FAVOURITE ONE LINERS

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I'LL START WITH A COUPLE:

1] Stress, is when you wake up sceaming and you realise you havn't gone to sleep yet!

2] Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of selfcontrol.

3] I started out with nothing, and still have most of it left.

 

Death.Natures way of telling you to slow down.

 

my signature below ... forgotten who said it. :D

 

when i left home and got my first house my Mother came for tea one night.i`d come in from work and was flying around apologising about the dust and stuff and she said "calm down Elaine,it`s clean muck" she had a funny way of talking did my mam.

 

The days of good English has went.

Seven days without laughter makes one weak.

Today's mighty oak was yesterday's nut.

I married Miss Wright but I didn't know her first name was 'Always'.

 

A weed is a plant in the wrong place

 

I started with nothing and worked my way up to extreme poverty.

 

Not actually old , but too old to die tragically young .

[ 28. March 2006, 04:34 PM: Message edited by: Tortuosa ]

 

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you!

 

Do as I say...Not what I do!

 

dogs have owners .. cats have servants.

 

DITTO..You dont own cats-Cats own you..

 

Those that ask, don't get, those that don't ask don't want!

(paternal saying that really used to ****** me off)

 

shy kids get nowt.