Latest moan from you and me, 2015

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  1. wiseowl

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    Good morning @Sheal my friend that is word for word what Mrs Woo says:lunapic 130165696578242 5:but its definitely earwax caused by flying to high:whistle:
     
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      Please don't read this post if you are of a sensitive and delicate nature:lunapic 130165696578242 5:

      Good morning talking about earwax:sofa::heehee: I have tried everything on the market including Olive Oil with out Popeye I used to have my ears syringed out every two years but my surgery has stopped doing it because they say it can cause damage,fancy telling Woo that after having it done for at least 30 years;);)
       
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        Have you tried ear candles?
         
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          They covered these on the trust me im a dr programme and they are aparently a completele sham. Which is the exact words she used

          Heres is the video clip section on ear wax

           
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            Thank you @Dips much appreciated my friend it was very informative I shall have to see what can be done in regards that tiny vacuum cleaner:ThankYou:
            @shiney did you mean Fork handles:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
             
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              You're welcome @wiseowl hope you can find someone with a tiny vaccum and it helps :-)
               
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                Is there a local clinic that you could go to instead @wiseowl ?
                 
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                  There's a Avian Veterinary about 10 miles away but he doesn't like treating Owls:lunapic 130165696578242 5:only joking my friend I will try and locate a local private clinic:smile:
                   
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                    @wiseowl apparently you should never have your ear syringed unless it is with a specialist. The wrong pressure could not only damage your ear drum but could also give you tinnitus!!!!
                    Just keep up with the olive oil, eventually the ears will clean themselves.
                     
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                      No I meant some 'ose!
                       
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                        Good evening @val my friend so that's how I got tinnitus,thank you for your sound advice:smile:
                         
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                          Urgent things that are not remotely urgent!

                          Today, I am on a rest period that I have legally got to take to comply with drivers hours regulations, and was looking forward to getting cracking in the garden quite early. This morning, I got a call that the police were looking to obtain some CCTV urgently from our premises, so I told the staff member calling me that I could come in but only if it was genuinely urgent, and even then I could only let them view the footage, as they would have to wait until tomorrow for it to be transferred to a DVD to take away.

                          This was relayed back to the police when they called my colleague back about an hour later, and they were insistent that they see the footage today as it was urgent; he in turn called me and I had to head into work.

                          When I got there, I opened up and started to hunt for the footage required, only to find out that the incident was an egg (raw) getting thrown at a parked car from another car two days ago! No actual damage was done to the car, other than the cost of cleaning the egg off.

                          I can understand the desire to find the idiot that threw the egg, but it is hardly an emergency situation that required a call out on a Sunday? Worst still, I am now going to have to try and work in a period of 24-hours rest somewhere in the next couple of days, or else I will be working illegally thanks to PC plod!
                           
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                            @wiseowl Do you really have tinnitus?? If you are serious I really really sympathise, I had this for a short time and it nearly drove me crazy!! Don't ever let anyone near your ears again, far too delicate and sensitive to be messed around with!!! :old:
                             
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                              I've had tinnitus for five years now, you do learn to live with it, my moans for this weekend is for some reason my heart has been having palpitations for the last two days and has made me feel very anxious
                               
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