roof of the barn when it catches on fire. The only way down is to jump into the manure pile.

The first idiot says, “I’ll jump first and tell you how deep it is.” He jumps, and a few seconds later the second idiot hears, “it’s only ankle deep!”

The second idiot jumps and says, “What on earth? I’m up to my neck!”

And the first idiot says, “Well you jumped feet first.“