Drop Bears

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      Did you know, there used to be wild haggis in Australia, but they were all hunted to local extinction by the drop bears.
       
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        That's why the last of them emigrated to Scotland, no Eucaliptus trees :phew:
         
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          They have also become much faster since moving to Scotland, providing of course they are running in the right direction; best way to catch them is to try and block them off so they turn around quickly and then they just fall over.....
           
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            Just sit and wait on a mountain side. They always walk round the mountain anti clockwise. Their leftlegs are shorter than their right, so if they try to go clockwise, they fall.
             
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              Apparently Robbie Burns was trying to get one's address :th scifD36:

              Mind you, I heard he had a Pampas Grass on his front lawn :whistle:
               
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              Ah, so you have been to Scotland and have passed the first and second level training course ;)
               
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