Dinner invite....

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  1. clueless1

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    Do snails eat a lot of Kit Kats and sausage rolls too? Or are Kit Kats and sausage rolls made out of snails?
     
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      Well I said sausage rolls, in hindsight it was actually pork pies. He came down to open up the nature park that I volunteer at. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-22492326

      I never met him (as in shook his hand - was too busy-there were over 2000 people there) but was nearby. The wildlife trust laid on a posh spread for him (volovants etc) and then found out at the last minute that he liked pork pies and biscuits etc. A really passionate guy about the enviroment though. He had had a speech prepared before he arrived and then hurriedly rewrote after being given a tour of the park as he was that impressed. He was locked away in the office for about half an hour while he rewrote his speech (and munched on a kit kat). This is the finished result.

       
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      I'd invite our two late fathers. There was so much they said and we either didn't pay attention to or have forgotten.

      On the subject of cars, I once had a little NSU Prinz called Puck. It often didn't start. "Oh Puck!"
       
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