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We're being kept in the dark Clueless.
Knowing Ziggy, it will either be a gargantuan Bruenhilda type - or more likely one of these:-

 

No need to pass the buck Ziggy, you're as bad as each other, but I can take it!

In the words of Dick Emery.....'Oh you are awful!' Saw a clip of his the other day, he still makes me laugh.

Now, are you going to put these other people out of their misery and tell them what's going on?

 

Thanks for that. That's brilliant. I should explain why I like this so much.

My favourite car out of all the cars I've ever owned was a girt big Volvo estate, a 940 to be precise. Despite being built like a tank, she was surprisingly economical (near 40mpg on a run, fully laden). She was a thing of beauty, but only if you knew her. She had heated armchairs, infinite leg room, an almost silent 2.3 litre engine that could pull a train. Sadly she had to go to the great motorway in the sky after I discovered she had a number of very expensive faults (she was 17, and had done over quarter a million miles), but I've always vowed that I'd get another one one day. Being Swedish, and beautiful but built like a tank, I called her Helga. Such beautiful machines need a name. When I get another one I can't offend the memory of Helga by calling the new one Helga, so I need another good strong Nordic lady's name. Bruenhilda sounds good to me.