Breaking News - Old People Beware

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    From the new year those of us that are no longer in their prime had better start to try and look younger.

    I've received this secret document from Downing Street. :rolleyespink:
















    BREAKING NEWS!!

    To save the economy, on January 2nd 2012 the Prime Minister will announce that he is ordering the immigration department to start deporting old people (instead of illegals) in order to lower National Health and Social Security costs.
    Old people are easier to catch, and most will not remember how to get back home!








    I think that we should go on strike or set up camp in London as a protest.


    You can send your donations and messages of support to :-


    Oppose Loathesome Discrimination. Save Our Defenseless Seniors


    Just PM me and I'll let you know how to send your donations.
     
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      shiney You always make me laugh and I need cheering up this morning, so thank you!!

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      <-- Has visions of senior citizens on Skateboards, wearing hoodies periodically chanting "Yo" and Dude"...

      Steve...:loll:
       
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        O.L.D.S.O.D member's getting some practice in..

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          Steve,
          I appoint you our official photographer :dbgrtmb:

          Signed,
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          Shiney, do I take it you are president AND treasurer?:cool::dbgrtmb:
           
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          Of course! I'm the only one that can be trusted to look after the money properly. There was a proper democratic vote and I made sure the counting was fully supervised. :WINK1: :thumbsup:

          Unlike the by-election, there was 100% turnout of voters. :dbgrtmb:
           
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          Was comrade Putin the returning officer?:dbgrtmb:
           
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          No, of course not, it was Mrs Shiney :dancy:
           
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          No need to chase me, I'm giving myself up, they can deport me somewhere hot, Portugal springs to mind :)
           
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            No jingoism there then, totally above board.:thumbsup::thumbsup:
             
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