Fancy being Stonehenges Manager?

I've just heard the owners of Stonehenge are looking for a Manager. How does £65,000 per annum grab you? You must be able to foster a good relationship with the Druids apparently.

No, it's not the first day of April.

 

Money is ok but the travelling. Could be made nice with a few climbers.

 

Do they also need to be nice to Travellers?

 

Aargh, imagine having to watch those throngs of gum-chewing French teenagers mincing round it all day long, far more interested in flirting with their latest squeeze than paying proper respects to our venerable monument.

I'm sure the British, Italian and Spanish ones are just as bad.

 

I wonder how they worked out the salary? Okay you have to keep the druids happy, but isn't it a bit excessive just to look after some stones?