Y'know, I still remember my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket ...."How far do you reckon I can kick this bucket?"
Richard Gere's father, Gottler, was a famous Norwegian ventriloquist.
Nemesia - oh .... that gorgeous vanilla scent[ATTACH]Cotoneaster horizontalis - awash with berries this year[ATTACH]Helenium...
Why is it there's always something to remind you how old you've become? Just received a Facebook notification from an old friend that this week is...
I dropped a full catering tub of margarine on my foot a couple of weeks ago, and it's still really painful.I can't believe it's not better.
Thanks @ViewAhead. But you know I can't remember when I last bought a CD. I'm tending to get all my music fix nowadays from Spotify, although if I...
One of the first things I did when I retired was to (painstakingly) copy all of these .....[ATTACH]..... onto this Brennan music server -...
Daley Thompson, Tessa Sanderson, and Steve Cram are all round at Seb Coes house for tea..Steve brought the fish,Daley brought the chips,...
Hey @mazambo - coss kick a bo ginst a wo n' yed it til it bosses?
I completed a 20 piece jigsaw today in 5 mins. I'm really chuffed with that because on the lid of the box it said 3 to 4 years.
When only a good riff will do[MEDIA]
If you watch Jaws backwards, it is a heart-warming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to people who need them.
My neighbour sees me kneeling down, busy in my garden and asks what I'm doing?""I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order""Really?! I...
I saw a frog and picked it upIt said if you kiss me I will turn in to a beautiful young, eternally grateful, princess.When I put it in my...
Paddy runs into the pub and shouts, “Murphy, some arsehole stole your car.”Murphy says, "Did you see who did it?"Paddy replies, "No, but I...
I can control my LED fish-tank lights from my phone or laptop. Can control the on/off times, the brightness and even the individual levels of red,...
Sorry @Obelix-Vendée but it would appear the BBC have now blocked anyone outside the UK from accessing this content. They apparently made this...
You can listen through BBC Sounds whenever it suits you. It's easy to set up an account that serves for both iPlayer & SoundsBBC Radio 4 -...
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Or washing?
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