The Jack McHammocklashing Retirement Party Thread

I attended the leaving do of a former colleague last summer Jack. It was just as you describe. "Thanks very much for all your hard work, now lets have your ID and pass card". It seems harsh I know, but at least now your time is your time

Anyway, I'll go to your virtual open bar and get myself a rum, and I salute you sir

 

Happy retirement Jack! Be careful with Shiney's curry, it's lethal!

My dad's providing the music if that's okay.



I don't drink, so that'll be a double water, with a milk chaser please!

 

Dads music is fine
Can he do the Dashing white sergeant please, then how is his AC/DC stuff

Jack McH

 

Don't know about those Jack, AC/DC would be difficult on an accordion. He served in the RAF so something more along those lines probably.

 

Excellent Mr Zig. Good tune. Although in my opinion the best one from Mr Belafonte is this one (the video I found is the only one featuring the song I untended but without the scantily ladies, ie the only one I saw that isn't 'dubious'):

 

Get him Telt Drink your milk and get on yer horse

Rock on Dad :-)

Jack McHammocklashing

 

I've not heard that before Jack, I'm not a fan of AC/DC.

Being a Navy man did you ever play a squeeze-box?

 

Look carefully at the man in the video. Look closely at his face, in particular the shape of the chin and jaw, the mouth and facial hair. Look also at the shape of the upper body, and towards the end of the video, the man's ears. Then compare all these features to Jack's avatar, which I presume is Jack.

 

Are you suggesting they are one and the same Clueless? Check out page 10 of Faces to Names in the Members Gallery.

 

Flipping eck the Pussers is empty,
Malt seriously damaged (Damage control party move into 3E2 Mess maintain condition Zulu)

Who made the cheesy straws they were great

Jack McH

 

Duh where are the scantily clad ladies, I may be old now but my heart it fine
Snow on the roof and fire in the cellar

Jack McH

 

You mean the page featuring Tom Baker?

http://gardenerscorner.co.uk/forum/threads/faces-to-names.452/page-10

 

Ells bells SHINEY Curry special, I just got last dabs at it
That was a cracker, will it be available at your open day ?

Jack McH

 

AQUA AQUA

Jack McH