Dog Has Earache

A woman takes her dog to the vet as he has bad earache. The vet checks him out and and says that he will give him some antibiotics but she needs to keep the ear clear of hair. He tells her to get a depilatory, like Nair, to use on the dogs ear.

She goes into the chemist and asks if he sells Nair and he says, "Yes, but if you want to use it for under your arms you shouldn't shave for a week before using it".

She says, "It's not for under my arms."

So he says, "Well, if it's for your legs you shouldn't shave them for a week beforehand."

She says, "No, it's not for my legs. It's for my Schnauzer."

He says, "Well, in that case you shouldn't ride your bike for a week!"