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    Is it really news that yet another top footballer has been a naughty boy? Surely it would be more of a story if the news sleuths tracked down a player who just liked to spend his free time down at the allotment growing champion spuds.
     
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      Well, certainly I might be more willing to give a d*mn, then. Particularly if there were full colour centrefold photos of the spuds in all the Sunday mags. That'd have us all agog.
       
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        With their jackets off? Phwoar!
         
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        Apparently, David Beckham went to the Pie & Mash shop to show he's just an ordinary bloke.
         
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        Be careful which potato you're talking about, rumour has it that one of them has a super injunction to prevent you naming him.

        Stop Press: An MP has named King Edward under parlimentary priviliege rules, he's been associated with a former big brother contestant called Desiree :heehee:
         
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          Pie, mash and liquor........now your talking Ziggy. That's what I miss from living in Essex. Don't think they've heard of it up here!
           
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          Have you got a recipe for liquor Sheal, I guess its just made from Vimto up there:heehee:
           
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          Well, it looks like this particular footballer has scored an own goal.:cry3: I bet his own tatties were in great danger when the other half found out.:heehee::loll::D

          Just a thought, could he be accused of "chitting" on his wife.???
           
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            Sorry Ziggy, you're thinking the wrong sort of liquor. A Londoners term for parsley sauce. I love it! :love30:
             
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            Rumours that he's also been associated with Nadine, Cara and Charlotte.

            He's also gone down in everyone's Estima tion.
             
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              Bet she gave him a right Rocket.
               
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