Daddy, How Was I Born?

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  1. shiney

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    A story of the cyber age!!!!

    A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born ?'

    The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!"

    "Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room onYahoo."

    "Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe."

    "We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other."

    "There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive."

    "As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:"

    "You've got male!"
     
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      When my son was small I thought it was about time I answered at least some of his questions about where babies came from. So I did the old 'they grow in mummies' tummies' routine. He gave me a withering look and snapped: 'don't be silly. How would they get out?'. I suppose it does seem a bit unlikely ...
       
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      Reminded of the kid watching a cow give birth. He asked, so how did it swallow the dog in the first place?
       
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