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  1. HYDROGEN86

    HYDROGEN86 Head Gardener

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    Why not times are hard??
     
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    Sell what you got and keep what you got. . . . . Sounds an ideal deal to me. Cheers, Tony.
     
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    • strongylodon

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      Let us know how much you make weekly, I might want something to fill my time in and I don't think age matters does it? :D
       
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      • HYDROGEN86

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        Age is not a matter, but we would attract more business as a twosome if your up for it?
         
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        • simbad

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          Really HYDROGEN I nearly choked on my tea :loll::loll:
           
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          • *dim*

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            I could never ever sell my body

            it's for free
             
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            • JWK

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              Shouldn't this thread be in the "For Sale" sub-forum?
               
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              • Trunky

                Trunky ...who nose about gardening

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                Blimey!
                Are you really that ugly?
                :runhills:
                 
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                • Victoria

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                  I believe it's the old profession in the world.

                  I personally cannot vouch for this as I have not been involved in this profession .. but I have no problems with it if it is regulated, ie, health regulations as in Holland and other countries.

                  In my opinion, legalised it would eliminate a LOT of problems in countries who do not condone it.
                   
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                  Dunno ... no one has ever called me ugly or fugly .... but I am known to be 'generous'

                  :cool:
                   
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                  When I was younger, this prostitute came up to me and said would I like a good time? I said I would like to but I only have £1, she said its ok love, I have change.
                   
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                  • HarryS

                    HarryS Eternally Optimistic Gardener

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                    I was in Paris a few years ago , and this lady of the night approached me and said " Monsieur! Would you like to sleep with me for €50 ? ". I said "well I am not very tired , but I could do with the money" :D
                     
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                    • Val..

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                      As long as your shed is heated.:D
                       
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                      • HYDROGEN86

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                        Only by body heat :heehee:
                         
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