Sarpo Mira is great !! Heavy cropper and no potato blight.Just don't overcook them -- they seem to require less time. Slightly pink skin, but...
An oldieA fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a shopping centre. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by...
A gardeners jokeA couple of potatoes married and had 3 baby potatoes who eventually went their own way to the big city.The parents were quite...
Sky News "Government to 'stop at nothing against gangs as number of Channel migrants rises"I thought they were already doing nothing.
Giving Sadiq Khan the title 'Sir'is like giving Tommy Robinson the title 'Ayatollah'
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
Kier Starmer visits Saudi Arabia to strengthen economic ties between the Arab state and the UK."Despite this man's appalling human rights...
I live in a Labour constituency.Starmer paid me a surprise visit last week for a quick chat.My hearing aids were playing up so I didn't here...
My car wouldn't start this morning. I looked under the bonnet and saw a bat sitting on the engine block.He said: "Good day to you Sir! And might...
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"Dad, can I put the heating on?""Yeah but it's part of your Christmas present"
NEWS FLASH ! UK would comply with Netanyahu arrest warrant, No 10 says.Netanyahu is rumoured to be considering giving himself up, to get bed and...
"I'm looking for a copy of 'How to avoid paying Tax by Buying a Farm'Yes, my name is J R Clarkson...."
An ancient Orchid bought from local Pound Shop many moons ago. [ATTACH] [ATTACH]
@LawnAndOrder Occupation: DilettanteI didn't know the meaning of Dilettante, so I asked Mrs C. You should know that -- because you are one....
An English man, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are sitting in the audience.Madji the magician comes on stage and asks "Can you see...
This afternoon -- Fatsia Japonica in a 30 litre plastic pot [ATTACH]
When Doris met Mabel for coffee.Doris "I've started seeing someone"Mabel "Do you mean dating, or hallucinating?"
I haven't seen a man beat a woman this badly since the Olympics.
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