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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Phil A, Nov 23, 2014.

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  1. Jenny namaste

    Jenny namaste Total Gardener

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    bifurcated gotta be word of the week - whatever it is !!
    Jenny
     
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    :eeew: I look awful in underpants Ziggy
     
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      ahhhh....a fellow word-junkie:grphg:
       
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      No, all this is true, cross my heart and hope to die gov.

      Winner of GC word of the week with "Bifurcated."

      Dictionary definition being... "Two Cats locked together in a death struggle."
       
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        @Zigs......have you tried riding side saddle in a skirt?:snork:
         
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          I'll give it a go :)
           
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            Avoid Paris!
             
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              Abseulement pas :paladin:
               
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              Ohhh quel courageux......to be arrested by the Paris police wearing a skirt astride, well, something..........we'll all pray for you;) Why are you cold???
               
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                They don't scare me, been married to a half Czech, half mad woman :paladin:

                I'm cold because its only 10 c in here :sad: Mind you, its freezing outside so thats good :)

                Its illegal to buy a Bible on a Sunday. But you can buy porn.
                 
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                  Wait till Sunday and I'll sell you some. :blue thumb:
                   
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                    Porn??? :yikes: :thud: :mute:
                     
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                    Its a dam good job the farm i game keep on aint in barbaydus then lol
                    Im camoed up to the max real tree head gear mossyoak suit hands the works id be locked up and the key throwen away
                     
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                      Shhh!!! Don't tell anyone. :th scifD36: :whistle: ;) :heehee:
                       
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                        Hmmm, what an awful thing for a GC'er to do.

                        I dare you to try it clueless1.
                         
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