Suggest a Christmas present for neighbour’s wife?

LOL, yes, as it happens, I was thinking of ordering one for myself ....... and then thought Baileys would be a good idea for her/them too.

 

You need to find out what they like to drink.
Best way is having a look in their dustbin, when they put it out, but before it gets collected.

Back in the summer I cut my neighbours laurel hedge back hard, it was way out of control and had been for a few years. Any way I lopped it all and shredded it all afterwards.

Two days later I found a box of 20 bottles of Stella on my doorstep with a note saying thanks for cutting back the hedge.

When I thanked him a few days later he said I knew what you liked by the empties in your bin, He's a dustman and empties the bins around here.

Thing is, although I get on well with him, his wife has never even looked in my direction in 20yrs , let alone say hello, and puts her head down if I see her in the supermarket.