Grey matter (Lack of)

Grey matter is misbehaving ..​

I was asked this morning..​

"What do you want on your toast?"​

My reply was..​

"MARMALITE"​

What I meant was One Marmite and one Marmalade.​

Go figure...​

 

When I was a teenager, my dad went out boozing once with one of his mates. It was very rare for him to drink so he wasn't used to it. He came home drunk with a donner kebab in his hand, which he shared with me. As he was sharing it asking if I want a bit of pita bread, some meat etc he got to the cucumber and asked 'cubab?'. Since that day, I still jokingly refer to cucumber as cubab, so much so that it has been known for the wife or I to inadvertently ask shop assistants for cubab, which usually invites some funny looks.

 

Cubab and Marmalite sandwich... lovely.

 

Gherkins are "Girt things" here. (Willow when she was a toddler)

 

Girt things with Cubab and Marmalite sandwich... now how can you beat that??

 

*salivating*

 

Have you tried marmalite on toast Capney. I mean the two together.

 

In a word....no.