Steptoe and son

Give her a jar of pickled onions and some soap!!!:D

 

got one of them now :D

Well i recon she might be jealous of me (an not being big headed here ) cos im doing quite well formyself now :thumb:

 

Well done you. I hope it continues for EVER, your doing well for yourself that is. Let us know how the poster is received. I still feel a romance comming along here

 

ill put this the nicest way i can
your more her type

i hope it continues to ive never worked for someone an hope i never have to :D

 

EEK!!!

 

Do i take it from that then ypu dont want me to pass ur email address on to her

 

LOL... Dont you dare. I prefer the more manly kinda partner. Please dont tell me she has facial hair and chews tobacco.

 

she is built like a rugby player and has a face like a bulldog licking pi$$ off a nettle are you sure u dont want me to get you in contact ???

 

lol.. nice visual (NOT) :( You dare and I will whip yer gonads with the very same nettles, then cover you in peanut butter (the crunchy kind) and leave you for the sewer rats to feast on
P.S. Know anything about weed suppressent application?

 

Playing hard toget eh :rolleyes: what do you mean weed suppressent application ?

 

Well as you may or not know. I recently had a garden makeover and had decorative gravel put down with the intention of using containers. However despite the use of weed suppressent membrane I have noticed the odd stray blade of grass coming through. Can I use a weed suppressent as some of the grass is very close to the pots with my precious and expensive shrubs in them.

 

Nut, by your admission youve already got membrane therfore you need to resort to weedkiller eg roundup.

If the contractor had used well compacted sub base of type one then a decent layer of chippings then you would not have had a problem. If you want to replace the membrane then you need to use genuine terram of the heavy grade, the normal cheapo landscape membrane is crap.

 

Ah weedkiller if its just grass id get a bottle of weedol and carefully spray it on when theres no wind allthough it shouldnt harm shurubs anyway

 

Actually if its just the odd bit just pull it out lol

 

If you think for one min I am going to take the chipings up and replace the membrane you can think again, Do you know the cost of a decent manicure?? As to the sub base errrm me thinks he didnt use one. It was done by a friend of a friend cheaply so I cant ask him to come back and sort it either. So can I just douse it in weed killer? Will my pot plants be ok? Please dont say I have to move them as I dont want a hernia