"Evil" rose request

I'm in search of an unforgiving, 'evil', rip your shins off climbing rose Preferably scented!

I've "secured" my rear fence with some delightful rosa rugosa's + pyracanthas. But, my side fence (which adjoins a piece of 'no man's land and the local tennis courts) has a couple of vulnerable spots and it is a loooooooooog space to fill.

Recently, one lad decided his tennis ball was of such high value that vaulting my 6' fence to retrieve it was worth the risk of being caught by Ozzy (big softie), Ayle (mini dynamo) or ... me! Why he didn't simply knock on the door is beyond me (or, wait until 7pm when I make a point of throwing back all balls remaining in my garden).

So, I'm thinking a climbing rose is the order of the day - but I don't want another rosa rugosas (or pyracantha).

Any suggestions?

Thank you

PS: I'm not anti people having their balls back, but, having been burgled some years ago, it is not something I wish to be repeated and this episode highlighted that vulnerable area and could do with some 'natural' protection aka environmentally friendly burglar proofing (well, just so long as they don't come armed with secateurs )

 

How about a good old fashioned Dog Rose 'M', loads of nasty thorns!

 

Gertrude Jekyll has some pretty nasty thorns (but looks pretty and smells lovely too).

 

seagull

 

What about Berberis Thumbergii, nasty thorns

 

Not a rose I know but how about an ornamental bramble, particularly the golden leaved white stemmed variety - Rubus cockburnianus 'goldenvale' http://apps.rhs.org.uk/plantselector/plant?plantid=1719, it forms a very prickly thicket, also provides all year round attraction

 

Having spent much of the afternoon pruning pyracantha with my Rambling rector to look forward to tomorrow I would recommend barbed wire.

 

Maigold is really thorny!!!

Val