GC Christmas Party (BYO)

Where's Jack and the sausage 'lady' gone

 

You shouldn't ask that during a party

 

Oh yes....we'll have to have another GC Christmas partysee if anyone else turns up.....i'll get on to Mum for some more mince pies you tell Harry to leave out the sausages safest bet ...incase Jack brings his 'friend' to the next one

 

Oh - bother,
not like me to miss a GC party,
must have nodded off

 

Oops, that may have been down to the splosh of brandy I mixed into the mincemeat Sorry Jenny (but then I didn't think you would eat the *whole* plateful )

 

Worth it Mum,
they were awsome,

 

Do not worry, my lady friend will not be attending again, she took the rum and sausages, taxi money and off into the night, never to be seen again

I only have Absynthe and some cheese sticks with me tonight, Lets PARTY

Jack McH

Ooops I can not, it is the very high tide, and massive waves tonight, so I am going down the rocks with my camera I have left the booze and the cheese thingys for you

Jack McH

 

Aw Jack.....drop in on your way back....we'll save you some

 

That sounds remarkably like my ex, and the best bit is, I'm not even kidding

 

You go steady Jack. The weather's not looking too clever ATM
Make sure you've got a good torch, tripod and the flash on your camera's working.
Looking forward to seeing your mermaid piccies,
Jenny

 

Anyone got some of those cheesy balls?

 

DON'T LOOK AT ME LOLI,
Jenny

 

If we really must have christmas music, lets at least choose something jolly