Should come in handy if you ever want to spray the place with new gardeners.
Good thinking, Jack. But wouldn't they have to be very small birds to fit through the wire? :heehee: Perhaps it's a squirrel proof feeder for...
A Kindle. OH has got fed up with having dog-eared paperbacks everywhere. I quite like dog eared paperbacks. But the new gadget is very nice....
Have a good Christmas, Catztail. Did you - er - hit the bottled Christmas cheer a little early? :heehee:
A Merry Christmas to you all! Not always my favourite time of year, but I just saw something which cheered me up immeasurably. I popped to the...
Sorry to lower the tone, but I do wish the birds would stop making motions on my conservatory roof. It doesn't give me a thrill of pleasure.
I had steeled myself to do the Xmas shop yesterday. However, when I saw the queues going into the car park, I just couldn't do it. Call it three...
Yes. We never forget you, Captain Scarlett.
As a general rule, I find that the birds which visit my garden much prefer junk food to healthy snacks. Peanuts are gone in a very short time,...
Would it be in Guildford, Surrey by any chance?
Years ago I worked in an office which did the 'Secret Santa' thing. It was a nightmare. The idea was to come up with something jokey, witty and...
Shiney, that is a very poor substitute for Andrex.
That'll be the carrots
Happy Christmas, Hydrogen. We've missed you too! Hope you have a good time.
A rather different example, but people are very odd about money. Eighteen months ago the lady up the road was after a window cleaner, but was...
I can't stand the sickly orange and strawberry fillings either. But my son loves them, along with all sorts of other hideous junk. Most of the...
Poor old thing! :( I do hope he gets better quickly. Mind you, he's probably trying to say: 'you should have seen the dogs when I'd finished...
Imagine! Delivering all those lonely military wives to your doorstep first thing in the morning, Paladin. Eat your heart out, Santa.I rely...
My son insists on having a huge tin of Quality Street every Christmas. The toffee ones always get left - he doesn't like them I and worry about...
We had ours a week or so ago. One lad who works with OH and is absolutely brilliant at his job but socially - well, a little strange, 'phoned to...
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