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Cloning

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Phil A, Nov 23, 2010.

  1. Phil A

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    What a hoot Ziggy - not sure my family would want another one of me!

    It would be interesting to know if people wanted to come back on earth after their demise and if so, as whom? Perhaps I could return as A Tiger Woods clone - there's probably a few of those around anyway.......
     
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    Hmmm, kind of unsettling really!!! :scratch:

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  5. Phil A

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    :yez: Imagine loads of Ziggys s00k
     
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    s00ks00k Lots of Ziggy's..??? s00k:D:D I think I will just stick with one of you Zig... :rotfl: One's enough..!! :rotfl::rotfl:
     
  7. Phil A

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    Mind you, there are Ziglets already,

    Eldest one sent me a link to a topless calendar shes posed for for charity :dh: That'll be me daughter then :halp:

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    Do I get reimbursed if the clone runs away? No. If your child keeps running away, that's probably because you are doing a less-than-stellar job as a parent. We recommend you both go to family counseling with a trained specialist as soon as possible. "
     
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    :dh::help: Oh no Zig... Not your precious little girl..!!!! :rotfl: Funny how they grow up... Much like we did really then Zig, s00k just the family shockers & we all did them I think, are a little more, shall we say liberal these days with the digital age.... :dh::cry::D
     
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    Is that a wee company you're running on the side then Ziggy :D
    If you're looking for people to clone you could do my husband - the world could do with more just like him :gnthb:
     
  10. Phil A

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    Be round in the morning Alice. Going to need a bit of his Deoxyribose Nucleaic Acid though, little toe should suffice.:wink:

    http://vimeo.com/4517310

    Or maybe some of the above :thmb:
     
  11. Phil A

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    Shes a good girl, if not a little open with things that I couldn't discuss with my parents.

    Will I get thrown off the site if I put a link to the charity calender ? Its in the stylee of the wi charity calender that they made a film of, just with more corsets & stockings.
     
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    Don't come too early Ziggy.
    When the workies round here say they'll come first thing in the morning they mean it - they're ringing the bell at 7.30 :(
    For goodness sake - a girl needs time to get her curlers out :lollol:
    But if a little toe is all you need to clone that man I'll have it all ready for you - I could do that kind of surgery with a spoon :yez:
    PS - should I keep the toe on ice or will refrigerated be enough :halp:
    PPS - When will that clone be old enough to work ?
     
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    PS - should I keep the toe on ice or will refrigerated be enough :halp:
    PPS - When will that clone be old enough to work ?[/quote]

    Just a dried bit should do.

    2027 legally.

    Workmen come round at 7.30 because they like seeing you in your curlers & dressing gowns.:D
     
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    Ziggy, will you just cancel that order for the clone.
    If they can't work til 2027 they're no use to me.
    I'm so disappointed :cry:
     
  15. Phil A

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    Too late, the vats are already bubbling. Sure we can find a use for him somewhere.

    I hear Morrisons are looking for cloned workers :gnthb:

    Cheers for the toenail :gnthb:
     
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