The Jack McHammocklashing Retirement Party Thread

But isn't Jack into 'sub-culture', so surely wont be into mainstream stuff like you suggest?

 

Is it only me that has a "Twin Peaks" feel about Dim's pic.?

 

Make it so number 3663

 

Happy retirement wishes jack im sooo on lambrini with u all tomo xx

 

You got my number Zig. I'll send the Log round

 

In the words of my grandson, just one 'sleep' to go Jack then you're a free man, not a number. Enjoy yourself!

 

when i left work and came to live here in derbyshire with darran,i felt lost a bit,i was used to workin 12hr shifts aswell when needed...took me some time to stop decorating to fill the void of the manic manchester life and slow down and thanks to u lot gardening now takes up most of my time,im chilled jack is already in the thick of gardening and thats with working! so i bet jack that you cant wait to get stuck in another 6 hrs a day xx

 

Thanks everyone, I got another two bottles of Malt today and six crystal whisky glasses, along with a maritime compass :-)

I shall bring them along tonight, other than that it is cardboard cups I am afraid

Looking forward to the Curry Shiney

John I am sorry I just can not extend working another week, tomorrow will be long enough as it is

They insist I work to the finish at 18:30,
Usually anyone else who has left says sod it and bails out at noon

I will not give them the satisfaction of that, I will stay to the end
It is not the money I have just got my lump sum pensions, it is the principal of it
crack him he will go at noon and we can stop him £40, well the laugh will be on them
as they finish at 16:00 only they have to stay to remove my codes computer keys and building access passes, then escort me off the premises :-)

Balls in their court after fifty years four hours work aint nothing

See you at the party and thanks for setting it up Ziggy

I have just finished baking 30 sausage rolls and two bacon and egg pies
will bring them along too

Unless a stretched limo picks me up at 18:30 and whisks me off on a world cruise
see you all at eight

Regards all Jack McHammocklashing

 

Yo look after ya self Jack & enjoy every 2nd of it best wishes and happy days Our Mon God bless yo & Mrs McHammoklashing see ya @ the party ile bring my flask with tons of sugger in it Ziggy c ya all @ the party Currry n Tay n sausage rolls iv died n gone to Heven

 

I'm on my way now Shiney.....

 

Gotta have something American as well........ hot apple pie and vanilla icecream! Something to cool off the taste buds after Shineys blow your head off curry!!

 

One pan full? Jack will eat that on his own!