I'm surprised it's that low.
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Lovely, Scotkat. :)
The other night the telly was jabbering to itself again and had got left on a particularly cringe-making, sycophantic programme about the royal...
Let us hope that there are no longer any HIPS inspectors on the prowl at this difficult time of year. Having eaten my bodyweight in Christmas...
You'd only wee in it first, Dai. You know you would.
Years ago, after a particularly good fancy dress party, a friend of mine decided to walk home in the wee small hours to 'get some fresh air'. A...
The Queen Mum's family spawned an impressive number of idiots, I understand. They had to be shut away in homes so that they wouldn't drool in...
You could start by reading Marx's 'The Communist Manifesto' and 'Das Kapital', Hydrogen. I'm afraid I've never ploughed through them myself in...
Hey! The profanity filter didn't treetreetree my fags. There is a Santa Claus!
Yes. It was a bit of a bummer when Uncle Bill (Kaiser Wilhelm II) got mixed up in all that World War I mass devastation stuff. But I suppose...
Organically grown fags ... it's a wonder Sainsbury's hasn't already added them to its 'Be Good To Yourself' range. :heehee:
Yesterday, OH and I decided to get away from the town for a bit and take a drive out to the countryside around Canterbury. By the standards of...
I fear the bottom may have fallen out of the radio controlled fart trade.
I know I'm going to regret this, but ... what does a yak smell like?
It's a great time of year when you are very young, I feel. Hopefully you are still naive enough to believe that the new year might just be better...
Years ago, a clip concerning an ape and its doings was regularly shown on programmes featuring funny out-takes from various shows. In it, a zoo...
I think this article is a spoof. No one could hit you with poop at a distance of thirty feet. Especially with bars in the way.
No. Although at times we have thought that Damien might have been a good choice. :heehee: I think the problem was that he didn't want to be a...
My four year old nephew got loads of presents, including an alien with three eyes which light up in the dark and double his bodyweight in...
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