Good news day

Good news is my Octavia passed its MOT.
Im a happy SKODA owner

Now I have opened myself up for all the SKODA jokes.
Bring em on....................

 

Hi Chuck,

Can`t think of a better county for it to be in.

 

3 out 5 for that one lollipop

 

What do you call a Skoda with a long radio aerial?


A dodgem!

 

Why does a Skoda have a double rear window heater ?

To keep everyones hands warm when they are pushing it !

 

Thats a five out of five MF........

But let me tell you all something.
It is now 5 years old.
Has never ever given me a problem.
Its 1.9TDI engine has returned 85 MPG, Yes thats 85 miles per gallon!
Must admit it was only one particular economy drive, and I was really trying.
Previous best was 74 MPG.
I bet theres not one of you can beat that...
Robert

 

2 out of 5

 

3 out of 5

 

How do you double the value of a Skoda? Half fill the tank

 

-What do you call a Skoda with a seatbelt?
A Rucksack!

 

-What information is contained in the Skoda owner's manual?
The Bus Timetable!

 

3 out of 5 Nut.

 

For me. thats a 5 out of 5.. LOL

 

I need a drink, be right back