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A joke for Gardeners"How do you cut daffodils?""Secateurs?""Nah, scissors."
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A thousand apologies @Michael Hewett. Dim Parcio it is then
I want to grow my own food, but I can't find any Bacon Seeds...
@pete you have a point there We have just started to learn Welsh too !Dim Tipio and Dim Parkio :spinning:
Aye, give them a chance. Are they in the ground, pots etc ? Did you add fertiliser ? - seed potatoes are partial to some fish, blood and bone...
@Bluejayway, yes we love North Wales.We were planning to buy an apartment for holidays, probably in Llandudno - but have you seen how much the...
A lovely walk along the path between Llandudno West Shore and Deganwy - North Wales. The hill on the left is the Great Orme, houses on the left...
Did you hear about the Chameleon who couldn't change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction!A frog, who wondered about his ancestry, went for a...
@ Mrs. B. We don't know what area you live. Is there a Specsavers or other optician that your dad can get to ? they will refer him for free if he...
Spa-medica are a private company used by the NHS, they have 51 clinics. The clinic that I went to at Newton Le Willows is a brand new property,...
Yesterday actually..... I kept my appointment at Spa-medica, a clinic specialising in cataract operations.Spec.... a nationwide opticians had...
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@ InTheMoorlands We had good results with Sarpo Mira - MaincropThere is lots to read about that variety on the internet. We put 2 seed potatoes...
Today's the day !Traditional date for planting seed potatoes.I have Main crop Sarpo Mira, second earlies Wilja and Nicola to plant in 30...
I don't want to die like Julius Caesar,surrounded by friends
No man is an Island, although my son Archie comes closeJack Pelago
I was abducted by Aliens. I was made to - wash my hands, clean my room and eat all my vegetables.Turns outI was on the Mothership.
Saw the worst mind reader ever last night..Mind reader: "Think of a card, any card."Me: "OK"Mind reader: "Visualize it in your mind."Me:...
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