The Jack McHammocklashing Retirement Party Thread

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  1. Jack McHammocklashing

    Jack McHammocklashing Sludgemariner

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    Avatar is I, unfortuanately I can not play the squeeze box (cough totally wrong subject in naval terms cough cough Honest I never have :-)

    I can only play the Gitfiddle :-)

    Last orders at the virtual mobile bar please last orders

    We have got your money now Foxtrot Oscar and go home

    Whats this oh a half bottle of Talisker ten year Mmmmnn

    Jack McH ( Do guys do squiggly ? ) I feel a bit squiggly
     
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      Well, seeing as you mentioned it:

       
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      Ladies ladies come on, last chance

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      Yer dancin

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      Err can I tak yer ome

      Shanks or Fast Black ?

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      Well I enjoyed the night (sad old git)

      Thanks clueless and Sheal :-)

      Bars just closed good night
      Today is the first day of my new life,

      Jack McHammocklashing
       
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        You have a good taste in music Mr Jack:)

        According to the wife, the bar is now closed here too. There will be plenty more Fridays and Saturdays.
         
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        Saturdays will now be the days when you wonder why the shops are so busy, or why the kids aren't at school, then realise it's the weekend.
         
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          Passed out early:snooze: that malt was smashing Jack:dbgrtmb:.....
          All the very best and hope you feel ok this morning....
          I'm off to work now......unlike some...JACK.....:WINK1:
           
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            Glad you had a good time Jack. Hope your head isn't banging too bad this am!! Here's wishing you the best for times ahead. Enjoy yourself and do some of the things you've always wanted to but never got around to doing. Be healthy and happy and stay a bit crazy!!
             
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              Hya jack ma wee lad,
              I made the cheese straws - so glad you liked them I have another batch on the go for tonight. We're going to a Titanic party . I am in Navy blue overalls as Leading fireman Fred Barratt who survived.
              I know all this twaddle is much too early for you on your first day of retirement. Hope Mrs M brings you up a cup of tea a bit later. About 9.30 I reckon. Have a lovely first day kid,
              xx Jenny namaste
               
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                Well, Jack, after a good old knees up and a 'few' bevvies I'm sure you are rarin' to start in your new 7 day a week, 52 weeks a year job. It can be a bit tough trying to fit everything in but I'm sure you'll give it a good go! :dbgrtmb:

                It's secure for life so no worries. You don't need any special passes but there are a number of bonuses you can get by mentioning 'I'm a pensioner'! :thumbsup: If you play your cards right you can have all the discounts and special services and, if you're having a problem with any business or bureaucracy, remember to play the special 'I'm a confuse pensioner' card or the 'you're picking on me becaue I'm a pensioner' card.

                Don't forget to get your wrinklies' discount card for some of the DIY stores.

                Last but not least, don't take any nonsense from these young whippersnappers :heehee:

                Enjoy your retirement :dancy:

                P.S. I'm keeping some of the curry in the freezer for you for any time you want to turn up. It's labelled 'Jack's Scran' so you can ask for it if I'm AWOL. :snork:
                 
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                  Hey Jack.
                  Who took the video?
                   
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                    What was wrong with my cake?? :cry3: Apart from the fact that I accidentally ate it all.
                     
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                      Aaaah Clara,
                      I was looking for you to trade off a few cheese straws for a slice of your cake. Conspicuous by your abscence. Eat your cake today Clara - wear it tommorra :loll:
                      Jenny namaste
                       
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