O o chongo...was in trouble last night !!!

To cut a long,long story short...at the back of my garden tucked away Mr Lolimac treated me to a summer house.I named it Myosotis Lodge...(a few months before my old dog died he 'helped' me scatter some forgetmenot seeds which now surround it..hence the name.) Yesterday Mr Loimac rigged up the log burner and was itching to get it going.We waited till dusk because i was concerned we upset anyone if it decided to smoke.
Log burner lit ,(and i can honestly say i can cause more smoke with my fags than the stove did ) and a couple of whiskeys later we were sat real cozy having a chat (inbetween popping in and out to check for any smoke,which by the way there wasn't any).The next thing was the man who lives in the house backing on to us which incidently is approx 120 foot away was hanging over the ( 8ft ) fence and he asked us in a not so polite manner what we thought we were doing...he wasn't a happy bunny.I was proud of my self as i didn't fly off the handle ( the whiskey had mellowed me) but did explain what we were doing .He continued to rant and rave and by this time he was starting to wind me up somewhat...when i started to get larey he said he thought it was a sauna and didn't want steam floating into his garden every night...he oviously didn't listen to me but i told him a sauna was our next project.....we have lived here for 20years and been as quiet as mice,always careful not to inconvenience anyone.The summer house is tucked away with shrubs growing up at the back so its not as thought he can even see it.Sorry but the man is a prat and next time he pops his head over the fence i don't think i'l be quite so polite:gaagh:.Rant over ..sorry for the long post....

 

If he pops his head over again totally ignore him as though he isn't there!!! Some people are not even worth wasting breath on. Enjoy your summer house!!

Val

 

I don't get what his problem was, the fire or the fact that you were in your summerhouse in your garden? Whats it got to do with him ?

Next time you go in there, smear the top of the fence with Spurge Sap, Chilli powder & Estrogen. That'll give him something to complain about.

 

Thank you Gemini for your support...i will enjoy my summerhouse.I know we've done nothing wrong,don't really know why i'm trying to convince myself....
Good old Zig,i just knew you'd come up with a solution :yess:

 

Carpet grippers, that was the extra ingredient I was looking for:DOH:I could only think of Estrogen as I was picturing him growing breasts as his eyes & other mucus membranes were screaming in pain:DOH:

 

Brilliant...:yess:i'm squeezing the life out of some spurge as we speak
estrogen i'm not so sure about.. don't want any competition eh !!!!

 

You're showing your era with the O o Chongo title, Banana Splits show 1970s It's Danger Island Next.

Just tried to google it, but it came up with spanish lesbians :DOH:

 

:D Wash your hands afterwards

 

Nothing to do with me

 

On top of the fence already is my over grown ivy (looks lovely)and it's only over grown to try and block out his security light...Thats another story...i've never complained YET ...But it's good ammo to fire back with

 

I'm glad its not just me that suffers the annoyance of the garden police (neighbours who's lives are so dull and disappointing they feel it necessary to pass judgement on everyone else).

Don't let it grind you down. Just ignore the sad little man.

Alternatively, you could easily catch him off guard by being lovely, and inviting him to join you and your good chap for an evening drink. I think people feel really bad if their attempts to upset someone result in random kindness, the effect he is looking for is to make you feel uncomfortable. By inviting him over, you instantly win. If he declines, he knows he seems antisocial and has rejected the olive branch. If he accepts, he knows he has to sit and make small talk with the people he's just had a go at.

 

yes your absolutley right,i've got scars on my arms to prove it..nasty stuff...him over the fence is a walk in park compared to that stuff..even though i like it..

 

I feel i'm quite a good judge of character and the pillock doesn't seem the type..but i could invite him for a meal ....:D maybe Taxus Baccata stroganoff