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Discussion in 'Pets Corner' started by Victoria, Dec 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM.

  1. Victoria

    Victoria Lover of Exotic Flora

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    I have this condition ... :cat-kittyandsmiley:

    Scientists have identified a newly contagious condition: Purralysis — a state in which a human becomes physically incapable of moving because a cat has settled on their lap.
     
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    • Palustris

      Palustris Total Gardener

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      I suffer from that. After 11 years of being ignored, our last remaining moggy has decided that she wants to sit on me. Question is, why does she always choose to do it when I need to go o the bathroom?
       
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      • JWK

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        To show they are in control :)
         
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          Mine has stopped sitting on my lap, instead she sits next to me usually upside down so I can rub her tummy
           
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          • Victoria

            Victoria Lover of Exotic Flora

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            As I use a laptop, it makes it very difficult to do anything on here and as I have two, they take turns...... :pillow: Better than T'other half I guess ... he lounges on the sofa with his feet up so he has one on his chest and the other on his outstretched legs ... :heehee:
             
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